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User avatar #21 - girguy (06/27/2014) [+] (17 replies)
i finger my asshole in the shower


as for my secret, I wet the bed at age 16
#62 - anonymous (06/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I wait 2-3 weeks to take a **** .
#73 to #62 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
well thats why anons are always full of ****
User avatar #54 - vincento (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I wasn't 18 years old or older when I signed up on FunnyJunk
User avatar #356 - varrlegrimscythe (06/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Sometimes I yank it too hard and a little bit of blood cums out.
User avatar #4 - sewallman ONLINE (06/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I think joshlol isn't funny.
#136 - dacrimsonfucker (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
14 years ago I let the dogs out
14 years ago I let the dogs out
#85 - evanxzile (06/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
It was me.


I did it.
#91 - klina (06/27/2014) [+] (33 replies)
If my best friend ever wanted to, I'd probably go gay for him. (He's straight, I am... I don't even know.)
#83 - evilhomer (06/27/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I didn't deliver all the bread I promised....
User avatar #92 - solidderking (06/27/2014) [+] (9 replies)
i get an erection from driving in a bus or train
it does not turn me on in a sexual way, i just get an erection
User avatar #119 to #92 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
its called being male, most males experience being male, constant erections but hardly no one bitches about it because males aren't female.
#79 - dildodude (06/27/2014) [+] (9 replies)
It's been a year and I'm still having dreams about me and my ex (of almost 3years) living togather happily. I wake up with regret and disappointment. And that ***** up the rest of the day.
User avatar #144 - pasadenamudslide (06/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I once sucked dick for bus fare



I then walked home
User avatar #167 - katinka (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I never read the terms of agreement
#666 - bubbajames (06/28/2014) [+] (24 replies)
I've been lurking for years and comment on some **** now and again but my big secret is that you guys and this website are the only thing stopping me from killing myself. over the past few months my girlfriend totalled the car with my friend and i in it (no serious injuries) 2 weeks later i get an 09 civic. The following week i get hurt on the job where i was making $18.00 at the age of 20. While waiting on the state to process my claim i lost my job, maxed out my credit card just trying to feed myself, owe $800.00 to a hospital for the car accident, $975.00 in car payments, my car will probably get repoed tomorrow and my bank account is overdrawn god knows how much now. And the icing on the cake is that i cant work or collect unemployment because of my unresolved back injury that i cant afford to get the MRI and likely surgery for. and with no friends near my home and my girlfriend living 45 miles away, you guys here are all i have left. So it may not be the best secret, but i just needed to get that off my chest.
#35 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I was phanaict then i got bored and gave it to twiztedninja or some guy
User avatar #324 - microwaves (06/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Be 6, male, white
>Live in ghetto town houses with my 7 year old brother and folks
>One other white kid live in complex, lets call him Greg, about same age as me, little older maybe
>One day Greg asks me and my bro to go with him to his "Secret Place". We go with him, he whips out his dick.
>lolwut.jpg
>Asks me and bro to "help him get long"
>lolwutagain.jpg
>Innocent child, have no ******* clue whats happening, touch it.
>Bro touches it too. It "gets long"
>me, bro, and greg start cracking up with laughter, echoing all around the complex
>bro whips his dick out, asks greg to "make him long too" while laughing. greg does
>I whip mine out and ask the same thing. BOTH of them touch it
>lolerection.gif
>Greg puts mouth on my weiner while laughing,I do the same to greg while also laughing,bro standing there laughing his ass off.
>another kid rides up on his bike and asks what we are doing, unable to see us.We quickly stop and yell back "nothing its a secret" and giggling
>Me and bro leave greg and go home.
>Tell mom something hilarious happened "Oh what microwaves?" smiling because we are kids. tell her exectly what happens, the smile on her face dies immediately
>she goes to gregs mom, tells her about it, his mom is mad AT MY MOM. gregs mom sues us for sexual harassment on her boy
>Police come and talk to us. "Microwaves, tell me what happened." "Me and anonbro and greg were "Getting long" and I laugh. Long court case, Gregs mom drops charges, never see him again.

And thats hte story of how I have a 3 way oral incest/gay sex with my Bro and friend.
User avatar #82 - narcomancer (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
joshlol sucked me off
User avatar #66 - jinxter (06/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I liked the Last Airbender movie.
#76 - anonymous (06/27/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I have a crush on my sister.
User avatar #211 - internetexplain (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I bought winrar
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