FML. . Today, I bought my girlfriend the dress she' s been wanting for ages. When I gave it to her, she freaked out because I bought a medium instead ofa small,
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Today, I bought my girlfriend the dress she' s been wanting for ages. When I gave it to her, she freaked out
because I bought a medium instead ofa small, then started crying because she thought I was calling her fat.
When she finally tried it on, she freaked out because it fit. I can' t win. FML
2049552? dagree, your life sucks - you deserved it (4853
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Submitted: 01/07/2014
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#1 - doujinshi (01/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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#9 - thechosentroll (01/07/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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Conclusion: Stop trying to be nice, be an ass and be happy.
Conclusion: Stop trying to be nice, be an ass and be happy.
#8 - soulkiller (01/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The whole situation for the guy
The whole situation for the guy
#33 - lolollo ONLINE (01/08/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I just don't understand how people can be so devastatingly, emotionally fragile.

Seriously, how in the hell do these people survive?
User avatar #10 - melontwilight (01/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I would have been flattered that he knew me well enough to look at a dress and know if it would fit me.
#7 - josieabby (01/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#29 - infamoustrapper (01/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
It's just best for some people to never talk to women
User avatar #5 - brrigg (01/07/2014) [-]
i've said it a million times.

Bitches
BE
CRAZY
#14 - kumatose (01/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why do you think men have been giving chocolate, jewelry, and flowers for decades? It's one size fits all
User avatar #90 - onedponygirl (01/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
OMFG XD
#36 - trollzorr (01/08/2014) [-]
Dump her
Dump her
User avatar #110 - metalmind (01/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Just cut of the label.
#50 - devout feminist (01/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Nolo ** this is a woman. or thechosentroll is no more
User avatar #47 - theincrediblegoose (01/08/2014) [-]
I've never understood shit like this.. Like this kind of stuff happens in sitcoms all the time. The woman freaks the fuck out over something totally mundane and the guy is like "gee golly gillickers I'm sorry honey!".. Best case scenario they just get huffy and walk away all defeated. If a chick (or human being in general) is this emotionally fucked up and responds this horribly to like... basic shit, why in gods graciously green earth would you want to be with them? The porkin can't be THAT good... Can it?
#24 - abronymous (01/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My girlfriend doesn't really care about that. If it fits she's content, she just likes be spoiled.
#26 to #24 - silvertongueddevil (01/08/2014) [-]
Sooo lots of moisturizer for your hand if I'm understanding this correctly....
Sooo lots of moisturizer for your hand if I'm understanding this correctly....
#6 - include (01/07/2014) [-]
Women.
#80 - tekoronia (01/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
How can anyone think medium is fat? I use medium, and I'm underweight.
How can anyone think medium is fat? I use medium, and I'm underweight.
#138 - secretdestroyers (01/08/2014) [-]
Women: can't live with them, can't live without them.
User avatar #88 - kittysan (01/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**kittysan rolls 669**
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