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User avatar #54 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
I wasn't 18 years old or older when I signed up on FunnyJunk
User avatar #90 to #54 - SirSheepy (06/27/2014) [-]
b&
#666 - bubbajames ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I've been lurking for years and comment on some **** now and again but my big secret is that you guys and this website are the only thing stopping me from killing myself. over the past few months my girlfriend totalled the car with my friend and i in it (no serious injuries) 2 weeks later i get an 09 civic. The following week i get hurt on the job where i was making $18.00 at the age of 20. While waiting on the state to process my claim i lost my job, maxed out my credit card just trying to feed myself, owe $800.00 to a hospital for the car accident, $975.00 in car payments, my car will probably get repoed tomorrow and my bank account is overdrawn god knows how much now. And the icing on the cake is that i cant work or collect unemployment because of my unresolved back injury that i cant afford to get the MRI and likely surgery for. and with no friends near my home and my girlfriend living 45 miles away, you guys here are all i have left. So it may not be the best secret, but i just needed to get that off my chest.
User avatar #1823 to #666 - sewallman ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Hey guy.. Guy, That's nothing. My job had taken away my ability to walk without a cane. I turn 20 next Saturday. I have 2 1/2 children and I'm over $60,000 in debt for medical bills. I drive a ****** $300 car because that's all I could find from someone in my step dad's family (he's 1/13ths of my grandma's children)

I only leave my house when I have to, and I've been denied social security although I've given them many many doctor's recommendations that I do get social security. I'm going to spend the rest of my life in debt, walk with a cane for the next 60 years, and watch my children be ashamed of their father for not being able to walk outside. While I was writing this, my wife just yelled to me that my car is broke and she thinks it's the starter. FML.
#1825 to #1823 - bubbajames ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to dick measure with anyone. over the span of the last 4 months ive lost just about everything. i didnt say it couldnt be worse. I was just trying to say that with all thats happened, so far, FJ is my only escape. so im grateful to have everyone here to brighten my day
User avatar #1826 to #1825 - sewallman ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Tell you what... I'll let you in on a secret...

if we where dick measuring with our penises... I'd win. But if we where measuring our hearts... I'd lose.


You keep on. keepin on.
#1830 to #666 - mazdaes (06/29/2014) [-]
This might be over reaching, but what state do you live in and what kind of car? I'm by no means a mechanic, but I really like working on cars. In my 30 years, I found that working with my hands helps calm me down. I even went so far as to make sure that when I bought my house, I had a huge garage to work in. I have done several starters, alternators, exhausts, and I'm even working on an engine rebuild at the moment, plus not to mention all the other stuff. But my point is if you need help, and you don't live to far, I wouldn't mind putting in a starter for you, or what ever else is wrong. PM me if you want. And about the job thing, I would seriously talk to a lawyer. Most will do consultations for free. I don't see how you could possibly get hurt on the job and then have that company fire you. That ain't right.
#1840 to #1830 - bubbajames ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
I live in MD but I think sewallman is the one you want to talk to about the car. but the reason i got laid off is because of the state's workers comp commision. i had to submit 3 claims before one finally went through. and after my first month of getting benefits, Sentry insurance yanked benefits until they got a claim number from the state. which ironically didnt go through until the week after i was laid off. (4 months time)
#1901 to #1840 - mazdaes (06/29/2014) [-]
And Ya, he was, but I'm on my phone, so I must have hit the wrong reply. But if you're ever in CT and need help with your car, let me know.
#1900 to #1840 - mazdaes (06/29/2014) [-]
Ouch, that's horrible. I hope things get better for you!
User avatar #1858 to #1840 - sewallman ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
That $60,000 in medical bills is all from Obamacare not covering my daughter's skin condition **** , and here they have a 3 strikes policy where you can only apply 3 times to get social security for having a handicap.
User avatar #1509 to #666 - ronniesan ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
do a flip.
User avatar #1835 to #1509 - kanaka (06/29/2014) [-]
go **** yourself all the way back to 4chan
User avatar #1085 to #666 - thetriforcewarrior (06/28/2014) [-]
you can hold on, we would all miss even a lourker
User avatar #1375 to #666 - jukuku (06/28/2014) [-]
Don't kill yourself, man. All the problems you have can be solved. It might be hard as **** but they can be solved, you just need to realize that and know there's a way through it. Focus on finding that way through.

Depression takes the life out of you and I know from experience that it is damn hard to give a **** and actually start making changes. You can get through it and you're not alone.
#1610 to #666 - officer (06/28/2014) [-]
Have you considered selling shrimp?
User avatar #1671 to #666 - toxicovrtake ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
BubbaJames, I love you man, Stay strong, You'll get through this. Just keep your head high.
#1752 to #666 - wynzair ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
You can do it man! You can get through this! Life isn't always easy, and now it's time to show life that you can endure even the thoughest times. You must remain strong! Even though i'm probably on the other side of the planet, I believe in you. Stay strong mate. You can write if you need it..

Pic not related
User avatar #1766 to #666 - Pompano (06/28/2014) [-]
It's alright lil ***** . We got you.
#1834 to #666 - kanaka (06/29/2014) [-]
i want you to know that although we have never met and may never meet, i love you.   
As my deceased friend and fellow fj user once said, "don't let jack 			******		 			****		 stop you from what you want to do"   
   
i have a wallpaper if you want it
i want you to know that although we have never met and may never meet, i love you.
As my deceased friend and fellow fj user once said, "don't let jack ****** **** stop you from what you want to do"

i have a wallpaper if you want it
#1233 to #666 - Shullbit (06/28/2014) [-]
You'll get through it, man. You're strong if you made it this far... Good luck!
#1650 to #666 - kanaka (06/28/2014) [-]
whoah bro, im sorry. i wish i could help you out, but all i can do is provide someone to talk to.

best of luck to you
User avatar #669 to #666 - iamsammich (06/28/2014) [-]
we'll always be here for you
even if lots of people on funnyjunk can be jerks sometimes
User avatar #862 to #666 - uzimakelover (06/28/2014) [-]
*Troll mode off*

I think I should stop trolling. Now that I know one person hangs on to this community to stay alive, who knows who else does that? muh feelz
User avatar #1337 to #862 - clechyl (06/28/2014) [-]
Trolls bring joy to themselves.
User avatar #709 to #666 - teddybearlove ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Bubba i sincerely hope that your troubles get resolved. I'm glad you found us to keep you sane... even if it probably will backfire! check this site out sometime... It's worth it. thenicestplaceontheinter.net/
your comment #666! kinda scary
#1904 to #709 - souperior ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
i masturbate to the girl hugging parts
#136 - dacrimsonfucker (06/27/2014) [-]
14 years ago I let the dogs out
14 years ago I let the dogs out
User avatar #1371 to #136 - Dember ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
If those dogs haven't died by now, your house must REEK. They're supposed to go outside at least a few times a day!
User avatar #757 to #136 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
**** i was gna do that lol
User avatar #92 - solidderking (06/27/2014) [-]
i get an erection from driving in a bus or train
it does not turn me on in a sexual way, i just get an erection
#873 to #92 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
its called a traveler and its normal
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User avatar #886 to #876 - solidderking (06/28/2014) [-]
wrong age, im 7
just kidding im 19
#130 to #92 - anon (06/27/2014) [-]
I get them in car journeys. **** sucks, man.
User avatar #119 to #92 - hasinvadedyou (06/27/2014) [-]
its called being male, most males experience being male, constant erections but hardly no one bitches about it because males aren't female.
User avatar #134 to #119 - solidderking (06/27/2014) [-]
i know, but i always get one while driving with a bus, no matter what happens, how tired i am or what else and it doesnt stop until i leave its not funny if you do a 8 hours trip with a bus
User avatar #715 to #134 - jkrhpotter (06/28/2014) [-]
The vibrations and bounciness in buses gets me.. I experience the same thing.
#751 to #715 - mamenber (06/28/2014) [-]
I believe he means that he gets erection just because he's riding in bus, not because of vibrations/bounciness. I have been experiencing something similiar. I always get erection when the bus stops.
User avatar #864 to #715 - solidderking (06/28/2014) [-]
probably one of the reasons....
#91 - klina (06/27/2014) [-]
If my best friend ever wanted to, I'd probably go gay for him. (He's straight, I am... I don't even know.)
User avatar #1106 to #91 - cdmin (06/28/2014) [-]
that means you....
User avatar #1232 to #91 - alexkarino (06/28/2014) [-]
BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB CHOO CHOO
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#1553 to #91 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
ben?!
User avatar #1638 to #1553 - klina (06/28/2014) [-]
nope
#1659 to #91 - drizztrocks (06/28/2014) [-]
Issac?!
#1693 to #1691 - drizztrocks (06/28/2014) [-]
Isaac?!
#1698 to #1693 - klina (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm not your friend that you want to 			****		.
I'm not your friend that you want to **** .
#1702 to #1698 - drizztrocks (06/28/2014) [-]
But...but I always thought it was the other way around, he adores me and I fear one day he'll confess he wants to plow my ass.
User avatar #1718 to #1702 - klina (06/28/2014) [-]
Look dude, from my experience, having that happen (him confessing) isn't gonna hurt your relationship much if you're willing to look past it. If he's really into you, he's been like that for a while, and if he does in fact confess, he'd have already went through with what he would do in both situations where you return his feelings or deny them. He'll be chill whatever you pick.

If he confesses to you, if you confess to him, then it's a different story, I don't even know if the guys actually likes you like that.

But **** , what do I know, I don't even know if my friend is like that, he's a weird ass mofo and he's the only person that I could never read what he's thinking.

Ah well, such is life.
#399 to #91 - twateater (06/28/2014) [-]
dude that is my live, IM totally straight, but if any of my friends wanted to go gay with me i'd be down in a heartbeat
#436 to #399 - slandersalamander (06/28/2014) [-]
>IM totally straight, but if any of my friends wanted to go gay with me i'd be down in a heartbeat

Totally straight, huh?
User avatar #1045 to #436 - suikerpapa (06/28/2014) [-]
That is literally what klina is saying, and when I pointed it out this happened.
What is this
#1585 to #1045 - rakoom (06/28/2014) [-]
At first, people must've interpreted you as being an ass.
And then, in the second comment of yours, you kinda were.
And then, it seemed that you mocked, rather than trying to be witty, since the established mood was pretty sour.

FunnyJunk hates that, and usually steamrolls stuff they interpret as negative, with red thumbs.
#1408 to #436 - lolmart (06/28/2014) [-]
ya dude he said "no homo" before hand


totally straight
#1579 to #399 - rakoom (06/28/2014) [-]
Sometimes, people are capable of loving either sex. Now it's weird as **** , 'cause you're not actively falling for most people of your own gender, but it's there y'know.

Do whatever you feel like with this information.
User avatar #146 to #91 - suikerpapa (06/27/2014) [-]
There's no such thing as "I'd go gay for him". It's called being gay for them. If you'd go gay, you're already gay. It's not a switch
User avatar #149 to #146 - klina (06/27/2014) [-]
Don't tell me things about my own sexuality. I am much more aware of it than you are, and you're just basing an opinion over one line of text that I wrote.
User avatar #150 to #149 - suikerpapa (06/27/2014) [-]
tell me how it works then. How can you say you'd go gay for him, without actually being gay? You can't just be gay all of a sudden. If you feel an attraction, you feel an attraction.

Also, if you don't want people to judge you like this then don't ******* post in this thread ********
User avatar #152 to #150 - klina (06/27/2014) [-]
1. I don't feel judged
2. I didn't bitch about anything other than your rash conclusion
3. I don't need to explain **** to a rude ass ************
User avatar #924 to #152 - thepandaking (06/28/2014) [-]
you're definitely not in the wrong here, I get what you mean.

not that I would know the feeling personally


or.. anything..

I was never here
#154 to #152 - suikerpapa (06/27/2014) [-]
sure buddy, go ahead and deny your feelings
have fun forcing a sexuality on yourself and being confused about everything
User avatar #424 to #154 - enigmaticspirit (06/28/2014) [-]
The dude is just saying if his friend wanted him to, he would totally suck his cock dry. See? Not gay.
User avatar #495 to #154 - pointblankhits (06/28/2014) [-]
I think what your saying is true
User avatar #249 to #154 - kaiizel ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Don't take it personally, it will hit him soon.
User avatar #251 to #249 - suikerpapa (06/27/2014) [-]
I hope so, sexual confusion is the worst
User avatar #276 to #251 - SACKMONGER (06/27/2014) [-]
You're a judgmental asshole, buddy
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User avatar #1041 to #154 - hockeycrazysteve (06/28/2014) [-]
you're in the closet dude, you're so gay when you mention pussy by accident you say
"no hetro". you're such a faggot you sit to have a piss and stand to ****
User avatar #1043 to #1041 - suikerpapa (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm not in the closet, I'm openly bisexual
#345 to #91 - hjklasdf (06/28/2014) [-]
Know that feeling all to well.
#1620 to #91 - brenton (06/28/2014) [-]
And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
User avatar #21 - girguy (06/27/2014) [-]
i finger my asshole in the shower


as for my secret, I wet the bed at age 16
User avatar #678 to #21 - onewithpokerface (06/28/2014) [-]
Hell I'm 19 and I wet the bed last Friday (a week ago), but that's because I was sick.

Then I woke up and threw up the color black all over the floor. Stayed in bed for the whole day. Felt better on Saturday.
#1339 to #678 - rothingham (06/28/2014) [-]
You weren't sick, someone performed an exorcism on you.
#1907 to #1339 - onewithpokerface (06/29/2014) [-]
Enough weird **** has happened in my life I wouldn't be surprised if someone seriously told me this. I really like this picture
User avatar #1584 to #678 - karlKroenen (06/28/2014) [-]
Threw up black? If you didn't eat anything black that could be caused by a large cut/ulcer in your stomach or upper digestive system.
User avatar #711 to #21 - cheeziswin (06/28/2014) [-]
You're not alone in the wetting the bed thing.
Drinking 2 whole gallons of water and then sleeping for 12 hours is not a good idea.
User avatar #1245 to #21 - scafoldbich (06/28/2014) [-]
Hah. Same.
User avatar #1329 to #21 - KillinTime (06/28/2014) [-]
how else are you meant to get it clean though?
User avatar #48 to #21 - huffe ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
dude, i don't think there is a single person here that doesn't finger their asses every once in a while
#118 to #48 - cannibalvegan (06/27/2014) [-]
I don't... I use a dildo.
#123 to #118 - huffe ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
#1046 to #48 - stalini (06/28/2014) [-]
Why is this site full of faggots?

Is it a coincidence that also most of them are dumb?
User avatar #1107 to #1046 - huffe ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
why are you here if it's full of faggots?
#1112 to #1107 - stalini (06/28/2014) [-]
I ask myself the same question
User avatar #1187 to #1112 - xxhadesflamesxx (06/28/2014) [-]
you just haven't realized that your a faggot yet
User avatar #1221 to #1187 - masturbakor (06/28/2014) [-]
its okay though, the rest of us have.
User avatar #1225 to #1046 - Lilstow (06/28/2014) [-]
you're the one that can't recognize joking around.
sounds like you're pretty ******* dumb to me.
#1070 to #48 - jonball (06/28/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #85 - evanxzile (06/27/2014) [-]
It was me.


I did it.
User avatar #1475 to #85 - elmarcocfc (06/28/2014) [-]
You...you let the dogs out?!
#1152 to #85 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
it all makes sense now....
it all makes sense now....
#473 to #85 - buttholee (06/28/2014) [-]
No... Not you... ANYBODY BUT YOU!
#1675 to #473 - BluFlynn (06/28/2014) [-]
Better version?
User avatar #167 - katinka (06/27/2014) [-]
I never read the terms of agreement
User avatar #1432 to #167 - thebaseballexpert (06/28/2014) [-]
just don't manufacture nuclear weapons using iTunes and you're good
User avatar #4 - sewallman ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I think joshlol isn't funny.
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User avatar #1105 to #4 - cdmin (06/28/2014) [-]
thats no secret
User avatar #42 to #4 - maybetraffy (06/27/2014) [-]
this is not a secret
User avatar #153 to #4 - grama (06/27/2014) [-]
Thats not a secret,thats a fact
#621 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
>banged my cousin a few times when she needed gas money from it, might have an STD for years but i'm too afraid to go get it checked out by a doctor. Every little bump or tingle scares me to the point i pass out almost.

>i have a spying problem. I have purchased hundred and hundreds of dollars worth of spy equipment to spy on everyone for any reason. I've put key loggers and screen capturing programs on all of my friends and families computers to keep tabs on everything they do. Ive used these hidden cameras and shadow surveillance to spy on tons of people naked. I've seen my best friends girlfriend naked, many friends moms, most all of my female friends, and a few female relatives. I've considered putting tracking devices on peoples cars or inside them

>i constantly check online porn sights for pictures of my crush. I know she's banging dudes and sending nudes out but never to me. I go through about 10k plus pictures of girls every time i look for her

Thank you OP, i needed this
User avatar #1110 to #621 - cdmin (06/28/2014) [-]
lol, and i thought i have problems
User avatar #1138 to #621 - mexicandudeinsd (06/28/2014) [-]
we need pics
#1647 to #621 - locoluco (06/28/2014) [-]
post pics pls
#1673 to #621 - teopotato (06/28/2014) [-]
what the **** man
User avatar #1363 to #621 - gcloud (06/28/2014) [-]
more then anything tho .. what are the programs u use called...
#831 to #621 - dinobro ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
So you track all the **** people do...is anyone, ******* anybody at all ACTUALLY just 100% normal, in regards to internet searches and stuff? My interests have been piqued.
User avatar #1629 to #831 - brenton (06/28/2014) [-]
I appreciate your correct usage of "piqued"
#1067 to #621 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
bro im a psychologist and this doesnt sound good for me, maybe consider visiting a psychotherapist (is actually no biggie those guys know what they do, no magic or wizardry involved to be scared of, might give u a better understanding of your behaviour and thoughts
User avatar #1644 to #1067 - theviusking (06/28/2014) [-]
"bro im a psychologist". Considering how everything is spelled in that entire paragraph... I call ******** . And I'm usually not giving a **** about grammar.
#1760 to #1644 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
implying a psychologist spells or phrases **** different from the non grad plebs on the interwebz
#629 to #621 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
you should probably get some help man
#983 to #629 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
or apply for the NSA
User avatar #324 - microwaves (06/28/2014) [-]
>Be 6, male, white
>Live in ghetto town houses with my 7 year old brother and folks
>One other white kid live in complex, lets call him Greg, about same age as me, little older maybe
>One day Greg asks me and my bro to go with him to his "Secret Place". We go with him, he whips out his dick.
>lolwut.jpg
>Asks me and bro to "help him get long"
>lolwutagain.jpg
>Innocent child, have no ******* clue whats happening, touch it.
>Bro touches it too. It "gets long"
>me, bro, and greg start cracking up with laughter, echoing all around the complex
>bro whips his dick out, asks greg to "make him long too" while laughing. greg does
>I whip mine out and ask the same thing. BOTH of them touch it
>lolerection.gif
>Greg puts mouth on my weiner while laughing,I do the same to greg while also laughing,bro standing there laughing his ass off.
>another kid rides up on his bike and asks what we are doing, unable to see us.We quickly stop and yell back "nothing its a secret" and giggling
>Me and bro leave greg and go home.
>Tell mom something hilarious happened "Oh what microwaves?" smiling because we are kids. tell her exectly what happens, the smile on her face dies immediately
>she goes to gregs mom, tells her about it, his mom is mad AT MY MOM. gregs mom sues us for sexual harassment on her boy
>Police come and talk to us. "Microwaves, tell me what happened." "Me and anonbro and greg were "Getting long" and I laugh. Long court case, Gregs mom drops charges, never see him again.

And thats hte story of how I have a 3 way oral incest/gay sex with my Bro and friend.
#1690 to #324 - drizztrocks (06/28/2014) [-]
Similar thing happened to me.
>Be me, child
>Go over to Dereks house
>Dereks older than me, like 13
>Derek is overpowered
>We're friends, he takes a bath, I chill out.
>He calls me into the bathroom, he dries himself.
>"Suck it anon."
>lolk u'v never steered me wrong before.
>I fit his fully erect penis into my mouth
>hits the back of my throat and I recoil back gagging.
>I wipe my mouth as he tried to tell me to suck it again
>I decline and shake my head no.
>MFW remembering this as I am older.
#1746 to #324 - mcnuggetcunt (06/28/2014) [-]
Exact same thing happened to me accept I pissed in his mouth.
User avatar #1036 to #324 - sardinez (06/28/2014) [-]
that was a thrill from beginning to end
#1069 to #324 - gisuar (06/28/2014) [-]
at that age it's not as weird as you might think if you guys were like 14+ i'd be worried
User avatar #1489 to #324 - schwerdaddy (06/28/2014) [-]
"Oh what microwaves?"

That **** didn't make any sense to me until I finally realized your username.
User avatar #82 - narcomancer (06/27/2014) [-]
joshlol sucked me off
User avatar #900 to #82 - deathchain ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Not a secret because joshlol's sucked everyone off.
#76 - anon (06/27/2014) [-]
I have a crush on my sister.
#681 to #76 - Indoknight (06/28/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
#889 to #76 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
My girlfriend's brother has a crush on her but she doesn't know it. I feel wicked protective of my girlfriend when I see him, I dont know why.. Just a weird feeling of jealousy I suppose
#724 to #76 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
Replying here because anonymous and why the **** not

I've had sex with one of my half sisters, it was back when I was like.... 12 or 13......
User avatar #700 to #76 - bothemastaofall (06/28/2014) [-]
Oh my god she posted anonymously it's true.
#865 to #76 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
I have a major crush on my cousin.
User avatar #94 to #76 - solidderking (06/27/2014) [-]
i had a crush on two of my cousins dont have a sister
#125 to #94 - anon (06/27/2014) [-]
ive jerked off to pictures of my cousin when we were 5 we showed each other our private parts she said my dick looked like a cows utter
#128 to #94 - anon (06/27/2014) [-]
same anon: i also used to steal my 3 sisters panties and jerk off while i smelled/wore them i havent done it in over 10 years but it was great.
User avatar #912 to #128 - solidderking (06/28/2014) [-]
eww
its okay
#1734 to #128 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
I did the same. Crush on my sister too. Well not crush, but I jerk off to the thought of ******* her or other guys ******* her regularly.
#617 to #76 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
I have a crush on your sister.
#35 - hasinvadedyou (06/27/2014) [-]
I was phanaict then i got bored and gave it to twiztedninja or some guy
User avatar #45 to #35 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [-]
I always wondered who that guy was
User avatar #49 to #45 - hasinvadedyou (06/27/2014) [-]
i started out as a spammer troll then used it as a normal account, made some OC comps then got bored and went back home. Gave him to a guy who said he would change the PW and never use it.
User avatar #356 - varrlegrimscythe (06/28/2014) [-]
Sometimes I yank it too hard and a little bit of blood cums out.
User avatar #1331 to #356 - thasuperpimp ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I yank it so hard that I can't cum when ******* . My death grip has desensitized my penis.
#510 to #356 - bookieblaster ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Ah, the joys of being single
#1223 to #356 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
You should listen to Cannibal Corpse. They can empathize with your struggle.
#115 - anon (06/27/2014) [-]
I've watched a ton of beastiality porn.
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#921 to #115 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
i see no problems here
#1319 to #115 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
Me too dude
#1430 to #115 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
need links NAO
#1712 to #1430 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
psst....
You need to login to view this link
it's better if you make an account because they have bonus videos every day that are pretty good

#884 to #115 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
I get turned on by horse pussy
#264 to #115 - anon (06/27/2014) [-]
Me too
User avatar #926 to #115 - hasinvadedyou (06/28/2014) [-]
all these ******* pussy ass anons! they don't realize you're already anon via username. Anyways i dont get turned on by animals i get turned by on by seeing the women get degraded by animals it took me a while to realize why i enjoyed it. Though i havent watched the real stuff in years if i come across some on gelbooru and its hot ill get off to it.
User avatar #1035 to #926 - khajiithaswares (06/28/2014) [-]
Some people have irl friends on this website, so i'm sure they don't feel comfortable telling their secrets using their account.
#141 to #115 - anon (06/27/2014) [-]
i have too
you're not alone
#1809 to #141 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
Only if it's furry bruh. Otherwise I dislike it.
#106 - bombaykid (06/27/2014) [-]
I literally only made a FJ account to fap.
#791 to #106 - hjklasdf (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah have to agree with you on that one.
#1772 to #106 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
same here
User avatar #107 to #106 - iamsammich (06/27/2014) [-]
it's been a while but i'm pretty sure that's why i did too
#109 to #107 - bombaykid (06/27/2014) [-]
Good thing I'm not alone.
#79 - dildodude (06/27/2014) [-]
It's been a year and I'm still having dreams about me and my ex (of almost 3years) living togather happily. I wake up with regret and disappointment. And that ***** up the rest of the day.
#1275 to #79 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I still sometimes get dreams about my ex, although it's been 2 years. Also, I feel pretty messed up, because I'm going out with this girl and I love her, but at the same time I feel like it's not the same sort of love as it was with my ex...wonder whether I'm ever gonna love anyone the same. I guess I would be pretty depressed, if this happened to me few years back, but right now I'm the master of zen, so psychologically balanced it sometimes scares even me ******** , so I guess it's k.
#552 to #79 - knarlyfish ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
It gets better man, I know those feels.
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#295 to #79 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
its been a year and a half for me
#307 to #295 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
only 2-3 months for me but same here, friend.
only 2-3 months for me but same here, friend.
#1590 to #79 - cwilkens (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm in the same boat man. First real girlfriend, 2 years dating, lost my virginity/first kiss and everything.. Been almost 2 years with my new girlfriend and a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought of my ex.    
   
   
   
In other news, I saw the boy she left me for riding a bike because he's too pleb to get a car/license today.
I'm in the same boat man. First real girlfriend, 2 years dating, lost my virginity/first kiss and everything.. Been almost 2 years with my new girlfriend and a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought of my ex.



In other news, I saw the boy she left me for riding a bike because he's too pleb to get a car/license today.
#1606 to #1590 - garymotherfingoak (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm sorry man. there's someone in my life that a day hasnt gone by where i havent thought about her once since i met her.
I'm sorry man. there's someone in my life that a day hasnt gone by where i havent thought about her once since i met her.
#795 to #79 - oosskkyy (06/28/2014) [-]
I do the same. I know it hurts but we will be ok. you'll find a perfect girl soon enough.
I do the same. I know it hurts but we will be ok. you'll find a perfect girl soon enough.
#1738 to #795 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
you're a good person.
#62 - anon (06/27/2014) [-]
I wait 2-3 weeks to take a **** .
User avatar #1604 to #62 - brenton (06/28/2014) [-]
That can cause colorectal cancer, bro.
#1958 to #62 - ceko (07/04/2014) [-]
amateur
#73 to #62 - hasinvadedyou (06/27/2014) [-]
well thats why anons are always full of ****
#254 to #73 - solarforce (06/27/2014) [-]
he asked for it
User avatar #1291 - bloorajah (06/28/2014) [-]
i shot and killed a mugger once. i didn't know what to do so i called the police, no charges pressed, body was taken to he morgue.
i still keep the revolver with one empty shell under my bed as a reminder that no life is worth taking.
it haunts me every day i live.






too many faggot secrets, lets see some real stuff fj
User avatar #1740 to #1291 - BluFlynn (06/28/2014) [-]
Can I ask what country your from? Is it common for someone to get no charges if you kill a mugger/burglar?
User avatar #1921 to #1740 - bloorajah (06/30/2014) [-]
its common for law enforcement to not press charges. but it still hurts to know that that was someones son, they had friends, and families, and so many people were impacted because they tried to do something stupid. and failed.
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