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User avatar #324 - microwaves (06/28/2014) [-]
>Be 6, male, white
>Live in ghetto town houses with my 7 year old brother and folks
>One other white kid live in complex, lets call him Greg, about same age as me, little older maybe
>One day Greg asks me and my bro to go with him to his "Secret Place". We go with him, he whips out his dick.
>lolwut.jpg
>Asks me and bro to "help him get long"
>lolwutagain.jpg
>Innocent child, have no ******* clue whats happening, touch it.
>Bro touches it too. It "gets long"
>me, bro, and greg start cracking up with laughter, echoing all around the complex
>bro whips his dick out, asks greg to "make him long too" while laughing. greg does
>I whip mine out and ask the same thing. BOTH of them touch it
>lolerection.gif
>Greg puts mouth on my weiner while laughing,I do the same to greg while also laughing,bro standing there laughing his ass off.
>another kid rides up on his bike and asks what we are doing, unable to see us.We quickly stop and yell back "nothing its a secret" and giggling
>Me and bro leave greg and go home.
>Tell mom something hilarious happened "Oh what microwaves?" smiling because we are kids. tell her exectly what happens, the smile on her face dies immediately
>she goes to gregs mom, tells her about it, his mom is mad AT MY MOM. gregs mom sues us for sexual harassment on her boy
>Police come and talk to us. "Microwaves, tell me what happened." "Me and anonbro and greg were "Getting long" and I laugh. Long court case, Gregs mom drops charges, never see him again.

And thats hte story of how I have a 3 way oral incest/gay sex with my Bro and friend.
#1746 to #324 - mcnuggetcunt (06/28/2014) [-]
Exact same thing happened to me accept I pissed in his mouth.
#1690 to #324 - drizztrocks ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Similar thing happened to me.
>Be me, child
>Go over to Dereks house
>Dereks older than me, like 13
>Derek is overpowered
>We're friends, he takes a bath, I chill out.
>He calls me into the bathroom, he dries himself.
>"Suck it anon."
>lolk u'v never steered me wrong before.
>I fit his fully erect penis into my mouth
>hits the back of my throat and I recoil back gagging.
>I wipe my mouth as he tried to tell me to suck it again
>I decline and shake my head no.
>MFW remembering this as I am older.
User avatar #1489 to #324 - schwerdaddy (06/28/2014) [-]
"Oh what microwaves?"

That **** didn't make any sense to me until I finally realized your username.
#1069 to #324 - gisuar (06/28/2014) [-]
at that age it's not as weird as you might think if you guys were like 14+ i'd be worried
User avatar #1036 to #324 - sardinez (06/28/2014) [-]
that was a thrill from beginning to end
#338 to #324 - ffinfinity ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
wut wut
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