Excellent advice bird. . ssc, nothing.. In any form of serious trouble and require help? Don't shout some like "Somebody help!", pick someone and shout to them specifically. If they're looki
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#16 - youborn (04/25/2014) [+] (10 replies)
**youborn rolled image** what rape feels like
#1 - badpony (04/25/2014) [+] (15 replies)
or Laugh at the twat and make him ashamed of his tackle.
#21 - jormungandr (04/26/2014) [+] (22 replies)
In any form of serious trouble and require help?

Don't shout some **** like "Somebody help!", pick someone and shout to them specifically. If they're looking your way, point at them. If they're not looking, shout for them using descriptors like "You in the red hoodie!" or something that they'll associate with themselves.

You've got a better chance of getting help if you pick someone to do it, rather than hoping someone in a crowd takes the initiative.
#78 - hashmeer (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
it can't possibly go wrong
#63 - ttubkcid (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's better if you don't do this near a military station though
User avatar #22 - lamarsmithgot (04/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
9/11 - GET THE WATER NIGGA "get the water ***** "
#42 - feedmeh (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
the way my high school's security guard worded it was something along the lines of "If you yell 'help,' people are more likely to stay away, because they don't want to get hurt. But if you say 'fire,' people will come running, because fire is cool."
User avatar #18 - sayonarazetsubou (04/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Motherfucking Bootleg Fireworks [Original Subtitled Version] *REUPLOAD* "Get the water ****** "
#55 - mrsnowballs (04/26/2014) [-]
And then they double gang her
User avatar #48 - expeditas (04/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
nonononono guys, this is what you do:
when the rapist grabs you, just pretend youre having a seizure and start flailing your limbs around and rolling your eyes back into your head and stuff.
aint nobody gonna rape dat.
User avatar #46 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
* getting raped
* yell "FREE BEER"
* dozens of guys run up to check that out
User avatar #77 to #46 - erotictentacle (04/26/2014) [-]
tthen they help rape because you don't joke about free-beer!
User avatar #38 - drhoffable (04/26/2014) [-]
as the panels went on; his head slowly turned into a pig.
#49 - baitdoesnttalkback (04/26/2014) [-]
this is stupid. they say yell fire in big cities because in big cititespeople learn to mind their own business. and they dont respond unless it might affect them
#64 - sliferzpwns (04/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#128 - baogames (04/26/2014) [-]
lying is wrong
#98 - LocoJoe (04/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Just yell "Free steak ,beer, and ammo!" Every Texan in a 3.5 mile radius will show up.
#19 - jalthelas (04/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#10 - usarmyexplain (04/25/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Every person on the planet should have an anti rape device.
User avatar #69 - spacehawk (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
People usually don't respond to cries for help because they are scared to get involved and possibly get hurt themselves.
If you yell "fire" people are more likely to come running to have a look.
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