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Submitted: 10/24/2013
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User avatar #1 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this one time I thought I ate a potato chip, but it was like, a sweet potato chip. I don't know if that counts
User avatar #14 - Lintutu ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
>have a pet guinea pig
>Love him very much
>He was perfectly healthy on a saturday. Doing normal piggie things
>Next day at work, mom comes to the store and informs me that he was acting weird
>Gonna have to take him to vet
>Can't leave work, but i get really upset and pretty much cry in front of customers and co-workers all day
>The following night, i try to feed my piggy because he hadn't eaten or drank at all
>Tried to force feed him, but he kept..sneezing the mushed up food out
>Put him to bed, and hope he'll be ok enough to take him to vet the following morning
>Take him out of cage the next morning, it is a monday, he is really weak and slow, have to get to vet immediately
>He's progressively getting worse
>Vet says he's not going to make it, they give me a chance to say goodbye
>crying so hard that the entire clinic could hear me
>he died in my arms
>wrap him up in his favorite little towel, and vet offers to bury him in his backyard
>kiss and pet his body one last time before leaving

He lived to be 8 years old. It still feels weird being in my house and not seeing him there
User avatar #16 - thisisnachoday **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
>5 years ago
>Came back from a one week trip with two best friends
>went hitchhiking pretty much all the way
>best moments of my life
>came back and still had some money
>decide to spend it
>while deciding where to spend it a shootout starts in an open square
>lost bullet inbound
>bullet almost hits me and hits one of my best friends
>took him 2 minutes to die, blood on my hands
>his mother wishes me in his place
#13 - thatlittlewierdo (10/24/2013) [-]
Using all of my willpower not to make a penis joke in relation to the whole "something that made me feel pretty hard."
User avatar #10 - sexyhimself (10/24/2013) [-]
-Gliscor used Earthquacke
-Critical hit
-killed my Empoleon in one hit
-HOW THE **** CAN AN EARTHQUKE CRITICAL ******* HIT
User avatar #9 - dreamcast (10/24/2013) [-]
Alright here it goes I guess. Met a girl about 2 months ago. At first I thought she would just be another person to talk to me and then stop. Nope, she talkes to me everyday. I have a lot in common with her and I think she is one of the most beautiful girls I have ever met. Been getting close with her. Only problem is she has a boyfriend. Been together for 2 and a half years. He beats her......cheats on her...but she doesn't wanna throw the relationship away. Well we got drunk and ended up messing around after she found out he ****** her best friend 3 times a few weeks ago. Ever since then I can't even look at another women. Been sitting here depressed. Even if I can't have her for myself I can't stand seeing her get beaten by this **** . Nothing I can do though. I know she wants me but she just can't let go of him. She is scared to throw is away. Not even really sure what to do. I don't wanna be hurt but something about her wont let me walk away. Not sure if this is feels but it's what I got.
User avatar #7 - chemicalundead (10/24/2013) [-]
Happened a few days ago at work, I'm a manger at at a dollar tree. I'm just gonna repost my comment from another feels post.
eminds me of a moment at work the other day that made me quite sad... Their was this young boy at the store about 6 or 7 id say he was either autistic or had downs syndrome, not sure 100% either way. Anyways he was their with I guess his mother, maybe an aunt or something and when they were checking out he pointed to the fake flowers and asked if they needed more flowers for grandma's grave. The lady he was with then said no we have some already and he proceeded to say how he missed his dad. The lady then said well you just have to talk to him in heaven... He kinda prayed out loud and said I want you to come home dad. The lady said I don't think daddy is able to come home right now... ohh the feels...
#5 - conebonesixtynine (10/24/2013) [-]
Get up in the morning.
take a shower.
look into the bathroom mirror.
feel a realiable dissapointment.
#4 - kingpinkie ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
hab feels
#21 - FatherPedobear (10/29/2013) [-]
>Junior year of HS
>I have a girlfriend I like a whole lot
> Valentines Day comes up
>Supposed to wear red if taken, green if single
>I show up in Red, she shows up in normal clothes
>Doesn't talk to me at all
>After lunch she changes into a green shirt
>Friend tells me he flirted with her all the time and randomly sent him snapchat nudes.
> **** that trick.
User avatar #19 - lordkevinhanian **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
>9 years ago
>about to move up to Idaho and visiting the summer with my dad
>he treats me like I'm an asshole
>tells me repeatedly if I move up to Idaho he won't be my dad
>Tells me to call my mom and to tell her to move my flight up
>later tells me it was a test, and that I failed
>last 3 days of visit, he starts trying to buy me off
>its too late
>I was 14 at the time
User avatar #18 - msdinorawr (10/25/2013) [-]
not a specific moment that is explainable in the character limit, but a feeling i hope you can relate

falling to your knees and crying because something you have been waiting for finally happens.
and when i say crying i mean sobbing, like full on
User avatar #17 - mcatheistnuggets (10/25/2013) [-]
>Few nights ago
>Sleeping
>Dreaming
>Dream that I'm hiding for some reason or another
>Hiding near what seems to be an aqueduct
>See a black dog cross across the shadow being cast by the moon light
>See my chance to escape from whatever I'm hiding from
>Run up hill see girl I've been crushing on
>Hug her and say "I love you"
>She looks at me and asks "Did you see a black dog."
>I say "yes"
>[not sure what the dog thing was about, that was the end of it]
>We walk up to a bench and sit between to other people
>We just sit there leaning on each other
>It seemed like the most mundane thing ever, but it made me so happy
>I've never been as happy as I felt in that dream
User avatar #12 - psychadelicace (10/24/2013) [-]
My cat didn't come near me after i tried to stroke him i felt so unloved
User avatar #11 - splendiddust ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
my dog died once
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