Explosive Diarrea. Its already dead... My grandfather died that way... He was voyaging across the deep blue, in the early 1920's, searching for the mighty rare blue emerald diamond. He faced many str
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Explosive Diarrea

Its already dead.

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Submitted: 05/13/2014
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User avatar #1 - tellingthetruth (05/13/2014) [-]
My grandfather died that way...

He was voyaging across the deep blue, in the early 1920's, searching for the mighty rare blue emerald diamond. He faced many struggles, including the wrath of the Kraken, and the wrath of my grandmother. Never did he stop when he was ill, or when he was kidnapped by the Collectors. He was strong... as strong as a black man surprising motherfuckers. But one day... he came across the great moby dick...

He stabbed that bastard whale right in it's ovaries, and it catapulted him in the air, never to be seen again.

Some say he's still floating somewhere in space, trying desperately to breathe this day. Others say he's on a mission to save a roque AI named "Cortana", or that he's trying to get senpai to notice him... But I?... I don't think we'll ever know... I believe he's in a state of euphoria, drifting in and out of the thoughts of other planetary beings...

Either that or he's wanking... dirty bastard...
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