FJ Internet Recipe Challenge #1. .. Dragon dildo cake. I've really wanted some, but I've always been too nervous to tackle such an ambitious project on my own. Seriously though, nice comp. Tasty FJ Treats
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User avatar #3 - beren (08/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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Dragon dildo cake. I've really wanted some, but I've always been too nervous to tackle such an ambitious project on my own.


Seriously though, nice comp.
#61 - chikiel (08/12/2014) [-]
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Thank you all for you positive feedback and comments. And aside from the suggestion of beren for a "Dildo Dragon Cake" (which I'll make for a dessert feature following my next main dish, complete with Fus Ro Dah frosting...whatever the 						****					 THAT means) I didn't get too many suggestions for my next meal, so  I will be showing you my "Caribbean Cajun Jerk Pasta" with a Cajun Tomato Cream Sauce, Farfalle Pasta, Andouille Sausage and Jerk Rubbed Grilled Prawns and sauteed veggies. Super easy dish, but all the words you use to describe it make it sound 						*******					 fancy!    
   
   
Again, thank you!   
   
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Thank you all for you positive feedback and comments. And aside from the suggestion of beren for a "Dildo Dragon Cake" (which I'll make for a dessert feature following my next main dish, complete with Fus Ro Dah frosting...whatever the **** THAT means) I didn't get too many suggestions for my next meal, so I will be showing you my "Caribbean Cajun Jerk Pasta" with a Cajun Tomato Cream Sauce, Farfalle Pasta, Andouille Sausage and Jerk Rubbed Grilled Prawns and sauteed veggies. Super easy dish, but all the words you use to describe it make it sound ******* fancy!


Again, thank you!

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#30 - tomthehippie (08/11/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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pig in a quilt
ingredients;
crescent roll dough
hotdog
green chili
onions
garlic
bacon
butter (real **** , not that wanna be butter ******** )
cheese (I prefer a block of cheese, then cut to size, but you can use shredded or sliced)
first cook your bacon. Do not fully cook it, take it out of the pan right before it starts getting crispy. Next, use a toaster oven to roast the garlic, once the garlic is roasted get your butter melted and mix the garlic in (make sure to save some melted butter without mixing with garlic to set aside for later). Next wrap your hotdog in the bacon. Now place bacondog on dough (make sure your piece of dough is large enough to fully enclose the bacondog), then place chopped onions and green chili around your bacondog, then wrap up the goodness. Make sure to fully seal the dough. Now liberally coat with garlic butter. Once fully coated, wrap with a second layer of dough, making sure to fully enclose first layer. Coat outer layer of dough in plain melted butter. It is important not to use garlic butter, as the garlic will burn and taste nasty.

Preheat your oven to temp for your dough, then cook until the dough is golden brown. Let cool for at least fifteen minutes, and enjoy!
#13 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Is this what FJ is now?

A few pictures of some ******* making food?

Who the **** gives a **** jeezus
#22 to #13 - ojezcola ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
We do.
We do.
User avatar #18 - GLaDOS (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
These directions were clear enough that my ceiling fan remained dick free!
User avatar #17 - xfishy (08/11/2014) [-]
Make Icewiches next
User avatar #4 - abject (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Wow, they look just like the first picture!" lol jk, they look amazing. great job dude.

User avatar #5 to #4 - chikiel (08/11/2014) [-]
Thank you!
#21 - ojezcola ONLINE (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I want to eat it.

Do something with cake, or more pizza.
#25 to #21 - helterskeletor ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Pizza cake?
#34 - toguro (08/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Jim Bean
>One cigarette

Filthy casuals
User avatar #9 - gnumag (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why'd you add the sauce on top of the cheese? I'd imagine the filling would be infinitely juicier if you'd mix the veggies and meat with the sauce and then sprinkle the cheese on top.
The downside is that the dough might get all soggy and gross though, so I don't really know.
Still, it looks interesting, and I might make it myself sometime. Nicely done.
User avatar #37 - shadowoflife ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
No thanks.
It probably makes mustard gas.
User avatar #15 - pwnagraphy (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"Wow that was great you deserve a break!"


Half the ******* bottle of bourbon is gone
User avatar #16 to #15 - chikiel (08/11/2014) [-]
....and?
User avatar #1 - ecalycptus ONLINE (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Great work, looks delicious! You could make more like these.
Gonna have to try that!
#80 - skatin (08/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
As promised, I gave this a try and the results were awesome! Super easy to make, I used Pillsburry pizza dough and the cook time was only 15 minutes. They were delicious and even tasted great reheated the next day

Photos attached.
#47 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Why not make your own pizza dough it's super simple (and fun) to make and barely take an hour to have everything ready. And in this hour, you just spend 5-10 minutes actually manipulating the dough, the rest of the time you just wait for the dough (time you can spend to prepare your toping)
#53 to #47 - chikiel (08/12/2014) [-]
You are correct. My family used to own a pizzeria in Colorado Springs (pic related). And we had a fantastic dough recipe. This is just a throw-together recipe for a quick tasty meal. But if I were to make the aforemetioned dough from scratch, I wouldn't use it on this. I would make an amazing calzone or crispy thin crust pizza. I just couldn't justify wasting super good dough on a muffin tin. But if you'd like, I can post our family's dough recipe, but for best results, you have to let the yeast leaven over night.
User avatar #36 - makotoitou (08/12/2014) [-]
tl;dr recipe

make pizza, but in cupcake tray
User avatar #62 - tiddycats ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Wait a second, do you live in New Jersey?
No really, you look just like a friend I used to have.
#64 to #62 - chikiel (08/12/2014) [-]
Nope. If you had read the end of the compilation, you would've seen that I mentioned I had recently moved from Chicago back to Colorado. No worries though. And your friend must have been quite the dashing fellow!    
   
>.gif unrelated  Because Ryan Gosling is some much more a 						********					 handsomer than me, that if my GF 						******					 him, she'd get a high five. Yeah.
Nope. If you had read the end of the compilation, you would've seen that I mentioned I had recently moved from Chicago back to Colorado. No worries though. And your friend must have been quite the dashing fellow!

>.gif unrelated Because Ryan Gosling is some much more a ******** handsomer than me, that if my GF ****** him, she'd get a high five. Yeah.
User avatar #45 - unfairlybanned (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Enjoy your new title of Honorary Foodbro, Chikiel.
#43 - skatin (08/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is a delicious idea.
User avatar #54 to #43 - chikiel (08/12/2014) [-]
Hope you try it out and let me know how it goes!
User avatar #23 - velho (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm so going to try these.
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