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Today, at wrath as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient [WINE day. As soon as I tank a peek, I netted that
she had stuck above her vagina. She mid me with a straight face not he be afraid, because "She
diesn' t bite." PML
I agree. your life sucks {I } - you deserved it {I 2)
7 On / OB/ NT 3 at 2: 01 pm - health - by Anonymaws - United States
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Submitted: 07/30/2014
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#1 - cuntry (07/31/2014) [+] (11 replies)
If my job were to look at vaginae with diseases and infections all day, I would appreciate the googly eyes.   
   
This person does not understand what it means to enjoy the little things.   
   
 and by little things I mean the googly eyes
If my job were to look at vaginae with diseases and infections all day, I would appreciate the googly eyes.

This person does not understand what it means to enjoy the little things.

and by little things I mean the googly eyes
User avatar #3 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
" a funny thing happened to me today, but **** my life, right? "
#4 - likerofbutts (07/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
She thinks it's funny now...
User avatar #6 - travishein (07/31/2014) [-]
That is the exact opposite of a FML moment...
#17 - edgecutter ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I had a part time job at a gynaecologist once. I was supposed to digitalize an entire archive of medical files and be a secretary when the regular ones were on holidays.   
Because of being a secretary on those off days, my desk was at the front, the reception. This meant that my office and the consulting room were separated by one measily door.   
   
Now here comes the fun part.   
   
>Doing secretary and digital work as usual   
>Woman in her mid-50's comes up and tells me she is here for an appointment   
>Everything checks out and happens to be her turn, let her through   
>30 minutes later, hear a bit of noise in the consulting room.   
>Hear sounds similar to panic, think nothing of it. Probably the usual woman discovering vaginal mold, happens regularly   
>Door to consulting room slams open, everyone in the waiting room and me look at source of noise   
>Mid-50's woman standing there, blood drained from her face.    
>Not the only place where the blood drained from   
>Look at her lower body, she is stark naked and has blood GUSHING out of her flimsy loose vagina   
>Ohlawd.jpg   
>That ain't a vagina 						*****					, that's a 						*******					 dam that broke, get us a hydro engineer in here   
>Woman keeps panicking, runs out front door. OUTSIDE   
>Leaves trail of blood   
>See doctor (who is my older sister) walk out while laughing her ass off   
>"Hey Edge, did you see that!? HAHA, the maid is going to be so pissed!. But seriously, can you hold the fort down while I go bring her her pants and to the hospital?"   
>"...Y- yeah. Alright, sis."   
>Sister leaves scene   
>Waiting room was full of people. Not a single word was uttered by them for the rest of the day.   
>tfw
I had a part time job at a gynaecologist once. I was supposed to digitalize an entire archive of medical files and be a secretary when the regular ones were on holidays.
Because of being a secretary on those off days, my desk was at the front, the reception. This meant that my office and the consulting room were separated by one measily door.

Now here comes the fun part.

>Doing secretary and digital work as usual
>Woman in her mid-50's comes up and tells me she is here for an appointment
>Everything checks out and happens to be her turn, let her through
>30 minutes later, hear a bit of noise in the consulting room.
>Hear sounds similar to panic, think nothing of it. Probably the usual woman discovering vaginal mold, happens regularly
>Door to consulting room slams open, everyone in the waiting room and me look at source of noise
>Mid-50's woman standing there, blood drained from her face.
>Not the only place where the blood drained from
>Look at her lower body, she is stark naked and has blood GUSHING out of her flimsy loose vagina
>Ohlawd.jpg
>That ain't a vagina ***** , that's a ******* dam that broke, get us a hydro engineer in here
>Woman keeps panicking, runs out front door. OUTSIDE
>Leaves trail of blood
>See doctor (who is my older sister) walk out while laughing her ass off
>"Hey Edge, did you see that!? HAHA, the maid is going to be so pissed!. But seriously, can you hold the fort down while I go bring her her pants and to the hospital?"
>"...Y- yeah. Alright, sis."
>Sister leaves scene
>Waiting room was full of people. Not a single word was uttered by them for the rest of the day.
>tfw
User avatar #22 - kingofswag (07/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
ha he has to work. i don't. the president awarded me the nobel swag prize of honor with a unlimted access to cash. so I bought everyones swag. good luck trying to ur filthy hands on swag again. I bet most of u are a wee bitch and poor unlike me.
#33 to #22 - ninjapieguy ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
I bet you're really proud of yourself for that, aren't you?
I bet you're really proud of yourself for that, aren't you?
User avatar #32 - pbeldin (07/31/2014) [-]
vagina dentata vagina dentata aka movie teeth
User avatar #27 - hawkmonster (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I would hate to be a gynecologist, the **** they must see.
#5 - krobeles (07/31/2014) [-]
**krobeles rolled image**

Supose its one of those "This situation is very awkward for me, and not very awkward for the doctor. So if I can somehow make it awkward for the doctor, I wont feel as awkward, somehow!" kinds of things.
User avatar #20 - icollectraresbro (07/31/2014) [-]
**** her life. It wont bite.
User avatar #13 - TheOldOakTree (07/31/2014) [-]
thats the second best vagina joke i ever heard
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