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    #14 - mattdoggy#215 on commentsRank#215
    Reply+343
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    >have family member going to college   
>she wants to become a doctor   
>does good with grades and all and we get an occasional update from her   
>she posts a bunch of pictures to facebook all the time of her working out, riding on boats, going to clubs, vacationing in the bahamas, etc.   
>we go to visit one time and she has us stay in her multi story house that is right along a canal filled with yachts and has a screened in pool and hot tub   
>every piece of furniture is new and they have top of the line appliances with a big screen tv bigger than most windows   
>I park my old truck behind her brand new prius and a pair of scooters   
>that night we have steaks on a built in wall grill   
>a week or two after we make it home she comes to visit us   
>says that she is broke and doesn't know how to fix it   
>how much?   
>215k   
>..........   
>she failed at becoming a doctor and had to pay some fees for messing up with the grants she had   
>we asked her about her job and she says she hasn't had one the entire time she was going to college   
>she had just borrowed more and more money from different banks and maxed out over a dozen high limit credit cards.    
>her mother couldn't help because she'd bought several houses and then tried to sell them but the market fell out   
>grandparents gave up the majority of their retirement and mortgaged their land to be able to cover for her   
>mfw she shows up to christmas bragging about her vacations to the Bahamas and then vegas
    >have family member going to college
    >she wants to become a doctor
    >does good with grades and all and we get an occasional update from her
    >she posts a bunch of pictures to facebook all the time of her working out, riding on boats, going to clubs, vacationing in the bahamas, etc.
    >we go to visit one time and she has us stay in her multi story house that is right along a canal filled with yachts and has a screened in pool and hot tub
    >every piece of furniture is new and they have top of the line appliances with a big screen tv bigger than most windows
    >I park my old truck behind her brand new prius and a pair of scooters
    >that night we have steaks on a built in wall grill
    >a week or two after we make it home she comes to visit us
    >says that she is broke and doesn't know how to fix it
    >how much?
    >215k
    >..........
    >she failed at becoming a doctor and had to pay some fees for messing up with the grants she had
    >we asked her about her job and she says she hasn't had one the entire time she was going to college
    >she had just borrowed more and more money from different banks and maxed out over a dozen high limit credit cards.
    >her mother couldn't help because she'd bought several houses and then tried to sell them but the market fell out
    >grandparents gave up the majority of their retirement and mortgaged their land to be able to cover for her
    >mfw she shows up to christmas bragging about her vacations to the Bahamas and then vegas
    #259 to #14 - aerosol#334 on commentsRank#334
    Reply+1
    (04/26/2014)[-]
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    User avatar#216 to #14 - hecatonchires
    Reply+3
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    Sell her to the russians.
    #202 to #14 - furiousmarshmellow
    Reply+4
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    Who says rich people aren't pricks?
    Who says rich people aren't pricks?
    #192 to #14 - Petroleum#350 on commentsRank#350
    Reply+1
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    Das ****** up.
    Das ****** up.
    #177 to #14 - lampyridae
    Reply+5
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    Jesus H. Chist...but.....I mean....****.   
   
Someone needs to dropkick this chick
    Jesus H. Chist...but.....I mean....****.

    Someone needs to dropkick this chick
    User avatar#153 to #14 - RomanR
    Reply+1
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    >prius
    #133 to #14 - girlcock
    Reply-7
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    8/10 still a good read
    8/10 still a good read
    #130 to #14 - forszhen
    Reply+2
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    Excommunicate her.
    #188 to #130 - spetsnazvymple
    Reply+6
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    *exterminate her
    #109 to #14 - metacobalion
    Reply+5
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    This ******* bitch.
    This ******* bitch.
    #97 to #14 - saltcat
    Reply+14
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    Well you know I'm fairly sure debt is generally forgiven if the debtor dies...
    Well you know I'm fairly sure debt is generally forgiven if the debtor dies...
    #58 to #14 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9
    Reply+12
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    There's a minimum of 10 ******* colleges in America that are tuition-free, and there are overseas programs that pay you to go to college. ******* people man.   
   
www.usnews.com/education/best-colleges/paying-for-college/slideshows/12-tuition-free-colleges/1   
   
I joined the military to afford college but even my local ROTC branch would've paid me to go. Most the ROTC guys end up being Reservists-weekend warriors (I can say that- after 4 years Active I was Active Drilling Reserve for an extra year). So your "great debt" that needs to be repaid for the Army giving you a free education and paying you to go to school?   
   
One weekend a month, two weeks a year. It's not even a hard weekend. Half the time we just sit there dicking around on our phones until they tell us we can leave. The two weeks a year? Not that much harder. The Active Duty folks know Reservists don't know ****, so you end up doing busywork during your two weeks. Every time.    
   
Boot Camp/Officer Training is whatever but afterwards it's all gravy. Small ******* price to pay for some sick-ass benefits.
    There's a minimum of 10 ******* colleges in America that are tuition-free, and there are overseas programs that pay you to go to college. ******* people man.

    www.usnews.com/education/best-colleges/paying-for-college/slideshows/12-tuition-free-colleges/1

    I joined the military to afford college but even my local ROTC branch would've paid me to go. Most the ROTC guys end up being Reservists-weekend warriors (I can say that- after 4 years Active I was Active Drilling Reserve for an extra year). So your "great debt" that needs to be repaid for the Army giving you a free education and paying you to go to school?

    One weekend a month, two weeks a year. It's not even a hard weekend. Half the time we just sit there dicking around on our phones until they tell us we can leave. The two weeks a year? Not that much harder. The Active Duty folks know Reservists don't know ****, so you end up doing busywork during your two weeks. Every time.

    Boot Camp/Officer Training is whatever but afterwards it's all gravy. Small ******* price to pay for some sick-ass benefits.
    #59 to #58 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9
    Reply+10
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    Even worse, I just realized she's a chick. She could've paid off a minimum of half the money if she would've sold her eggs to get out of the situation. Egg donors can actually do it an infinite number of times- the donor place will cut you off but you just go somewhere else. It doesn't take your eggs, just the ones that would be lost through menstruation.    
   

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    Even worse, I just realized she's a chick. She could've paid off a minimum of half the money if she would've sold her eggs to get out of the situation. Egg donors can actually do it an infinite number of times- the donor place will cut you off but you just go somewhere else. It doesn't take your eggs, just the ones that would be lost through menstruation.

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    #228 to #59 - animedudej
    Reply+1
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    and women want equal rights... i bet you i couldnt make half that if i tried by donoring sperm...   
   
 i guess it's cause upon ejaculating a man produces millions upon millions of sperm while a woman only has one egg and it's a limited amount
    and women want equal rights... i bet you i couldnt make half that if i tried by donoring sperm...

    i guess it's cause upon ejaculating a man produces millions upon millions of sperm while a woman only has one egg and it's a limited amount
    User avatar#260 to #228 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9
    Reply0
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    No, but they'd never cut you off and you could do it your whole life if you wanted to.
    User avatar#264 to #260 - animedudej
    Reply0
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    i could some in with a sign saying "will munk it for $£€"
    User avatar#273 to #264 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9
    Reply0
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    Or you could just go through the regular application process like everybody else. Whatever floats your boat, really.
    #274 to #273 - animedudej
    Reply0
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    it was a joke though...
    it was a joke though...
    #287 to #274 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9
    Reply0
    (04/27/2014)[-]
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    #227 to #59 - anon id: 8432be2b
    Reply0
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    But egg donation isn't easy like sperm donation. She'd actually have to get an invasive surgery. And I'm sure that's not the first thought that came to mind for her, I never would have thought of that.
    User avatar#261 to #227 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9
    Reply0
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    It's not invasive surgery by any means or stretches of the imagination. The whole process is detailed on the website and detailed even fuller on other websites. You get a couple of shots and I think they syringe the eggs right out, but you'd have to look for yourself. I know it's not an invasive surgery, or else scar tissue would build up too quickly and they'd cut you off almost right away.
    #44 to #14 - charagrin
    Reply+2
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    Jesus Christ. I made my post and then slid down and saw this, and it is exactly what I was trying to point out. A job, any job, while you are going to college will save you so many headaches in the long run.
    User avatar#40 to #14 - europe#219 on commentsRank#219
    Reply+1
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    You must tell her how ridiculous it is that she does that
    Seriously if you don't there will never be any hope for her
    User avatar#39 to #14 - myaccountisnew
    Reply+1
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    Sheesh, and I thought my brother was irresponsible with money...
    #38 to #14 - aherorising
    Reply+2
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    mfw this chick
    mfw this chick
    #34 to #14 - anon id: 6970f742
    Reply0
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    mattdoggy you have to continue the story. Please tell me the family harvested her organs too pay back your grandparents.
    #31 to #14 - hewhoepicfails
    Reply+59
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    This ******* story...
    This ******* story...
    User avatar#23 to #14 - roflstorm#182 on commentsRank#182
    Reply+3
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    Did you tie her down and slit her throat over a patch of hot coals?
    #20 to #14 - ninjabadger
    Reply+91
    (04/26/2014)[-]
    All I can feel after reading that is the fiery rage of a thousand Suns.
    All I can feel after reading that is the fiery rage of a thousand Suns.
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