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User avatar #93 - nought [OP](03/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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Thanks for top front page everyone!
comment section beta hard
#48 - steppenwolfvg (03/03/2014) [-]
The real version.
The real version.
User avatar #254 to #48 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/04/2014) [-]
must make it 666...
#255 to #254 - irishlawyer (03/04/2014) [-]
Nope
User avatar #50 to #48 - girguy (03/03/2014) [-]
10/10
#87 to #48 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
2/3 would confirm.
#61 to #48 - takemythumb (03/03/2014) [-]
**takemythumb rolls 8**
#182 to #61 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
8/8 totally worth the weight
#99 to #48 - neznanc **User deleted account** (03/03/2014) [-]
It's 0:12 in the morning and this already made my day. Thanks.
It's 0:12 in the morning and this already made my day. Thanks.
#277 to #99 - RedHulk (03/04/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Vlad the Impaler ** Who the **** is that and why is he nibbling on that boy?
User avatar #302 to #277 - neznanc **User deleted account** (03/05/2014) [-]
No idea
#169 to #48 - ffinfinity (03/04/2014) [-]
Can you blame her
#59 to #48 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
Would bang Gaben
#73 - destinct (03/03/2014) [-]
i do enjoy a good eye 			*******
i do enjoy a good eye *******
User avatar #97 to #73 - frankhh (03/03/2014) [-]
oh god that video was terrifying
#107 to #73 - lecorbi (03/03/2014) [-]
dude, wtf
dude, wtf
#53 - alphadolan (03/03/2014) [-]
I should really start lifting....
I should really start lifting....
User avatar #106 to #53 - retardeddinosaur (03/03/2014) [-]
Go ahead. You can do it. Retarded dinosaur believes in you.
#78 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
Dear god, I wish a beautiful woman would stare at me with that kind of pent-up lust.
User avatar #134 to #78 - secretdestroyers (03/04/2014) [-]
Ok, here's what you do:

1. Rob a bank
2. use the money and make yourself clothing made out of it.
3. Go to where there's a bunch of beautiful women wearing your money-clothes.
4. Watch the orgasms ensue.
#80 to #78 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
They do. You're just not looking at them.
you're beautiful
#96 to #80 - sousuke (03/03/2014) [-]
Since when did tumblr Smoothness affected us as well xDD
#174 to #96 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
no
#227 to #80 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
Thank you so much
#37 - xyzlegend (03/03/2014) [-]
Obligatory
User avatar #1 - ferriuszg (03/03/2014) [-]
If I remember correctly it's kinda awkward, because his wife is standing just outside the picture on the right.
#2 to #1 - theberserker (03/03/2014) [-]
What we don't see is the slowly forming puddle forming underneath her
User avatar #15 to #2 - redstonealchemist (03/03/2014) [-]
slowly?
User avatar #16 to #15 - theberserker (03/03/2014) [-]
It's all a matter of perspective my friend!..... my perspective just... err seems to be off....
User avatar #19 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/03/2014) [-]
srs tho if he ********** her back, her panties would hit the floor with all the force of a clopper neckbeard finding a fluttershy plushie puppet
User avatar #22 to #19 - theberserker (03/03/2014) [-]
Fo seriels, she could be used as a mobile rail gun
User avatar #24 to #22 - redstonealchemist (03/03/2014) [-]
rail gun...?
User avatar #25 to #24 - theberserker (03/03/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railgun

For when saying **** you isn't subtle enough
User avatar #26 to #25 - redstonealchemist (03/03/2014) [-]
i know what a rail gun is, i just don't understand what you mean, is it a people thing? i don't know people things
User avatar #27 to #26 - theberserker (03/03/2014) [-]
oh lol, peeplez be crazy yo. you see, if he eye ****** her back, her panties would fly off with the velocity and power that would normally be associated with a rail gun my friend!
User avatar #7 to #2 - zaywoot (03/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, complete snail-trail
#91 - defender (03/03/2014) [-]
someone better put this out
#45 - durkadurka ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #137 to #45 - Metallicock (03/04/2014) [-]
I find these funny
#18 - zamka (03/03/2014) [-]
I'll drown you in sauce
Exclusive backstage interview with Flex Lewis at the British Grand Prix I'll drown you in sauce
#167 to #18 - chrsbrrss (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh my gosh, she wanted him through the entire interview lol.
User avatar #175 to #18 - jokerjack (03/04/2014) [-]
What an HGH gut
User avatar #215 to #18 - timelordjam (03/04/2014) [-]
I still want the sauce for that sauce gif
#9 - mattdoggy (03/03/2014) [-]
no girl will ever look at you like that
#38 to #9 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
Speak for yourself shag, it's mating season SssSS
User avatar #110 to #9 - legitimately (03/03/2014) [-]
Workin' on it, boss
#142 to #9 - cuteboot (03/04/2014) [-]
Except for Addy
User avatar #276 to #9 - mexirican (03/04/2014) [-]
dunno, soccer players turn heads with their shirts off. yes soccer im murican made.
User avatar #55 to #9 - thelocksmith (03/03/2014) [-]
speak for youself
User avatar #62 to #9 - hurblurb (03/03/2014) [-]
They do, just when you're not looking.
User avatar #95 to #62 - viscerys ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
You made me feel happy, friend. Thanks you.
#44 to #9 - wildditto (03/03/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude!
User avatar #4 - mrhazzy (03/03/2014) [-]
I'd murder someone for a woman to be into me like her.
#43 to #4 - iRetaliate (03/03/2014) [-]
She would crush your head between her legs with no effort at all.
User avatar #229 to #43 - muffintime (03/04/2014) [-]
Whats her name????
#267 to #229 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
stacey thompson
#191 to #43 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
damn. she looks way hotter with clothes
#79 to #4 - synlyfe (03/03/2014) [-]
**synlyfe rolled user lightningunicorn ** Your victim.
#23 to #4 - nebuchadnezzaurus ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Take it easy m8
#94 to #4 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/03/2014) [-]
Pic is the solution.
#112 to #4 - mojusk (03/03/2014) [-]
im working out, i dont wanna look like a big brown balloon animal like that dude.
id be really happy to get a "brad pitt in fight club"-ish build
User avatar #177 to #112 - weenieandthebutt (03/04/2014) [-]
he has the anatomy of a curlbro. His arms are good but everything else is underdeveloped in comparison. I used to be of that similar type before until I got into lifting. Seriously, get lifting. It's not going to instantly turn you into a massed-up freak.
#6 to #4 - samulicious (03/03/2014) [-]
You don't have to murder someone, just go lift man, everyone can make it
User avatar #33 to #6 - sciencexplain (03/03/2014) [-]
Admin did it. He's an inspiration for this whole site. We can ALL do it.

Except for me. I'm getting physiotherapy at the moment for my knees and I don't want to skip leg day and be ridiculed on here.
#46 to #33 - wizi (03/03/2014) [-]
"We can ALL do it"

"Except for me"

Not sure if bait..
User avatar #54 to #46 - sciencexplain (03/03/2014) [-]
Naa, it's not. I have knee problems and recently dislocated my left knee so I can't lift until I do my physio. But still, godspeed to everybody who tries.
User avatar #77 to #54 - assdoreponyfucker (03/03/2014) [-]
but isn't everyday upper body day
User avatar #81 to #77 - siveon (03/03/2014) [-]
If you want to look like Mr.Incredible, sure.
#166 to #54 - whatsawilly (03/04/2014) [-]
I had 2 knee operations and continued to lift through it, as long as you can walk and stand while holding weight then you're fine, just skip lower body until you can, it's worth getting a start on upper body, in the time you take to get your knee fixed you're not going to be ridiculously disproportional
tl;dr no excuses
User avatar #273 to #166 - sciencexplain (03/04/2014) [-]
Well I will go and work on upper body then, but because of the injury, I can't do any cardio. It seems a bit half-arsed.
User avatar #274 to #273 - whatsawilly (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah but sitting doing nothing is even more half-arsed haha
Depending on your body you might not really need to do cardio, and even if you're trying to become slimmer then its still possible without cardio, it just means you need to work on your diet.
Until recently I barely touched cardio and during my period of injury (18 months), i did less than 4 hours cardio total, so its not a neccesity
#188 to #166 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
Exactly. About 3 years ago I had back surgery and after a year of being off work and surgery my max 1-rep on the benchpress was 150lbs(and that was a bones-popping, almost screaming 150). Now 3 years later I don't dare squat or do any overhead presses that would put pressure on my spine, but I'll be damned if I can't bench 320 now. FYI I stopped 1 rep maxing for safety reasons about 6 months ago, but it should be another 10-20 over that now.
User avatar #253 to #54 - sometoast (03/04/2014) [-]
i know that feel dude, I have a week right knee, i've dislocated it 3 times. It is probably the most painful thing i've ever felt.
#41 to #6 - anusraper (03/03/2014) [-]
FAK YEAH, FAKIN ZEEZ BRAH!!
#52 to #6 - notstill (03/03/2014) [-]
everyone's a mad cunt if they wanna be
User avatar #83 to #6 - weenieandthebutt (03/03/2014) [-]
I've got almost similar to that, I've even had the odd compliments from girls and guys alike but even that's not enough to get this sort of attention that Zyzz gets (or even get laid for this matter)
User avatar #113 to #83 - anusraper (03/03/2014) [-]
lol, "nearly".. in your dreams brah ;)
#115 to #113 - weenieandthebutt (03/03/2014) [-]
My hair is a lot more neater on nightouts.
User avatar #136 to #115 - fjisforfgts (03/04/2014) [-]
you're a little gay
#236 to #115 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
Is it just me, or does one bicep look considerably larger than the other?
User avatar #118 to #115 - anusraper (03/03/2014) [-]
the funny thing is that the hair is the only thing that comes close to looking like zyzz, and the only similarity is that it's black ))
User avatar #120 to #118 - weenieandthebutt (03/03/2014) [-]
No way do I look like Zyzz but my current body is almost similar to that of his photo (when he was in his early stage of lifting)
User avatar #124 to #120 - anusraper (03/03/2014) [-]
sry, but the only similarity is that you an he both lift, but your body type is totally different from his and he is way more ripped
User avatar #127 to #124 - weenieandthebutt (03/04/2014) [-]
I meant in that picture, not in general. Obviously Zyzz is the king of aesthetics where I've still got a far far far left to go. He doesn't even have that much definition in that pic.
#28 to #6 - adamks ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Lol that attitude has disappointed a lot of guys when they suddenly figure out that being buff in itself is not more attractive than being regular.
#8 to #6 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
and then there those of us with the wrong genes.... on the plus side we cant get fat buts that about the only positive thing.
User avatar #13 to #8 - asumfuck (03/03/2014) [-]
wrong genes is just an excuse for not trying harder. Incoming red thumbs from butthurt fatties that don't want to hear the truth.
#29 to #13 - newall (03/03/2014) [-]
Fully qualified stage 3 PT reporting in.

There are actually varying body-types. some people naturally have better tone/muscle structure than others. not to mention bone structure. ever seen those pictures of the rock at 15? those shoulders are wide as **** , excellent canvas for forming muscle.

There is no "fatty-morph" though. if you're fat, it's because you ate too much and moved too little.

Don't be a douche-nozzle if you literally cannot be bothered to google something. and Zyzz was a cunt. a damn fine looking cunt, but a cunt none-the-less.
User avatar #51 to #29 - nalapsi ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Rodger that staff :3
#11 to #8 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
MASS GAINERS and food
#10 to #8 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
"wrong genes"
Most men store fat on their abs
User avatar #251 to #6 - thedungeonmaster (03/04/2014) [-]
It probably helps if you're good looking as well
#17 - nebuchadnezzaurus ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#143 to #17 - juventud (03/04/2014) [-]
gimme sauce or name
gimme sauce or name
#156 to #143 - drankster (03/04/2014) [-]
Elisa Bagordo
Elisa Bagordo
#186 to #156 - juventud (03/04/2014) [-]
thanks babe   
 all the homo
thanks babe
all the homo
#252 to #186 - jamalthenotnigger (03/04/2014) [-]
gave me a giggle

and an erection
#303 to #252 - juventud (03/06/2014) [-]
r u avin a gigle m8?
#306 to #303 - jamalthenotnigger (03/07/2014) [-]
Calm it down, all I want is some buttsex. Are you a top or bottom?
User avatar #241 to #17 - sirfiiddlesticks (03/04/2014) [-]
She looks A LOT like that chick from the walking dead.
#111 to #17 - hybridxproject (03/03/2014) [-]
mfw
mfw
#278 to #111 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
It's like his head gets smaller
#3 - agentmoleman (03/03/2014) [-]
Man I gotta poop..
#35 - rawrursaurus (03/03/2014) [-]
Her face.
#164 - comeherekids (03/04/2014) [-]
I could watch her do that for hours...
I could watch her do that for hours...
#189 to #164 - lookatmyhouseofwax (03/04/2014) [-]
All the panic
All the panic
#213 to #189 - aaronsalsa (03/04/2014) [-]
It was just an itch was all!!
It was just an itch was all!!
#194 - mrgoodlove (03/04/2014) [-]
It took me a moment to realize it was her eye ******* the **** out of him
User avatar #198 to #194 - therealbigboss (03/04/2014) [-]
me 2
#135 - rambomanthree (03/04/2014) [-]
TFW no one will ever look at me like this

ever
#141 to #138 - rambomanthree (03/04/2014) [-]
I have never been dated because they wanted me... i have always been the guy that... they cant have the buff guy so they just settle for me... ******* feels like **** , no one loves ugly guys..people are so superficial
#145 to #141 - joemoearigato (03/04/2014) [-]
I don't mind being ugly, I'm just bad with the ladies.
I don't mind being ugly, I'm just bad with the ladies.
User avatar #183 to #135 - soggypancakes (03/04/2014) [-]
Post a pic feggit
#247 to #183 - rambomanthree (03/04/2014) [-]
Um... fine

I'd say im about average looking
Not ripped but.. meh
User avatar #269 to #247 - theorangefox ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Wait what's wrong with this?

How you are not getting looks, or laid is beyond me.
#283 to #269 - rambomanthree (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm socially awkward

As ****

Pretty much any time i speak in public, i hear crickets
User avatar #281 to #247 - soggypancakes (03/05/2014) [-]
Not bad *panties wetten*

Just got euphoric in here.
#282 to #281 - rambomanthree (03/05/2014) [-]
Unable to tell if actually thinks im sexy

Or the euphoric remark was a fedora neckbeard reference
User avatar #284 to #282 - soggypancakes (03/05/2014) [-]
No you're sexy.
#285 to #284 - rambomanthree (03/05/2014) [-]
Thanks

I have no idea what so ever what you look like
But I bet there is a very high percent chance that you are a very sexy human as well.

#286 to #285 - soggypancakes (03/05/2014) [-]
Not my best.
#287 to #286 - rambomanthree (03/05/2014) [-]
You are very attractive~   
i'd give you a solid 9
You are very attractive~
i'd give you a solid 9
User avatar #288 to #287 - soggypancakes (03/05/2014) [-]
Holy **** , thank you *Insert cute emoticon here.*
User avatar #289 to #288 - rambomanthree (03/05/2014) [-]
Hey, don't thank me!
You are just really good looking i think

how old are you?
User avatar #291 to #290 - rambomanthree (03/05/2014) [-]
18 here actually

do you skype?
User avatar #292 to #291 - soggypancakes (03/05/2014) [-]
No, and no I don't have a webcam.

User avatar #293 to #292 - rambomanthree (03/05/2014) [-]
No biggie neither do i..
i mostly just IM people there
User avatar #294 to #293 - soggypancakes (03/05/2014) [-]
Aw does someone have a internet crush?
#295 to #294 - rambomanthree (03/05/2014) [-]
no, i do not..
not by any means

well.. maybe~
User avatar #296 to #295 - soggypancakes (03/05/2014) [-]
Bah! I knew it, there's nothing wrong with liking me.

Oh god, but I have been rained upon in red thumbs lately because I'm getting tired of FJ's **** and decided to tell them.

Idk why I just told you that, that's how women work. We say what is on our minds.
User avatar #297 to #296 - rambomanthree (03/05/2014) [-]
You get hit on on here a lot, don't you?
User avatar #300 to #297 - soggypancakes (03/05/2014) [-]
True. I couldn't reply to that thread anymore, so inbox me. Add me on FB

www.facebook.com/chou.mizuki.1
User avatar #301 to #300 - rambomanthree (03/05/2014) [-]
added
User avatar #298 to #297 - soggypancakes (03/05/2014) [-]
No actually I don't. People hate me because I decide to be different and not care what people think. I tried to say what my body type is and they called me fat or demanded pics of my boobs and red thumbedme if I didn't post.

I swear to god, I ******* hate this site sometimes.
User avatar #299 to #298 - rambomanthree (03/05/2014) [-]
meh those people are idiots..
I don't think you are fat..

They give you **** , why is it not okay to give it back to them?
#146 to #135 - theorangefox ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm ripped and still don't get looked at.

You're not alone.
User avatar #147 to #146 - rambomanthree (03/04/2014) [-]
that makes me feel even worse
because if an attractive man cant get any

what are my odds?

even a ******* ugly girl can **** anyone they want
women are so superficial and materialistic and evil
#165 to #147 - mangobutt (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm on the pudgy side, and in a serious relationship, and before then I used to get laid fairly often.
User avatar #148 to #147 - theorangefox ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Whoa there, I said ripped, not attractive.
User avatar #155 to #148 - inanimateobject (03/04/2014) [-]
I saw you in the mall yesterday and I think you're an attractive male, and I'm a heterosexual male.
#168 to #155 - evanomicfour (03/04/2014) [-]
You're a bro.
You're a bro.
User avatar #268 to #155 - theorangefox ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Uh, I was at work yesterday. You sure you have the right guy?
User avatar #272 to #268 - inanimateobject (03/04/2014) [-]
Bud, I know a stunner when I see one. You're damn fine.
User avatar #279 to #272 - theorangefox ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Well uh, thanks.
User avatar #159 to #135 - SammieSama (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey guy... They're looking. They just turn away when you look their direction because they don't want the hot guy knowing they were oggling at him.
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