FEELS. . That fee! when a woman sits next to a greasy creep rather than sitting next to you an a crowded bus.. What's the point? You'd just sit there and ride out the bus journey awkwardly without conversation and feel overwhelmed with relief when she leaves. Enjoy the s
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That fee! when a woman sits next to a greasy creep
rather than sitting next to you an a crowded bus.
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Submitted: 08/09/2014
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User avatar #14 - sciencexplain (08/09/2014) [+] (21 replies)
What's the point? You'd just sit there and ride out the bus journey awkwardly without conversation and feel overwhelmed with relief when she leaves. Enjoy the solitude of the bus seat. It's great.
#65 - priestoftheoldones (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
TFW you than realize it's because you're also a greasy creap.
TFW you than realize it's because you're also a greasy creap.
User avatar #2 - klina (08/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is actually the original, and it's implied that OP is undergoing chemo.
User avatar #12 - dissectedtesticle (08/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
or maybe you're the greasier creep.
#22 - settantaventi (08/09/2014) [-]
look all the M'Lady
#8 - scootabot (08/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
There are several possibilities here.

1. You're ugly.
2. She felt safer with the 'greasy creep".
3. She knows him.
4. You probably need to take a shower.
5. She's a Pokemon fan and he was playing one of the newest versions.
6. You're weird.
7. You're trying to hard.
8. You smiled at her when she came to get on.
9. You offered the seat.
10. Blugh.
11. Rughrh.
12. Gurughrhhrhuugh.
#51 - drsmall ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
>4 years ago, be 16, on public bus to school
>10/10 girl walks on
>Holy **** , hot girls are never on the bus
>Sits next to me
>HOLY ******* **** , HOT GIRLS NEVER SIT NEXT TO ME
>Ok, charm time: Sit there for 15 minutes
>Turn to her waiting for to look at me so I can 'hi': Stare at her awkwardly for another 5 minutes
>She looks up, At last! Now just say 'hi', anon.
>Start to speak but only exhale loudly on her
>next stop she gets up and leaves
I hope to this day that was a coincidence
#62 - Moosoulja (08/10/2014) [-]
YFW you find out you're greasier and creepier than who she chose.
YFW you find out you're greasier and creepier than who she chose.
User avatar #50 - tmgrskat (08/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I didn't get it at first, but then it hit me. The man has cancer
#4 - cazabrow ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
YFW no qt bus companion to avoid eye-contact and not accidental brush shoulders against.
User avatar #31 - reican (08/09/2014) [-]
you're a greasier creep? the lesser of two evils.
User avatar #17 - gamehartz (08/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
forgot the fedora.
#23 to #17 - skyrimdovah ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Fixed it for you
User avatar #34 - kennyh (08/09/2014) [-]
the origin of feel man.
It was because he had cancer that he looks like that.
#3 - afrorock (08/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Not even the greasy creep would sit next to me
#63 - adamks (08/10/2014) [-]
Because you're the greasier creep.
#101 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - misticalz (08/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I get it..
He has cancer
#13 - Womens Study Major (08/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
im black so im used to all of this
User avatar #75 to #13 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/10/2014) [-]
some senile old bitch was repeatedly pushing her cart into a door trying to get it to open so she could get out, no one stopped to help her so I went to try and hold the door open for her and when she saw me walking towards her she immediately grabbed her purse. I left and let that old bitch struggle.
User avatar #16 - nightmarecorpse (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that just means you're a bigger, greasier creep.
User avatar #1 - Nahyon (08/09/2014) [-]
Guess who's more of a creep now
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