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Ex texts be best. Generally, when a couple breaks up, at least one party of the said relationship has ill feelings toward their former partner. Any funny ex sto

Generally, when a couple breaks up, at least one party of the said relationship has ill feelings toward their former partner. Any funny ex stories would be appreciated in the comments

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Come on babe I miss youl
Why don' t you mama over
right now? we can go up to
my room... Iay In my bed , You
can show are how you malty
feel about me ,
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I' m sorry... can I come get my
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You' ll never lino surname like
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Apr t, 2012 6: 22 PM
I miss you too, I' been
thinking about you a lot
lately.
Marita taking to you again!
Theta exactly what it means
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Today 6: 05 PM
Hey u free tonne’)?
Who E this?
You kno who this is
Sorry no I don' t
Stop being an asshole
We dated for fucking 2
years
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Hello my dear 2 mm, W
I know it' s late, and I know it' s been
quite a while since we broke up
But I need to get something out of my
chest, I want you to tell you something
very important 2 W
Easy there, champ. She' s fallen asleep
in my arms, like she does every single
night for the past month _
But tomorrow when she wakes up I' ll
tell her you miss her? or is it that you
or whatever it is that' s so important
you wanted herto know at 2 in the
morning
Just tell her that I tested positive
Haw youtue
lot how are you?
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Fuck you want R'
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what?
STOP TEXTINGCAT ME
I thought you loved me?!
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wait .
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Hey babe 2) I know I messed up,
but I think I still love you..
Because I get a boner
whenever I think about you..
Dude.. I' m obsessed with
Vampire Diaries. I want a
tucking vampire boyfriend "
Hey my mend changed all my
contact name: can u tell me
who you are
Bitch
Sorry that this is out of
the blue, weird and a
little random... but I just
woke up from a sex
dream about you :/
Are you up?
we haven' t talked in like
3 weeks
I miss you
And it' s cold, I wish we
could cuddle.
Oh trust the If I was there I
would warm you right
up... by setting you on fire.
Goodnight
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Dec 5, 2012, 4: 02 PM
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Dec 11, 2012, 9: 19 PM
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - opwontdeliver
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Before I start, you can click on spoiler for TL;DR
OP had a girlfriend, girlfriend ****** best friend, best frieind said he was gonna kill himself, OP rages at both of them, and throws a beer bottle at best friends truck, and ignores ex.



So... I see everyone posting about crazy ass ex's so I'll post about mine, So I dated this girl named Alice (not her real name) and we dated for a solid 3 months, she actualy asked me to prom, ( I was origionaly going to go with this other girl, kinda a slut but I was gonna tap that anyways) and I ditched her to go to prom with Alice, well I come to find out after prom, Alice comes to my house in tears saying she's so sorry and all this stuff, and she eventualy tells me "Well, a few weeks ago I went to John's (not his real name, but John was my best friend.) house, he was really sad, and he said he just needed someone to talk to, so I went by, I thought he was going to kill himself babe..." as it turns out, one thing led to another and my girlfriend and best friend had sex.
So I was raging, called ex best friend, raged at him, called him every name in the book, next week at a party I threw a beer bottle at him when he arrived (****** up the side of his truck) and all my frineds who backed me up where ready to kick is ass.

a few days ago Alice comes knocking on my window at like 2 AM, and she's crying saying she just wants to lay in bed with me and she misses me, and every time she thinks of me she thinks of cutting.
I closed the window.
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#4 to #3 - anon id: 09e6659d
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I thumbed up because you closed the window.
#6 to #3 - anon id: 770c2843
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You can & will do better.
#7 to #3 - anon id: 233838af
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HA She gave you horns. How does it feel knowing you've been cuckolded ?
User avatar #46 to #7 - opwontdeliver
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g8 b8 m8 8/8
you ******* faggot.
#15 to #3 - anon id: c5f991bc
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Should have asked her if she wanted a sharper knife
User avatar #39 to #3 - icollectraresbro
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im not a anon responding
User avatar #78 to #3 - amata
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If your best friend was the kind of guy who would be willing to **** your gf, you need to find a better class of friends.
User avatar #80 to #78 - opwontdeliver
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Yeah, my best friend(s) now are a big ripped dude named T, he was actualy having that party where I threw the bottle at John's truck because he wanted to make me feel better, and Noah, who's this rich white guy but he's awesome as ****. I tried to get him on FJ but he's more of a 9gag person.... I over look that little fact.
User avatar #82 to #80 - amata
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That's good man. Well, not the 9gag bit, that made me throw up in my mouth a little, but the fact that you're hanging out with better people is good news. Best of luck with finding a better class of girlfriend as well!
#90 to #82 - opwontdeliver
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Thanks bro, it means alot, and yeah, I actualy went to a uni, alot of ching chong moon speak people over there, recently I started dating this girl named Yin, (not her real name) and sweet jesus she is a sweet heart. It's kinda weird couple really, small tiny asian girl, with a short ripped mexican dude who dresses like a cowboy,(Texas ftw) and it's cute because all the things that are the norm for me (eating home made fajitas off the pit with tortilla's, or playing football or baseball in the open emptry feild around where my meemaw lives) is uber new to her. The fam loves her more than Alice, and on more than one occasion my grandma (who just doesnt give a ****) said "Son, **** Alice."

Pic related, looks like Grandma.
User avatar #136 to #3 - neokun
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Did you atleast give her a knife?
User avatar #160 to #3 - monkeysniper
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Damn, my best friend was dating this one girl and he broke up with her when he found out she was trying to cheat on him with one of his best friends but instead of doing anything he told him. It's important to have loyal friends even if it can be hard to tell who's loyal.
User avatar #196 to #3 - pickstar
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You should hand her a knife, then close the window. God damn it
#207 to #3 - xxxfurrytacoxxx
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OPdiddeliver
#11 - anon id: d8e9d343
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The 2nd one about cancer. You can't blame the person for wanting to break up, that's a lot of stress and pressure on them. It isn't easy.
#36 to #11 - anon id: d0d5d0ac
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At the very least don't dump them by text
#49 to #11 - anon id: b20884bf
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Life isn't easy and you are a bad person. You are very likely a narcicist.
#54 to #49 - anon id: d8e9d343
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Why do you think i'm a narcissist? Do you not think that the other person deserves to be happy? Obviously they are unhappy. They shouldn't have to suffer just to be nice, **** that.
User avatar #60 to #11 - MrsMcDowell
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I had cancer November 2012 through May 2013. It made me realize who the real people in my life were and who were the ones I was going to drop. You would have been one of them.

If you don't make an effort to be a good friend/lover, you will never find happiness.
#70 to #60 - anon id: d8e9d343
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I'm sorry that the entire ******* world doesn't stop when something happens to you. I wouldn't want to deal with that **** either. You aren't the center of the universe just because you had some misfortune.
User avatar #72 to #70 - MrsMcDowell
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Did I ******* say I was? I'm talking about close friends, asshole. Ones that promised they'd be there for me then bailed because they were too busy being embarrassed for me.

I don't want everyone's pity, you no-nothing *********. That's not what I said at all.
User avatar #142 to #72 - neokun
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Wait they were embarrassed for you? How the **** does that add up in someones head? "My buddy just got diagnosed with cancer... Scum of the earth those people..."

Man, **** your friends. the ones that abandoned you, i mean.
#178 to #142 - anon id: 2a10d4fe
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I'm not sure you know what embarrassed means
#129 to #72 - anon id: 2a10d4fe
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It's "know-nothing" you ignorant cunt.
User avatar #208 to #129 - MrsMcDowell
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Last resort of internet argument = correcting spelling/grammar mistake.

You mad.
#143 to #11 - anon id: 50dc2e84
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Die of cancer alone, tell me how it feels.
User avatar #153 to #11 - excentric
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You know why she's scum dude?


Because she was his girlfriend and she cheated on him and he has cancer, that ******* lunatic.
#203 to #11 - anon id: 2f76c979
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Actually gonna side with anon on this. It's a reason to leave, but at the same time, doing it by text at 3 am is not the way to go.
#115 to #11 - mrmamric
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Can't believe I get to use this five minutes after finding it on the Front Page. Today was a good day.
User avatar #21 to #11 - zallaz
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Yes I feel oh so sorry for that poor girl having to deal with something like that. What an asshole for getting cancer.

All jokes aside if you leave somebody at the point in their lives where they have to accept the fact that they're probably going to die, that makes you a cunt.
#25 to #21 - anon id: d8e9d343
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So you want them to stay with a person that they no longer have feelings for just because it's nice? **** that. If you're miserable then you should leave the relationship. The person deserves to be happy, they shouldn't have to suffer.
User avatar #18 to #11 - bigfriendlyginger
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Neither is dieing of a terminal illness, alone.
#92 to #18 - adamks
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It's not okay to do it over text, but it's completely acceptable to end a relationship because the counterpart has cancer, specially if the relationship is in the early stages. To be with a person that is deathly ill is really tolling and sometimes you have to value your own happiness over others. Also it's wrong to stay with a person because you feel bad for them, it will for certain make a bad relationship.
User avatar #148 to #92 - adplum
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^
#26 to #18 - anon id: d8e9d343
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So instead of one person suffering you want 2 people to suffer? If you're unhappy in a relationship you should leave it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - bigfriendlyginger
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there's a pretty ******* big difference between an unhappy relationship and finding out the person you're supposed to be in love with has cancer. if **** hits the fan you don't just "nope" the **** out, if you care about someone you gotta be there for them, they don't make it? then you move on. they got no chance of surviving it at all? you stay strong and hold their hand through it, cry your eyes out somewhere else, then move on.
It's not going to be easy, life isn't easy, but if to just drop out and leave someone in a situation like that you aren't just walking out of an unhappy situation, your rubbing salt in their "wounds" and running away like a little bitch to abandon someone who needs you more than any other ****** about.

tl;dr - pretty much what comment#21 said with more words
User avatar #33 to #27 - musclezglassez
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they didn't love eachother, i guarantee it. if you loved somebody you'd stay with them through that. they like-liked each other and the girl probably didn't want to have to feel all those feels when he died. no love, just like
#29 to #27 - anon id: d8e9d343
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Wo who said they loved each other? For all the reader knows this could be 2 15 year old highschool kids. Neither said love yet and even if they did they probably don't even really know what that word means. **** got too real for one of them is all. It happens. Maybe they wanted to break up before the guy got cancer. We don't know enough. All i'm saying is I can't blame the person for wanting to lessen the stress in their life.
User avatar #81 to #29 - spceinvdr
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youre a ******* pussy
User avatar #123 to #81 - collateraldamageco
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if I had cancer I wouldn't want someone I loved to have to deal with all the disgusting, depressing **** that led to my horrible death. I wouldn't want them to have to live the rest of their life with those memories because I'm not a ******* selfish piece of ****. would you want to put someone through that?
User avatar #126 to #123 - spceinvdr
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I would deal with that and would want to deal with that because the people I love are the ones I want to spend time with, and if that time is becoming limited I would want to take advantage of it to tell them everything I may not be able to before they are gone, to truly treasure whats left. But thats just me. Death is sad, but it's a part of living. I've accepted that and want to be around the people I love when they die because I want to enjoy the time we have left together.
User avatar #71 to #26 - jordanish
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You don't quit on something important to you the minute it gets difficult. If you can't take the hits with the highs you don't actually care about the other person
#20 - Awesomecarrot
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The last one
#10 - slenderwolf
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I remember my first date with my girlfriend. We covered ex-boyfriend's truck in cottage cheese, put a dead fish in his engine block, and cracked eggs all over the damn place, sweet precious memories.
I remember my first date with my girlfriend. We covered ex-boyfriend's truck in cottage cheese, put a dead fish in his engine block, and cracked eggs all over the damn place, sweet precious memories.
User avatar #12 to #10 - sciencexplain
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Did he cheat on her? Are you still together?
User avatar #13 to #12 - slenderwolf
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I don't remember all the gory details, the gist was he's an asshole and I had my first casual sexual experience that night.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sciencexplain
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Well... Are you still together? Or did you end it with mutual agreement and happiness?
User avatar #16 to #14 - slenderwolf
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Yeah, we started dating like a week or two after and we're still together
#30 to #16 - killerdeath
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If that was your first date, you might want to hide your car if you two break up.
#17 to #16 - sciencexplain
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Nice! Best of luck to you, mate.
Nice! Best of luck to you, mate.
#37 - pankikilord
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Friend of mine broke up with his girl a little while ago.   
   
Chick kept spending his money on weed and expecting him to pay when she got in **** with the dealers. She HAD a job, but kept spending it on weed and shoes or whatever the ****. She ended up owing him up to almost $1000, and kept flirting with dudes on Facebook.    
   
So he finally gets sick of her. Finds out she kept flirting. And told her "What the ****, you're gonna act like a hoe on Facebook? Know what the difference between you and a hoe is? A hoe actually has cash. Get the **** outta my house."   
   
HFW
Friend of mine broke up with his girl a little while ago.

Chick kept spending his money on weed and expecting him to pay when she got in **** with the dealers. She HAD a job, but kept spending it on weed and shoes or whatever the ****. She ended up owing him up to almost $1000, and kept flirting with dudes on Facebook.

So he finally gets sick of her. Finds out she kept flirting. And told her "What the ****, you're gonna act like a hoe on Facebook? Know what the difference between you and a hoe is? A hoe actually has cash. Get the **** outta my house."

HFW
#83 to #37 - spceinvdr
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<hfw she's gone and delivered one of the most amazing burns of all time
#65 - gunslayer
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Yesterday I let 4chan decide what to tell my ex girlfriend on Facebook. You might need to enlarge.
User avatar #109 to #65 - shinote
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That ******* navy seals comment made me laugh pretty damn hard.

4chan, the best at starting conversations with an ex lol.
User avatar #67 to #65 - thebadspellir [OP]
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"Might need to enlarge" Yeah no ****. Still, made me chuckle, so a plus one for you
User avatar #74 to #65 - jordanish
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This is the only time to let 4chan decide what to type to a girl
#1 - karvarausku
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**karvarausku rolled image** Honestly when I had the balls to break up with my ex (she threatened to kill herself etc.) after 3rd time she cheated I called quits...

So first thing I did was I posted cry out loud message that was set to private only her and me that looked like I posted it public (fb) Then this guy comes ranting me how I have been talking **** about her on public (even tho she was only one that could see it).

Anyways the bitch was awful and I have told her many times that I want no business what so ever with her and she always tries to contact me somehow.

2 year ago she called when I was having christmas with my family and my gf. She told me to go to another room where she started the cry "baby I miss you so much I want to be together with you" Literally told her to **** off and never call me back...

So next thing was that she tried to lie to my gf that I had been cheating on her and that I was flirting with her and trying to get back together.

Not only that I still want to rip her eyes out of her skull she made me apologize for **** I had not done... Like why the **** do I have to apologize for the fact that she slept and cheated with other guys? wtf is that logic?

User avatar #165 to #1 - monkeysniper
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This one girl I was going out with started cheating on me, I heard it first as rumors but gave her the benefit of the doubt but eventually I got her to confess to it if she was. She did. I barely said anything. I didn't get visibly pissed. I just glared at her and said we're done. A week later I find her in the hall practically on the verge of tears and because I'm such a damn sap I forgive her and we start again, also because I was lonely as hell. So anyway it actually lasts some months but I find out more and more about cheating, then out of the blue she breaks up with me and goes around spreading every rumor she can think of.
1. That I got her pregnant (we never even had sex)
2. That I broke into her house (don't even know where she lived)
3. That I cheated on her with guys (I am neither gay nor did I cheat like she was.)
4.I would post more but it's a long ass list
User avatar #168 to #165 - karvarausku
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Yeap... Know how you feel. My ex actually kinda ruined my reputation in conventions... My friends barely speak to me after our brake up... She made me look like the bad one when I didn't even told any one else than my brothers and mother that she cheated on me...

She also spread rumors that I beat her all the time and that I cheated her behind her back etc...

The list is endless.

Actually I told my one friend now that I remember... His name was "Teme" and he also is pretty popular in the conventions where I go, but when I told him about the things (when she and I were still together) I felt that he couldn't give a ****...
User avatar #173 to #168 - monkeysniper
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Sounds like you really need new friends. Test people by starting out with little things. Tell them a secret and keep an ear to the ground. If you catch wind of it from anyone else then don't trust them.
#2 to #1 - xxminecraftproxx
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bitches be cray.
#5 to #1 - Jammed
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**Jammed rolled image**
Some women just point blank cannot accept responsibility for their actions, but they're human so they feel guilt. Unfortunately this guilt makes them angry because it's proof of their imperfection so they orchestrate situations to deffer guilt to you.
Tl;dr Bitches be trippin'
#137 - madmanransom
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We dated for ******* 2 years.
...Satan?
#44 - sonofposeidon
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I told the story about how I drove to her school with my friend to steal my favorite hoodie back and lock her out of her apartment, so here's another:

I was dating this girl for around 6 months. I was younger, things felt very serious, and I was definitely in love. Young love was so cash. Well, during this relationship I had left on vacation and decided to entrust her with my turtle, named Richard Keister. I was only gone for a week, but she loved him so much that she begged and pleaded with me to keep him so I of course agreed. Come breakup time; she's crying, I'm crying, and things end messily. Among a myriad of other harmful texts she tells me, "You're never going to ******* see your turtle again." I was upset about the breakup, even more so about losing Dick Butt. So my friend (same one from old story), noticing my sorrow, devises a plan. He starts talking to her more until eventually he gets invited over to her house. While there, he sees Dick Butt: his terrarium full of feces, unclean water, and rotting cabbage. So as soon as she goes into the bathroom he grabs Richie and runs out the door. Soon as she realizes this, she starts trying to chase him (he had to park down the street) even as he was driving away. WHen he got to me, I started crying tears of joy to have Richard back.
Sadly, Richie didn't live too long after that, a good four months or so. He will be missed. Rest in peace, little buddy.
The only pictures I have of him are from his funeral. This was much sadder than intended.
User avatar #94 to #44 - spceinvdr
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Thats the most badass name for a turtle I can think of
User avatar #174 to #44 - RIVAL
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This story of your turtle hit me harder than Robin Williams.
#179 to #174 - sonofposeidon
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Here is a picture of him in his prime. He was small but feisty.
User avatar #184 to #179 - RIVAL
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sonofposeidon one day I will have a turtle and I will name him Richie.
User avatar #9 - alalalalal
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Thank god you blacked out the bad words OP! My mommy doesnt want me on this site for a reason
User avatar #58 to #9 - kaycie
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>implying OP made the content himself and didn't just copy paste this already made comp of tumblr or twitter
User avatar #188 to #58 - alalalalal
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OP wouldnt do that...
User avatar #22 to #9 - commontroll
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Is it because of all the faggots?
User avatar #23 to #22 - alalalalal
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Who else?
User avatar #24 to #23 - commontroll
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Completely understandable. If I had kids and they were on FJ, I'd think they were reposting fags myself.