Fking Disney. . In the book version is schizophrenic, and the represent his' ether perplexities. In the book, he does not talk to the gargoyles at all. He talks to the bells. In the book, Quasimodo is half blind, half mute, and deaf. In the book, Phoebus ra
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F**king Disney

In the book version
is schizophrenic,
and the represent
his' ether perplexities
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User avatar #1 - pipeworks ONLINE (10/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
In the book, he does not talk to the gargoyles at all. He talks to the bells.
In the book, Quasimodo is half blind, half mute, and deaf.
In the book, Phoebus rapes Esmeralda- who is a naive pre-teen Caucasian that had been kidnapped ,by the Gypsies by the by- Esmeralda is blamed for his murder even though he is still alive and hanged, Frollo is tossed off the bell tower by Quasimodo, and Quasimodo dies of dehydration after refusing to leave Esmeralda's corpse's side even after it is thrown into the garbage pit outside of Paris.

It is not a happy story.
#10 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just gonna go ahead and point this common misconception out: schizophrenia is not multi-personality disorder.
User avatar #26 - euphoricturtle (10/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I am Schizophrenic and I find it really ******* annoying when people mix MPD (Mulltible personality disorder) and Schizophrenia up...
User avatar #6 - shadowstepone ONLINE (10/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
he's also blind and deaf, and ezmerelda dies in the end along with him.
#7 to #6 - draggonerify (10/06/2013) [-]
I tought ezmerelda lies in a grave and quasimodos bones are found by her and as soon as they touched them the were falling to dust?
User avatar #4 - thepiratebay (10/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Schizophrenia a severe separation of the belief of what is real, multiple personality disorder is where one can have multiple 'consciences' living inside themselves.
#25 - nicoled (10/06/2013) [-]
schizophrenia is not the same thing as multiple personality disorder.. jesus
User avatar #24 - meteorprince (10/06/2013) [-]
In the original Sleeping Beauty, Aurora is raped by her "Prince", who, from what I remember might not have even been royalty, and gave birth to the baby from it all in her sleep.
In the original Cinderella, the evil step-sisters cut off their toes and hack their feet up to try to get the glass slipper to fit them.
In the original Pinocchio, Pinocchio kills the cricket who's called Jiminey in the Disney adaption and the Fox and Cat try to hang him.
User avatar #15 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (10/06/2013) [-]
... That actually came across in the film, except i thought he was so lonely he made friends with his other selves and projected them onto gargoyles for companionship... On reflection, I must have been a weird 8 year old.
User avatar #21 - explore (10/06/2013) [-]
*Grotesques
User avatar #12 - nochetriste (10/06/2013) [-]
I think, that the idea was there, since in one musical number, it appaers, that the gargoyles never moved. But in the end, they help defend the church. My guess is, that they thought this cartoon is ****** up enough because of Frollo, and all the morbid **** . And so they said to themselves: "Let's keep atleast ONE personal life drama out of this."
User avatar #29 - poeci (10/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
didn't disney rewrite all of the stories in a certain way to make them more child friendly?
User avatar #31 to #29 - danilawleit (10/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, Quasi dies at the end of the book whoops spoilers
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