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    #91 - klina
    Reply+208
    (06/27/2014)[-]
    If my best friend ever wanted to, I'd probably go gay for him. (He's straight, I am... I don't even know.)
    If my best friend ever wanted to, I'd probably go gay for him. (He's straight, I am... I don't even know.)
    #1659 to #91 - drizztrocks
    Reply0
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    Issac?!
    #1691 to #1659 - klina
    Reply0
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    nyet
    nyet
    #1693 to #1691 - drizztrocks
    Reply0
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    Isaac?!
    #1698 to #1693 - klina
    Reply0
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    I'm not your friend that you want to ****.
    I'm not your friend that you want to ****.
    #1702 to #1698 - drizztrocks
    Reply0
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    But...but I always thought it was the other way around, he adores me and I fear one day he'll confess he wants to plow my ass.
    But...but I always thought it was the other way around, he adores me and I fear one day he'll confess he wants to plow my ass.
    User avatar#1718 to #1702 - klina
    Reply0
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    Look dude, from my experience, having that happen (him confessing) isn't gonna hurt your relationship much if you're willing to look past it. If he's really into you, he's been like that for a while, and if he does in fact confess, he'd have already went through with what he would do in both situations where you return his feelings or deny them. He'll be chill whatever you pick.

    If he confesses to you, if you confess to him, then it's a different story, I don't even know if the guys actually likes you like that.

    But ****, what do I know, I don't even know if my friend is like that, he's a weird ass mofo and he's the only person that I could never read what he's thinking.

    Ah well, such is life.
    #1620 to #91 - brenton
    Reply+3
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
    And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
    #1553 to #91 - anon id: cce65838
    Reply0
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    ben?!
    User avatar#1638 to #1553 - klina
    Reply0
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    nope
    #1257 to #91 - zacchaeus
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    User avatar#1232 to #91 - alexkarino
    Reply-1
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB CHOO CHOO
    User avatar#1106 to #91 - cdmin
    Reply0
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    that means you....
    #399 to #91 - twateater
    Reply0
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    dude that is my live, IM totally straight, but if any of my friends wanted to go gay with me i'd be down in a heartbeat
    #1579 to #399 - rakoom
    Reply0
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    Sometimes, people are capable of loving either sex. Now it's weird as ****, 'cause you're not actively falling for most people of your own gender, but it's there y'know.

    Do whatever you feel like with this information.
    #436 to #399 - slandersalamander
    Reply+37
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    >IM totally straight, but if any of my friends wanted to go gay with me i'd be down in a heartbeat   
   
Totally straight, huh?
    >IM totally straight, but if any of my friends wanted to go gay with me i'd be down in a heartbeat

    Totally straight, huh?
    #1408 to #436 - lolmart
    Reply0
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    ya dude he said "no homo" before hand


    totally straight
    User avatar#1045 to #436 - suikerpapa
    Reply+1
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    That is literally what klina is saying, and when I pointed it out this happened.
    What is this
    #1585 to #1045 - rakoom
    Reply+1
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    At first, people must've interpreted you as being an ass.
    And then, in the second comment of yours, you kinda were.
    And then, it seemed that you mocked, rather than trying to be witty, since the established mood was pretty sour.

    FunnyJunk hates that, and usually steamrolls stuff they interpret as negative, with red thumbs.
    #345 to #91 - hjklasdf
    Reply+3
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    Know that feeling all to well.
    User avatar#146 to #91 - suikerpapa
    Reply-17
    (06/27/2014)[-]
    There's no such thing as "I'd go gay for him". It's called being gay for them. If you'd go gay, you're already gay. It's not a switch
    User avatar#149 to #146 - klina
    Reply+19
    (06/27/2014)[-]
    Don't tell me things about my own sexuality. I am much more aware of it than you are, and you're just basing an opinion over one line of text that I wrote.
    User avatar#150 to #149 - suikerpapa
    Reply-21
    (06/27/2014)[-]
    tell me how it works then. How can you say you'd go gay for him, without actually being gay? You can't just be gay all of a sudden. If you feel an attraction, you feel an attraction.

    Also, if you don't want people to judge you like this then don't ******* post in this thread ********
    User avatar#152 to #150 - klina
    Reply+14
    (06/27/2014)[-]
    1. I don't feel judged
    2. I didn't bitch about anything other than your rash conclusion
    3. I don't need to explain **** to a rude ass ************
    User avatar#924 to #152 - thepandaking
    Reply+2
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    you're definitely not in the wrong here, I get what you mean.

    not that I would know the feeling personally


    or.. anything..

    I was never here
    #154 to #152 - suikerpapa
    Reply-15
    (06/27/2014)[-]
    sure buddy, go ahead and deny your feelings   
have fun forcing a sexuality on yourself and being confused about everything
    sure buddy, go ahead and deny your feelings
    have fun forcing a sexuality on yourself and being confused about everything
    User avatar#1041 to #154 - hockeycrazysteve
    Reply-1
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    you're in the closet dude, you're so gay when you mention pussy by accident you say
    "no hetro". you're such a faggot you sit to have a piss and stand to ****
    User avatar#1043 to #1041 - suikerpapa
    Reply-2
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    I'm not in the closet, I'm openly bisexual
    User avatar#495 to #154 - pointblankhits
    Reply+3
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    I think what your saying is true
    User avatar#424 to #154 - enigmaticspirit
    Reply+16
    (06/28/2014)[-]
    The dude is just saying if his friend wanted him to, he would totally suck his cock dry. See? Not gay.
    User avatar#249 to #154 - kaiizel
    Reply-6
    (06/27/2014)[-]
    Don't take it personally, it will hit him soon.
    User avatar#251 to #249 - suikerpapa
    Reply-10
    (06/27/2014)[-]
    I hope so, sexual confusion is the worst
    #1040 to #251 - hockeycrazysteve
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    User avatar#276 to #251 - SACKMONGER
    Reply+3
    (06/27/2014)[-]
    You're a judgmental asshole, buddy
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