>have family member going to college >she wants to become - #115937508 added by mattdoggy at Expensive Education

#14 - mattdoggy#215 on commentsRank#215

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(04/26/2014)[-]

>have family member going to college
>she wants to become a doctor
>does good with grades and all and we get an occasional update from her
>she posts a bunch of pictures to facebook all the time of her working out, riding on boats, going to clubs, vacationing in the bahamas, etc.
>we go to visit one time and she has us stay in her multi story house that is right along a canal filled with yachts and has a screened in pool and hot tub
>every piece of furniture is new and they have top of the line appliances with a big screen tv bigger than most windows
>I park my old truck behind her brand new prius and a pair of scooters
>that night we have steaks on a built in wall grill
>a week or two after we make it home she comes to visit us
>says that she is broke and doesn't know how to fix it
>how much?
>215k
>..........
>she failed at becoming a doctor and had to pay some fees for messing up with the grants she had
>we asked her about her job and she says she hasn't had one the entire time she was going to college
>she had just borrowed more and more money from different banks and maxed out over a dozen high limit credit cards.
>her mother couldn't help because she'd bought several houses and then tried to sell them but the market fell out
>grandparents gave up the majority of their retirement and mortgaged their land to be able to cover for her
>mfw she shows up to christmas bragging about her vacations to the Bahamas and then vegas

#259 to #14 - aerosol#334 on commentsRank#334

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(04/26/2014)[-]

#216 to #14 - hecatonchires

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(04/26/2014)[-]

Sell her to the russians.

#202 to #14 - furiousmarshmellow

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(04/26/2014)[-]

Who says rich people aren't pricks?

#192 to #14 - Petroleum#350 on commentsRank#350

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(04/26/2014)[-]

Das ****** up.

#177 to #14 - lampyridae

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(04/26/2014)[-]

Jesus H. Chist...but.....I mean....****.

Someone needs to dropkick this chick

#153 to #14 - RomanR

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(04/26/2014)[-]

>prius

#133 to #14 - girlcock

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(04/26/2014)[-]

8/10 still a good read

#130 to #14 - forszhen

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(04/26/2014)[-]

Excommunicate her.

#188 to #130 - spetsnazvymple

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(04/26/2014)[-]

*exterminate her

#109 to #14 - metacobalion

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(04/26/2014)[-]

This ******* bitch.

#97 to #14 - saltcat

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(04/26/2014)[-]

Well you know I'm fairly sure debt is generally forgiven if the debtor dies...

#58 to #14 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

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(04/26/2014)[-]

There's a minimum of 10 ******* colleges in America that are tuition-free, and there are overseas programs that pay you to go to college. ******* people man.

www.usnews.com/education/best-colleges/paying-for-college/slideshows/12-tuition-free-colleges/1

I joined the military to afford college but even my local ROTC branch would've paid me to go. Most the ROTC guys end up being Reservists-weekend warriors (I can say that- after 4 years Active I was Active Drilling Reserve for an extra year). So your "great debt" that needs to be repaid for the Army giving you a free education and paying you to go to school?

One weekend a month, two weeks a year. It's not even a hard weekend. Half the time we just sit there dicking around on our phones until they tell us we can leave. The two weeks a year? Not that much harder. The Active Duty folks know Reservists don't know ****, so you end up doing busywork during your two weeks. Every time.

Boot Camp/Officer Training is whatever but afterwards it's all gravy. Small ******* price to pay for some sick-ass benefits.

#59 to #58 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

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(04/26/2014)[-]

Even worse, I just realized she's a chick. She could've paid off a minimum of half the money if she would've sold her eggs to get out of the situation. Egg donors can actually do it an infinite number of times- the donor place will cut you off but you just go somewhere else. It doesn't take your eggs, just the ones that would be lost through menstruation.

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#228 to #59 - animedudej

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(04/26/2014)[-]

and women want equal rights... i bet you i couldnt make half that if i tried by donoring sperm...

i guess it's cause upon ejaculating a man produces millions upon millions of sperm while a woman only has one egg and it's a limited amount

#260 to #228 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

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(04/26/2014)[-]

No, but they'd never cut you off and you could do it your whole life if you wanted to.

#264 to #260 - animedudej

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(04/26/2014)[-]

i could some in with a sign saying "will munk it for $£€"

#273 to #264 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

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(04/26/2014)[-]

Or you could just go through the regular application process like everybody else. Whatever floats your boat, really.

#274 to #273 - animedudej

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(04/26/2014)[-]

it was a joke though...

#287 to #274 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

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(04/27/2014)[-]

#227 to #59 - anon id: 8432be2b

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(04/26/2014)[-]

But egg donation isn't easy like sperm donation. She'd actually have to get an invasive surgery. And I'm sure that's not the first thought that came to mind for her, I never would have thought of that.

#261 to #227 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

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(04/26/2014)[-]

It's not invasive surgery by any means or stretches of the imagination. The whole process is detailed on the website and detailed even fuller on other websites. You get a couple of shots and I think they syringe the eggs right out, but you'd have to look for yourself. I know it's not an invasive surgery, or else scar tissue would build up too quickly and they'd cut you off almost right away.

#44 to #14 - charagrin

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(04/26/2014)[-]

Jesus Christ. I made my post and then slid down and saw this, and it is exactly what I was trying to point out. A job, any job, while you are going to college will save you so many headaches in the long run.