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we australian
shear from ychan about american freedom
suecide to experience it for myself
ifly to states
ijji' at JFK airport
1 met a strip search, xyray and MRI scan to make
sure I' m "not a terrorist"
fiinally escape from airport
at the statue of liberty to collect my freedom
gget shot by seven men
scram to the nearest hospital. bleeding
will treat me but it costs 3 million USD
ttry to tell them about our superior free health care
gget arrested for "threatening national security"
gget sent to guantanamo bay
Obamma sends drone strikes to Grom Grom to kill azfamily
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Submitted: 08/10/2014
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#1 - kristovsky (08/10/2014) [+] (11 replies)
You see the problem here is, your not 'Murican. If your not an American, then you're a terrorist. no freedom for you.
You see the problem here is, your not 'Murican. If your not an American, then you're a terrorist. no freedom for you.
#12 - vegituh (08/11/2014) [+] (16 replies)

>Go to the UK for a vacation
> On my way to a pub, it's like a bar but the beer is warm and it sucks
>Get stabbed by muslim while walking down the street
>See a police man walking down the street, call to him for help
>He tells me I was being culturally insensitive
>Makes me handwrite an apology to Mr. Abir Ajmed for dulling his kitchen knife with my stomach
>Free healthcare here or something right?
>Go to the hospital
>Thirty six week wait time
>Get told the wait time has gone down recently
>Go home to America, still bleeding, don't die because Texas strong
>Load all my guns just incase government take over
>Crack open a beer and watch the news
>Britain now under Sharia Law
>Nothing of value was lost
#24 - norkas (08/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Australia in content, swell with lack of school shootings and tight gun control laws

inb4 *********
#10 - phantomseeker ONLINE (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #16 - megamolester (08/11/2014) [-]
That's what you get for not applauding after landing.
User avatar #9 - samxdaxman (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You must have refused the complimentary McDonalds and Mountain Dew they offered at the airport. That's why you were labeled as a terrorist.
#39 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
wait you went to the statue of liberty, got shot, and then crawled all the way to a hospital?   
   
Damn i knew australians were hardcore but i didnt know they could crawl over water
wait you went to the statue of liberty, got shot, and then crawled all the way to a hospital?

Damn i knew australians were hardcore but i didnt know they could crawl over water
#30 - chaossniper (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this
#11 - douthit (08/11/2014) [-]
"Listened, you should have."
#47 - jokervsbatsy (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
An englishman goes to america...
#38 - Jeff C (08/11/2014) [-]
Completely unrealistic. It's called gitmo' you ******* terrorist
User avatar #14 - dyalibya (08/11/2014) [-]
But you government is full of prudes
User avatar #20 - warioteam (08/11/2014) [-]
I enjoy mcdonalds and sticks that pop pop pop and allow me to witness african-americans collapse.
i live on a steady intake of coffee and big macs and ride my motorized shopping cart to walmart everyday to see if they got coke in store yet.
God bless this country
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2014) [-]
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2014) [-]
How to make Americans suck your dick:
1) Tell them it's an American dick
2) Tell them if they love America they're gonna suck it
3) Tell them if the don't suck it they're nazi hitler terrorists and hate America
4) get you dick sucked good
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