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FUCK YEAH FACTS!

All the blinking
in one day equates to
having your eyes closed
for about 30 minutes.
is the intense fear
of having to cook.
You are always able
to see your nose.
Your brain just
chooses to ignore it.
BRACT
Orgasms
can cure hiccups.
The reason Tetris is so
addictive is because of our
psychological
drive to tidy up.
mam!
Only 20 people are known
to have .
They remember every
detail of their lives.
BRACT
The longest recorded
marriage lasted
91 years and 12 days.
awn
Caffeine can cause
a sense of impending
doom, especially on
those prone to anxiety.
Emmi
BRACT
Mixing alcohol with
diet soda will get you
more drunk than mixing
it with regular soda.
mam
Hitler once gave a
medal to a man because
he found his joke funny.
mama
Russell from "Up"
was modeled after a 32-
yearsold Pixar employee.
Korean high schoolers
study on average
16 hours a day.
Ema:
****
Nutella lost a Million
lawsuit over false
nutritional claims.
mam:
ducks
lived in Australia 20, 000
to 50, 000 years ago.
The Walking Dead
has a . 8 million
budget. Per episode.
Vicks inhalers will cause
you to test positive
for Meth on drug tests.
Emu
There is a "rain room"
in London that makes rain fall
everywhere in the room except
the spot you are standing.
If you have a pizza
with radius "z"
and thickness "a",
its volume is Pi( z* z) a.
mam:
BRACT
In addition to love,
St. Valentine is the
patron saint of plague.
man
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User avatar #3 - Karibookiller (07/28/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Who the **** is eating liquid chocolate and thinks that its healthy. That lawsuit was probably along the lines of "McDonalds made me fat!"
#2 - gemleonn (07/28/2014) [+] (16 replies)
So that's how North Korea is so much more advanced than the rest of the world
User avatar #10 - trollzoll (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer?" Ash
#113 - guanyu (07/28/2014) [-]
#15 - Sworley ONLINE (07/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
but if the man accepts Hitler's award, he takes comedy seriously. if he takes comedy seriously he isnt a comedian
#24 - katha (07/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Having an orgasm cure your hiccups seems all fun and stuff, but... having sex with hiccups?   
   
"Ohh yeah baby you *HIC* feel so good, mhhh *HIC"   
"Oohh ahhh mmmmhhh*HIC* ah goddammit"
Having an orgasm cure your hiccups seems all fun and stuff, but... having sex with hiccups?

"Ohh yeah baby you *HIC* feel so good, mhhh *HIC"
"Oohh ahhh mmmmhhh*HIC* ah goddammit"
User avatar #25 - amnis (07/28/2014) [-]
"I sure love me some bubonic plague in the mornin'" -St. Valentine
#44 - sinery (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What was the joke?
#45 to #44 - sinery (07/28/2014) [-]
Inb4 Jew jokes in the millions.
Inb4 Jew jokes in the millions.
#100 - kaisakuenkou (07/28/2014) [-]
Lets all take a moment for Charles Osborne who hiccuped continuously for 68 years.
Lets all take a moment for Charles Osborne who hiccuped continuously for 68 years.
#94 - jakedertree (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Nonsense, I ******* hate Tetris and my room is just fine.
#48 - picklemanatee (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Id like to help cure her hiccups
#118 - winglit (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
the fear of having to cook?
#134 - oblesidonika (07/28/2014) [-]
That photo is a little outdated.
#79 - thelastelephant ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
"I'm curing my hiccups, officer."
#123 - butterflywingpower (07/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
But what if the pizza is square?
#46 - tosatsu (07/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
8fact is full of false facts.
8fact is full of false facts.
#32 - itsmedumbass (07/28/2014) [-]
As the sun sets we see a herd of giant ducks, majestically waddling across the desert. And as they make their way to watering hole we can hear their haunting quacks as they call to their brethren.
As the sun sets we see a herd of giant ducks, majestically waddling across the desert. And as they make their way to watering hole we can hear their haunting quacks as they call to their brethren.
#140 - animedudej (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
diet soda tastes ******* awefull...
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