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User avatar #3 - kungfuchedder (10/29/2015) [-]
Hey, I don't care how rich you are, sometimes you crave McDoubles.
#19 to #3 - slaughprikot (10/30/2015) [-]
you mean, mcdubs?
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#51 to #28 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
... you are a retard
User avatar #13 - sigmasenpai ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]
Hey guys here in the hills I just bought this new Lamborghini, but you want to know what I value more? Knowledge
#48 to #13 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
have you seen the one where's at "his house"?

turns out, he's lying about that too, its a rental property.
User avatar #22 to #13 - zeldamasterace (10/30/2015) [-]
hey guys, here at my house, i don't come here that often....
User avatar #36 to #13 - explosiverectum ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
KNAWLEDGE
User avatar #37 to #13 - paradoxofnight ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
Sitting here, eating my pasta linguini, by you know what I like more than linguini? Macaroni. I eat a box of macaroni every day.
User avatar #21 to #13 - swimmingprodigy (10/30/2015) [-]
>have knowledge
>go to good university
>graduate top of your class because of all that knowledge
>get a great job because of all that knowledge
>be able to afford an Aventador because of all that knowledge

u tryna say he aint got no knowledge son?
User avatar #24 to #21 - sigmasenpai ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
> have fuel units
> use fuel units to acquire knowledge
> use knowledge and fuel units to build shelves to hold knowledge
> use fuel points to acquire Lamborghini
> park Lamborghini in front of knowledge to remind myself that knowledge is more important
> want everyone to be like me
> use even more fuel units to make website and videos to get people to figure out my trick to acquire knowledge and fuel points
> mfw I'm a national hero
> mfw I end poverty
User avatar #26 to #24 - swimmingprodigy (10/30/2015) [-]
>make Lamborghini out of diamond
>crash into wall made of 400mph at steel mph
>Lambo comes out unscathed
>diamond confirmed as strongest metal in the world
User avatar #23 to #21 - jewpacabra ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
No, it's a reference to some guy's add on youtube.
User avatar #45 to #21 - frenzyhero (10/30/2015) [-]
Yeah yeah yeah but here's the problem
If I have the money for an Aventador, why would I buy an Aventador?
User avatar #52 to #45 - swimmingprodigy (10/30/2015) [-]
I would but thats cuz Im very into cars.

You spend money on what you value, what you're into. Assuming I already have a nice house and money for retirement, what else should I save money for? Why shouldnt i buy an aventador?
User avatar #53 to #52 - frenzyhero (10/30/2015) [-]
Because Aventadors are classless. There are better lamborghinis, but everybody just buys Aventadors because huurr duurr rich car. They're never going to track them.
If could have any car, I'd have the 250 GTO. That's a car with class, a car with personality, and to the average Aventador owner, most importantly, it's bloody rare.

Now if I were to have an Aventador, I'd be really into the SV Roadster.

Though honestly I've never been a fan of exotics too much. Yes they're beautiful, but it feels a bit like a sin to drive them, and the old Lamborghinis are even murderous. I'd rather have an Evora, that's a corner eating monster that you can have fun in. No fear or bankrupting yourself or dying.

I'm also a big fan of the RUF CTR and CTR3. Speaking of these two cars, they're much more unique than an Aventador, and are priced cheaper.
User avatar #54 to #53 - swimmingprodigy (10/30/2015) [-]
Ah ok I didnt know you were a car guy, I thought you just thought all expensive cars are pointless buys.

If I had unlimited funds I'd buy an Agera R or a Zonda Cinque, but lately I've really taken a liking to the P1 and Porsche 918. That's if I had truly unlimited funds tho because those are all multimillion dollar cars.

Ive never been a fan of Porsche so the RUF and the other one don't particularly interest me. I guess as a mid-tier track car I'd have a C7 z06 Corvette, and for something slow and fun I'd have an FR-S/BRZ or a Lotus Elise. Evora is nice but a bit expensive for what you get for it.

Or just for laughs I'd stick an LS3 in a Miata and turbo it. 600HP in something that weighs 2500lbs.
User avatar #55 to #54 - frenzyhero (10/30/2015) [-]
I want a miata with a w16 mounted amidship.

I'm GTR guy myself.
User avatar #56 to #55 - swimmingprodigy (10/31/2015) [-]
I used to be a GT-R guy for years and years, it was my "actually achievable dream car". But that changed when the c7 z06 showed up. There's no denying it now, the GTR would get rekt.
#57 to #56 - frenzyhero (10/31/2015) [-]
Maybe if the Corvette would actually work and the track conditions were perfect. A cold or wet track the GTR has an advantage. With a layman at the wheel, the GTR has an advantage. Do you really think an average guy is going to be able to go as fast as the GTR with street tyres?

The problem with the Corvette is they're asking too much from it. They're really pushing out every last bit of performance with it, and it's made it a mess. The GTR has already been beat by an American car, the Viper. Corvette needs to look for a different car to beat.

Also both of them are just deluding themselves, neither can beat tweety-bird.
User avatar #30 to #13 - battletechmech (10/30/2015) [-]
God I hate that guy, he says he bought 3 bookshelves of books and I bet he'll never ready any of them.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sigmasenpai ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
I didn't hear about this till my buddies showed me it and I was laughing hard then he said "I refer to money as fuel units" I literally set my drink down and grabbed my keys and walked out the door
User avatar #40 to #13 - fluttergrey (10/30/2015) [-]
Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here

The moar u lurn, the moar u urn. Despite this being a scam, the actual vid on the website does get you thinking. But then you realize this was advertised on Youtube saying only the first 200 or whatever people who pay for it will get it at the price you're getting it for. Really?
User avatar #18 to #13 - talpss (10/30/2015) [-]
Hey guys here in the battlefield I just bought this new trebuchet, but you want to know what I value more? Crusades.
User avatar #1 - hashtronaut (10/29/2015) [-]
"when i get rich... i'ma still act broke" -Jellyroll
User avatar #29 to #1 - altairibnlaahad ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, just don't mind the Lamborghini.
#2 to #1 - doctersmiles (10/29/2015) [-]
there fries are still alright...
User avatar #4 to #2 - hashtronaut (10/29/2015) [-]
I just like the mentality behind that quote, it reminds me of a guy my dad introduced me to. It was this old dude who ran a junkyard my dad helped him out at now n then. long story short... this guy was wearin some old tattered jeans and a shirt covered in dirt and grease and such....and he also had 6 figures in the bank.

Like... hey, I might drive a car that looks like somethin out of a video game but that don't mean I gotta go eat 200 dollar sushi or some **** ... i'll still cop a mcChicken with no mayo (rest in peace 3pac)
#6 to #4 - blowbags (10/29/2015) [-]
No mayo you sex offender wtf?!

I get mayo with fries...

User avatar #7 to #6 - hashtronaut (10/29/2015) [-]
Just watch this, you'll understand that last part. 3Pac - I love McChickens (produced by 3pac)

3 is upstairs now still givin zero hoots
#9 to #7 - blowbags (10/29/2015) [-]
Ahh my bad, time to educate me on some internets
User avatar #10 to #9 - hashtronaut (10/29/2015) [-]
crash course: 3pac was a "troll rapper", ********** of the rap world you could say.. but he was on some lil b positive vibes type **** . He just became the first rapper in history to die from a water polo incident.
#8 to #7 - hashtronaut (10/29/2015) [-]
some rappers die and you pour out liqour...3pac dies and you order McChickens.
#11 to #8 - blowbags (10/29/2015) [-]
Aww he really died? I'll eat 40% of a McChicken without mayo then apply a little to the rest in his honor

thanks for the McEducation
User avatar #15 to #4 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
That's the key to keeping money once you got it.
Pretend you're still broke as **** . Convince yourself your wallet is empty and you got 17 cents in the bank account.
I don't check my account so I forget I have any money.
Always think "Nah, I can't afford this", because most of us can't.
#35 to #15 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
you are correct. Bill gates still cuts his own hair and wears cheap clothes. that prick is worth 79 billion dollars
#16 to #15 - hashtronaut (10/30/2015) [-]
if I do ever get rich, i'd probably blow it on pointless drunken amazon shopping.

I mean, I already buy some frivolous **** and i'm broke. Pic related...it's an import version of the ps1 game Parappa the Rappa that won't even play on a US ps2.

but, it did come with that pretty sweet poster.
User avatar #17 to #16 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
Oh of course I'd buy a bunch of **** on amazon, but there's only so many things I actually want.
User avatar #14 - PenguinsOfMars (10/29/2015) [-]
i remember when i only had 47 lamborghinis in my lamborghini account
#25 to #14 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
Can relate. it wasn't that long ago that I was in a little Lamborghini sleeping on bookshelves in the Hollywood hills, with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account.
#34 - roneffinswanson (10/30/2015) [-]
Somebody got lucky on their first spin in Forza Motorsports 6!
User avatar #44 to #34 - frenzyhero (10/30/2015) [-]
lol boat cant turn
#47 to #44 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
...maybe because it's designed for drag racing...
User avatar #50 to #47 - frenzyhero (10/30/2015) [-]
except it's not. the laferrari and the 918 spyder are both faster in the 1/4 mile, and those that can afford a veyron aren't the type of people to drag race. The veyron was built for a sole purpose - to break the record for fastest production car.

It's a brutish, ugly car, with no personality. Bugatti can do much better than the Veyron, in 10 years it'll be a stain upon their name.
User avatar #32 - acebuck (10/30/2015) [-]
I bet he has a lot of bookshelfs in his garage
#5 - thewhitedouche (10/29/2015) [-]
Bet the guy lives in the ********* apartmaint ever... barely have any clothes... and drives that car like twice a week...
User avatar #42 - tittylovin (10/30/2015) [-]
Finally, someone can afford a double quarter cheese.
#41 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
Is this in Connecticut?? If so where in Connecticut ? My husbands family is from the Danbury area.
#39 - chokebee (10/30/2015) [-]
This car looks like my hdd!
#38 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
My ride.
#33 - saltyfries (10/30/2015) [-]
**** lambos, bring me a Ferrari!
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