FML. . C) Erica On the 7/ was at 2: 27 PM ] Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the First time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pu FML C) Erica On the 7/ was at 2: 27 PM ] Today my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping when for First time he told me loved panicked pu
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C) Erica On the 7/ was at 2: 27 PM ]
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff
jumping, when for the First time, he told me
he loved me. I panicked and pushed him
over the edge and into the water. He' s now
in hospital. FML
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I Q On the 2/ 5/ 14 at was PM 9
Today, after years of counseling and therapy
for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words:
Happy Bird. FML
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ll Unknown On the 2/ 7/ 14 at was AM 6
Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk
while we were fooling around on the couch,
when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity
to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst
out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was
between her cheeks and the couch cushion.
I lost my virginity to her couch. FML
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet
old lady got on after me and sat next to me.
Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her
head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice,
I gently tried to wake her up before my stop
came. She wasn' t sleeping. I let a dead
woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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I Q caroline On the 2/ 6/ 09 at 11: 29 AM 6
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend.
When he was about to orgasm, he
screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his
lungs. My name' s not Brittany. That' s his
sister. FML
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I bittersweet On the 2/ was at was PM ,
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His
response: "l got your best friend pregnant".
FML
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Today, I was at the park when I saw a
homeless man sleeping on a bench. I
thought it would be funny to throw a small
rock at him. He thought it would be funny to
pull out his knife and chase me for six
blocks. FML
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You deserved it
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I
barely know. I didn' t have a condom and
was nervous about getting her pregnant, but
she assured me that I could pull out. Right
when I was about to pull out, she wrapped
her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY
BABY' S DADDY!" I couldn' t get out in time.
FML
I agree, your life sucks 1661
You deserved it
Today, I forgot to do my French homework,
but since it was an online worksheet, I told
my teacher my internet wasn' t working. I
told her with an femail. FML
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You deserved it
Tourist On the 3/ 26/ 09 at my AM ,
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I
spotted a large group of Asians trying to
take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say,
You... want me... take picture?" while using
hand motions. The man looks at me and
says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain
English. FML
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You deserved it
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Views: 47180 Submitted: 04/21/2014