Explanation of Rule 34. To anyone that doubts Rule 34. Kim ma PIG Sifl wonder if there' s porn of-" there is. Every time someone asks me if there's porn of everything, I use the same example. Remember that toaster from Ghostbusters 2? The one they put some pink slime in twitter
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#16 - thechosentroll
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Every time someone asks me if there's porn of everything, I use the same example. Remember that toaster from Ghostbusters 2? The one they put some pink slime in. It danced to music and there was a joke about Egon having sex with it. There's porn of that. There is porn of him ******* that toaster and it's actually pretty good.   
   
I **** you not. 
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Every time someone asks me if there's porn of everything, I use the same example. Remember that toaster from Ghostbusters 2? The one they put some pink slime in. It danced to music and there was a joke about Egon having sex with it. There's porn of that. There is porn of him ******* that toaster and it's actually pretty good.

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#24 to #16 - ncrr
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Comment Picture
User avatar #28 to #16 - WastingTime
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Whoah man, whoah.
#29 to #16 - doddythechef
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i...uh...what
User avatar #36 to #16 - joeyliquid
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oh what the ****
User avatar #38 to #16 - zephi
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that's just.......odd
#43 to #16 - bohemianblasphemy
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That ain't right
That ain't right
#44 to #16 - killerdeath
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Fine then. I dare you to find me a picture of two gum sticks having sex. I sure as hell couldn't find it.
User avatar #46 to #44 - thechosentroll
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Do gummy bears count?
#48 to #46 - killerdeath
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It's close enough for my needs, but just so it's clear. There is not porn of it, and it exists.
User avatar #49 to #48 - thechosentroll
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You need to login to view this link Here's your gummy bears, but I haven't given up yet. Among the mental scars I just gained while looking for the pic you want, I witnessed some things that no mortal mind should ever witness, let alone conceive. I refuse to believe that those images exist, yet there's no porn of two sticks of gum.
#56 to #49 - killerdeath
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Ps. Thanks for the new background.
User avatar #57 to #56 - thechosentroll
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No problem, have another. You need to login to view this link
#58 to #57 - killerdeath
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JESUS You poor soul looking through that. Stop if you must, no one should have to see that.
#97 to #58 - miiaaaaa
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Why did I click all of these?!
User avatar #60 to #58 - thechosentroll
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Please, you think THAT's bad? You would not believe the amount of images I saw of the heavy from TF2 ******* a sandwich.
#62 to #60 - killerdeath
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Well ****... If that, and this gif exist then it must be out there.
Well ****... If that, and this gif exist then it must be out there.
User avatar #64 to #62 - thechosentroll
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You Are A Pirate (Alestorm) Eh, the shoveldick ninja makes sense in the context of the video it's from.
#99 to #64 - eskaywalker
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Dat video was ******* epic, thanks sir...
#53 to #49 - killerdeath
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If you find it then I will believe. I will truly believe in r34.
User avatar #47 to #44 - thechosentroll
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On a side note, I DID, however, find this. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #107 to #16 - thisisbait
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>12 Favorites

Well...
#1 - puffyclouds
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r34 knows no limits
#5 to #1 - anon id: 64116a8e
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i want a picture of genie using abu like a fleshlight.

robin williams is fine too
User avatar #8 to #5 - puffyclouds
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do i look like some sort of portal to the dark side of the internet where you can give request whatever sick things you want and i'll find it?
#9 to #8 - anon id: 64116a8e
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well you look like you fap exclusively to pony porn so yes.
#10 to #9 - puffyclouds
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just because i'm a brony doesn't mean i'm a clopper
User avatar #175 to #10 - Thundergod
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Amen to that.
#11 to #10 - anon id: 64116a8e
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hey man, i can only get off when imagining the intestines spilling out of a kittens mouth when i thrust my perfect erection into it, i feel like the genie ******* abu with a magic boner is the natural evolution of this fetish. obviously robin williams would be better but i mean there isn't even such a thing as robin williams painted blue raping a baby monkey in a vest and a fez is there?

i'm not judging man. you can be honest here.
#109 to #11 - confusedasian
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User avatar #12 to #11 - puffyclouds
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if i'm gonna tell you my fetishes then you should log in to tell me yours first
#63 to #12 - anon id: 36e4c7ad
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Different anon. I like pony porn too, but no futa; that's just nasty.
User avatar #143 to #63 - hierophant
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Futa is amazing. That's (a fact) an opinion though.
#79 to #1 - anon id: d1845994
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Is this getting neg thumbed purely because its a pony?
Grow the **** up FJ.
User avatar #3 to #1 - rubiksdodecahedron
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I challenge you to find a man ******* a giraffe skull
User avatar #17 to #3 - profkitty
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I will do it for free if i had a giraffe skull.
User avatar #76 to #3 - admiralen
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if theres no porn of it at the moment it will be made
User avatar #18 to #3 - theqsk
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are you really sure you want someone to find that?
User avatar #6 to #3 - hoponthefeelstrain
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Or a giraffe ******* a man skull.
User avatar #7 to #3 - puffyclouds
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i give up not because i can't find it, but because i'm too lazy
User avatar #4 to #3 - puffyclouds
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hmmm... i'll have to search far... i'll try
#22 - envinite
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The most impressive thing that r34 has taught me is that there always different/edited version for each porn posts, like if the original post is a man ******* a shaved girl, there must be a version of the girl with amazon pubes dick, shaved dick, dicks, dick/dicks while covered with sperm, nude boobs, nude boobs with large nipple that is being ****** with dick/dicks/vibrators, boobs with bikini, A-D cup boobs, A-D cup boobs while covered in sperm, sperm in face, different skin colors of all races, including green and purple jello, all kind of hair colors, vag and tits piercing, rainbow stocking, normal-sexy to retarded sex slave facial expression, "breath vapor" that is worse than African oil mine pollution, cat ears and tails, **** in the dude's dick, a puddle of pussy juice, cum, saliva, sweat, etc..

But the dude don't get edited, except only for his pubes. And often, there are more pre-cum/ massive cumming dicks that surrounding the girl

porn is a serious bussiness.
User avatar #37 to #22 - thechosentroll
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As someone who's spent quite some time editing clothes off of characters, because someone asked me to while I was bored, I can confirm that porn is srs bsns.
#125 - mrgoodlove
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**mrgoodlove rolled a random image posted in comment #179 at Battle tits ** weirdest porn I ever came across
User avatar #130 to #125 - frankhh
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that's one ****** up porno
#133 to #125 - grenadeshrapnel
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#145 to #133 - strangesir
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It's a Banshee from Mass Effect 3   
   
Have a cute gif of Legion and a kitty to heal your eyeballs.
It's a Banshee from Mass Effect 3

Have a cute gif of Legion and a kitty to heal your eyeballs.
User avatar #137 to #133 - mrgoodlove
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We all have our fetishes!
User avatar #85 - wilfredfanforever
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SpongeKnob SquareNuts - The XXX Parody trailer Rule 34 has no exceptions.
#117 to #85 - docvolto
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that ******* video
User avatar #91 to #85 - gongthehawkeye
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You'd have to be the world's greatest actor to not laugh your ass off while blowing a guy in a giant Spongebob suit.
User avatar #35 - apellon
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you will never find porn of girls slathering their bodies with jet fuel
User avatar #67 to #35 - perfonator
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you underestimate the power of R34

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#23 - gomugomuno
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**gomugomuno rolled a random image posted in comment #7025662 at Safe For Work Random Board ** is there porn for this
#131 - minusfourhundred
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There's even porn of ponies.
#136 to #131 - Thundergod
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Look at the cute little attempt at red thumbs!
Look at the cute little attempt at red thumbs!
#138 to #136 - minusfourhundred
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>not watching it in the original pony version
User avatar #142 to #138 - Thundergod
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Oh, it had an original pony version? Cool, got the gif of this scene? I prefer originals over redux's. Game on, bitch.
#146 to #142 - minusfourhundred
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No, it wasn't that good of a series. Pretty much Naruto-tier.
User avatar #147 to #146 - Thundergod
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Eh, alright, I'll have to go without. Funny how the second something stops being pony, it gets a massive fanbase, isn't it?
#148 to #147 - minusfourhundred
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You're not very quick, are you?
#150 to #148 - Thundergod
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Oh, I'm fully aware, I'm just calling you out on your attempts to gain red thumbs by posting ponies and then attempting to enrage me by suggesting that Soul Eater was pony first and isn't that good. My asking for a soul pony gif was to point out that it has no pony equivalent, and everything past that was so I could thumb you up and counter your red thumbs you've gained over time. I may be just one, but one man is capable of many things.
Oh, I'm fully aware, I'm just calling you out on your attempts to gain red thumbs by posting ponies and then attempting to enrage me by suggesting that Soul Eater was pony first and isn't that good. My asking for a soul pony gif was to point out that it has no pony equivalent, and everything past that was so I could thumb you up and counter your red thumbs you've gained over time. I may be just one, but one man is capable of many things.
#152 to #150 - minusfourhundred
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>counter
Again, you're none too quick, are you?
#153 to #152 - Thundergod
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Quick enough to keep you posting. Each thumb I deliver is one more against your crusade to -400. You assume me to lack intelligence just because I attempt mindgames? I still appear to be winning. As for the pony stuff, well...
#155 to #153 - minusfourhundred
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>keep me posting
You're really not too quick, are you?
User avatar #158 to #155 - Thundergod
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I fail to see why thumbing you more is a bad thing. I'm a brony, I LIKE these pics.
#161 to #158 - minusfourhundred
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Well that's good then. And... why would I have a problem with you thumbing them up?
#159 to #158 - Thundergod
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Forgot obligatory Spiderman.
#162 to #159 - minusfourhundred
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Oh, but I will spam red thumbs at you for the Spiderman. Talk about brain-dead.
#163 to #162 - Thundergod
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I can take the red thumbs. Hell, I have green thumbs to spare from my other posts.
#164 to #163 - minusfourhundred
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You think you have thumbs? Scrolling through it doesn't look like you even have a single top 100 comment.
Four years and you haven't managed to say anything good?
User avatar #165 to #164 - Thundergod
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Don't need top 100s. Just enough fairly decent ones.
#166 to #165 - minusfourhundred
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Four years.
#168 to #166 - Thundergod
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And most of that time was never spent on funnyjunk. I have a life outside of here. It's pitiful, yes, but it's still a life. Therefore, I can't dedicate myself to posting witty comments in the new posts and hoping one of them gets to the main page. I'd rather look at the front page and enjoy the works of people who decided to do that.
#179 to #168 - cormy
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Well done.
Well done.
#167 to #163 - ltbuttstrong
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#40 - zephi
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imagine porn of the gaping dragon from dark souls.
User avatar #68 to #40 - heartlessrobot
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There needs to be more Rule 34 of Dark Sun Gwyndolin.
#45 to #40 - crazylance
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No. No. NO.    
I've had it with that ******* dozen toothed ******, and there's already enough "stuck His crystal halberd into Her gaping dragon" jokes
No. No. NO.
I've had it with that ******* dozen toothed ******, and there's already enough "stuck His crystal halberd into Her gaping dragon" jokes
User avatar #98 to #40 - thechosentroll
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I hope this counts. You need to login to view this link
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If it doesn't count, click this at your own risk. You need to login to view this link

AND NOW OFF TO THERAPY!
#73 to #40 - thelastelephant
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MFW
#82 to #73 - harbingerwolf
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User avatar #178 to #92 - harbingerwolf
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What the ****...
#52 - imagnetsux
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**imagnetsux rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Food Porn ** porn of this
User avatar #103 to #52 - yisumad
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"Food porn".
******* nailed it.