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Experience American freedom

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we australian
shear from ychan about american freedom
suecide to experience it for myself
ifly to states
ijji' at JFK airport
1 met a strip search, xyray and MRI scan to make
sure I' m "not a terrorist"
fiinally escape from airport
at the statue of liberty to collect my freedom
gget shot by seven men
scram to the nearest hospital. bleeding
will treat me but it costs 3 million USD
ttry to tell them about our superior free health care
gget arrested for "threatening national security"
gget sent to guantanamo bay
Obamma sends drone strikes to Grom Grom to kill azfamily
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Submitted: 08/10/2014
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User avatar #16 - megamolester (08/11/2014) [-]
That's what you get for not applauding after landing.
#1 - kristovsky (08/10/2014) [-]
You see the problem here is, your not 'Murican. If your not an American, then you're a terrorist. no freedom for you.
You see the problem here is, your not 'Murican. If your not an American, then you're a terrorist. no freedom for you.
User avatar #22 to #1 - skarrer (08/11/2014) [-]
If you have an Irish passport you can more or less get into america no problem.
#27 to #1 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
That actually makes perfect sense since most of the 'Muricans aren't native to their continent, they're all terrorists
User avatar #2 to #1 - woodlandcritters (08/10/2014) [-]
*youre.
#8 to #2 - expand (08/10/2014) [-]
grammar nazi?   
   
more like grammar TERRORIST
grammar nazi?

more like grammar TERRORIST
#3 to #2 - kristovsky (08/10/2014) [-]
oh **** I actually meant to type that
#4 to #3 - woodlandcritters (08/10/2014) [-]
TREELO INVADES THE PRIVACY OF YOUR LASAGNA.
TREELO INVADES THE PRIVACY OF YOUR LASAGNA.
User avatar #23 to #2 - miraxena (08/11/2014) [-]
*you're.
#39 - peanutsaurusrex (08/11/2014) [-]
wait you went to the statue of liberty, got shot, and then crawled all the way to a hospital?   
   
Damn i knew australians were hardcore but i didnt know they could crawl over water
wait you went to the statue of liberty, got shot, and then crawled all the way to a hospital?

Damn i knew australians were hardcore but i didnt know they could crawl over water
#30 - chaossniper (08/11/2014) [-]
this
User avatar #41 to #30 - hammarhead (08/11/2014) [-]
I don't get most of this. I get the tipping, applause, and gun **** but the rest flew over my head. Anyone care to explain?
#12 - vegituh (08/11/2014) [-]

>Go to the UK for a vacation
> On my way to a pub, it's like a bar but the beer is warm and it sucks
>Get stabbed by muslim while walking down the street
>See a police man walking down the street, call to him for help
>He tells me I was being culturally insensitive
>Makes me handwrite an apology to Mr. Abir Ajmed for dulling his kitchen knife with my stomach
>Free healthcare here or something right?
>Go to the hospital
>Thirty six week wait time
>Get told the wait time has gone down recently
>Go home to America, still bleeding, don't die because Texas strong
>Load all my guns just incase government take over
>Crack open a beer and watch the news
>Britain now under Sharia Law
>Nothing of value was lost
#49 to #12 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
HEY BUD I SAY IF THE GOVERNMENT TAKES OVER TEXAS WE SHOULD GIVE ALL OF OUR SPARE GUNS to the rowdy Europeans who want to come for a quick fight! we could hold off ourselves but the more the merrier
#26 to #12 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
Such 'Merican rage.

Calm those cankles fatty.
#35 to #26 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
such impotent rage
#13 to #12 - kez (08/11/2014) [-]
You went wrong on your first sentence.

No one should go on Holiday to UK.

Visit friends? **** yeah. Live here? hell yes.

We got weather which is rarely hot and never that cold. Perfect for living here and being productive but useless for a holiday.
User avatar #21 to #13 - nought (08/11/2014) [-]
"weather perfect for living here"
had a good chuckle m8
#19 to #13 - boothead (08/11/2014) [-]
Every single person I have ever talked to from the United Kingdom wants to get the **** out of there. What motive does anybody have for even living there? If Anybody I knew was a fan of nanny-state policies and a leftist government who covers it's racism up via reverse racism I'd just stay here and wait 5 years anyway.
User avatar #31 to #19 - Awesomecarrot (08/11/2014) [-]
It's something you can't understand unless you live here. Same thing with the whole American 'freedom' thing which I've never understood.
I love the cynical British view of the world, I love our satire, I love our people and our stereotypes, I love our cities, and most of all I love pubs.
#43 to #19 - isonig (08/11/2014) [-]
The countryside in England is the best. Wide open sea's of green, the weather is great. In south east England the weather is regularly on par with the south of France.
**** city folk though.
#34 to #12 - fudgenuggets (08/11/2014) [-]
This is ******** .

"it's like a bar but the beer is warm"
I'll have you know our pubs serve chilled beer.
#37 to #34 - newprinny ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Just like how in America it doesn't cost millions of dollars to go to the hospital, dood, it's an exaggeration.
#45 to #37 - fudgenuggets (08/11/2014) [-]
Actually I was making a joke too, by only calling ******** on the least outrageous/exaggerated part of the story.

<Pic not related, didn't have a reaction that fits.
#46 to #45 - newprinny ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #34 - amirblumenfeld (08/11/2014) [-]
They also serve ales at room temperature
User avatar #17 to #12 - foreveryuno (08/11/2014) [-]
>Be muslim
>Go to America
>Get weird looks everywhere I go
>Beated and shot by racist cops who think I am terrorist
>Go to hospital - no treatment, cause I deserved it
>Keep telling everyone I am not a terrorist and their cops are racist *********
>Chased by milions of rednecks with M16s everywhere
>Lead them to church
>0:01 - 0:00 KABOOM BITCHES!
#25 to #12 - mrgreeny ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
#29 to #10 - senseofpurpose (08/11/2014) [-]
&gt; takes out bottle of diet cola   
&gt; takes out bag of sugar and pours it in diet cola
> takes out bottle of diet cola
> takes out bag of sugar and pours it in diet cola
#24 - norkas (08/11/2014) [-]
Australia in content, swell with lack of school shootings and tight gun control laws

inb4 *********
#42 to #24 - thegrimgenius (08/11/2014) [-]
Ah Australia, where self defense is a valid reason to use a knife.
Ah Australia, where self defense is a valid reason to use a knife.
#28 to #24 - equestriaman (08/11/2014) [-]
we may not have school shootings, but we do have a ******* lizard prime minister
#32 to #28 - imrandybutternubs (08/11/2014) [-]
Tony is doing fine in my opinion.
#33 to #32 - misschokesonrocks (08/11/2014) [-]
The party is doing fine you mean, its a real feat to get elected with Australias most hated on politician is the face of the party.
#11 - douthit (08/11/2014) [-]
"Listened, you should have."
User avatar #9 - samxdaxman (08/10/2014) [-]
You must have refused the complimentary McDonalds and Mountain Dew they offered at the airport. That's why you were labeled as a terrorist.
User avatar #15 to #9 - dyalibya (08/11/2014) [-]
They should actually offer some ham and a beer
#47 - jokervsbatsy (08/11/2014) [-]
An englishman goes to america...
#48 to #47 - jokervsbatsy (08/11/2014) [-]
...and an american goes to england
User avatar #14 - dyalibya (08/11/2014) [-]
But you government is full of prudes
#18 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
#40 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
How to make Americans suck your dick:
1) Tell them it's an American dick
2) Tell them if they love America they're gonna suck it
3) Tell them if the don't suck it they're nazi hitler terrorists and hate America
4) get you dick sucked good
#38 - Jeff C (08/11/2014) [-]
Completely unrealistic. It's called gitmo' you ******* terrorist
User avatar #20 - warioteam (08/11/2014) [-]
I enjoy mcdonalds and sticks that pop pop pop and allow me to witness african-americans collapse.
i live on a steady intake of coffee and big macs and ride my motorized shopping cart to walmart everyday to see if they got coke in store yet.
God bless this country
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