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Generally, when a couple breaks up, at least one party of the said relationship has ill feelings toward their former partner. Any funny ex stories would be appreciated in the comments

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Messages EX ©
Come on babe I miss youl
Why don' t you mama over
right now? we can go up to
my room... Iay In my bed , You
can show are how you malty
feel about me ,
Messages [Ia Edit
I' m sorry... can I come get my
stun?
Why is it there?)
Messages Ir, Edit
You' ll never lino surname like
Message
Apr t, 2012 6: 22 PM
I miss you too, I' been
thinking about you a lot
lately.
Marita taking to you again!
Theta exactly what it means
Messages "lell. Contact
Today 6: 05 PM
Hey u free tonne’)?
Who E this?
You kno who this is
Sorry no I don' t
Stop being an asshole
We dated for ******* 2
years
Delivered
OMG **** U I
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Hey Mark ,
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Hello my dear 2 mm, W
I know it' s late, and I know it' s been
quite a while since we broke up
But I need to get something out of my
chest, I want you to tell you something
very important 2 W
Easy there, champ. She' s fallen asleep
in my arms, like she does every single
night for the past month _
But tomorrow when she wakes up I' ll
tell her you miss her? or is it that you
or whatever it is that' s so important
you wanted herto know at 2 in the
morning
Just tell her that I tested positive
Haw youtue
lot how are you?
Hey
**** you want R'
Delivered
we amen a warm.
Back (825) I Contact
what?
STOP TEXTINGCAT ME
I thought you loved me?!
I want to " had things to
wait .
Aoo mayo; like whata
Messages ex '' . Edit
Hey babe 2) I know I messed up,
but I think I still love you..
Because I get a boner
whenever I think about you..
Dude.. I' m obsessed with
Vampire Diaries. I want a
tucking vampire boyfriend "
Hey my mend changed all my
contact name: can u tell me
who you are
Bitch
Sorry that this is out of
the blue, weird and a
little random... but I just
woke up from a sex
dream about you :/
Are you up?
we haven' t talked in like
3 weeks
I miss you
And it' s cold, I wish we
could cuddle.
Oh trust the If I was there I
would warm you right
up... by setting you on fire.
Goodnight
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Messages . afar.
Dec 5, 2012, 4: 02 PM
its everythingis I
Just need some space
Dec 11, 2012, 9: 19 PM
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Submitted: 08/13/2014
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User avatar #3 - opwontdeliver (08/13/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Before I start, you can click on spoiler for TL;DR
OP had a girlfriend, girlfriend ****** best friend, best frieind said he was gonna kill himself, OP rages at both of them, and throws a beer bottle at best friends truck, and ignores ex.



So... I see everyone posting about crazy ass ex's so I'll post about mine, So I dated this girl named Alice (not her real name) and we dated for a solid 3 months, she actualy asked me to prom, ( I was origionaly going to go with this other girl, kinda a slut but I was gonna tap that anyways) and I ditched her to go to prom with Alice, well I come to find out after prom, Alice comes to my house in tears saying she's so sorry and all this stuff, and she eventualy tells me "Well, a few weeks ago I went to John's (not his real name, but John was my best friend.) house, he was really sad, and he said he just needed someone to talk to, so I went by, I thought he was going to kill himself babe..." as it turns out, one thing led to another and my girlfriend and best friend had sex.
So I was raging, called ex best friend, raged at him, called him every name in the book, next week at a party I threw a beer bottle at him when he arrived ( ****** up the side of his truck) and all my frineds who backed me up where ready to kick is ass.

a few days ago Alice comes knocking on my window at like 2 AM, and she's crying saying she just wants to lay in bed with me and she misses me, and every time she thinks of me she thinks of cutting.
I closed the window.
#11 - CIS White Male (08/13/2014) [+] (27 replies)
The 2nd one about cancer. You can't blame the person for wanting to break up, that's a lot of stress and pressure on them. It isn't easy.
User avatar #18 to #11 - bigfriendlyginger (08/13/2014) [-]
Neither is dieing of a terminal illness, alone.
#20 - Awesomecarrot (08/13/2014) [-]
The last one
#10 - slenderwolf (08/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I remember my first date with my girlfriend. We covered ex-boyfriend's truck in cottage cheese, put a dead fish in his engine block, and cracked eggs all over the damn place, sweet precious memories.
I remember my first date with my girlfriend. We covered ex-boyfriend's truck in cottage cheese, put a dead fish in his engine block, and cracked eggs all over the damn place, sweet precious memories.
#30 to #16 - killerdeath (08/13/2014) [-]
If that was your first date, you might want to hide your car if you two break up.
#37 - pankikilord (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Friend of mine broke up with his girl a little while ago.   
   
Chick kept spending his money on weed and expecting him to pay when she got in 						****					 with the dealers. She HAD a job, but kept spending it on weed and shoes or whatever the 						****					. She ended up owing him up to almost $1000, and kept flirting with dudes on Facebook.    
   
So he finally gets sick of her. Finds out she kept flirting. And told her "What the 						****					, you're gonna act like a hoe on Facebook? Know what the difference between you and a hoe is? A hoe actually has cash. Get the 						****					 outta my house."   
   
HFW
Friend of mine broke up with his girl a little while ago.

Chick kept spending his money on weed and expecting him to pay when she got in **** with the dealers. She HAD a job, but kept spending it on weed and shoes or whatever the **** . She ended up owing him up to almost $1000, and kept flirting with dudes on Facebook.

So he finally gets sick of her. Finds out she kept flirting. And told her "What the **** , you're gonna act like a hoe on Facebook? Know what the difference between you and a hoe is? A hoe actually has cash. Get the **** outta my house."

HFW
#65 - gunslayer ONLINE (08/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Yesterday I let 4chan decide what to tell my ex girlfriend on Facebook. You might need to enlarge.
#8 - CIS White Male (08/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
these are fake as **** , seriously how often in casual conversation do you mention that you are someones ex, thats just straight exposition, the kind you hear in lazy sitcoms.
#1 - karvarausku (08/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**karvarausku rolled image** Honestly when I had the balls to break up with my ex (she threatened to kill herself etc.) after 3rd time she cheated I called quits...

So first thing I did was I posted cry out loud message that was set to private only her and me that looked like I posted it public (fb) Then this guy comes ranting me how I have been talking **** about her on public (even tho she was only one that could see it).

Anyways the bitch was awful and I have told her many times that I want no business what so ever with her and she always tries to contact me somehow.

2 year ago she called when I was having christmas with my family and my gf. She told me to go to another room where she started the cry "baby I miss you so much I want to be together with you" Literally told her to **** off and never call me back...

So next thing was that she tried to lie to my gf that I had been cheating on her and that I was flirting with her and trying to get back together.

Not only that I still want to rip her eyes out of her skull she made me apologize for **** I had not done... Like why the **** do I have to apologize for the fact that she slept and cheated with other guys? wtf is that logic?

#137 - madmanransom (08/13/2014) [-]
We dated for ******* 2 years.
...Satan?
#44 - sonofposeidon (08/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I told the story about how I drove to her school with my friend to steal my favorite hoodie back and lock her out of her apartment, so here's another:

I was dating this girl for around 6 months. I was younger, things felt very serious, and I was definitely in love. Young love was so cash. Well, during this relationship I had left on vacation and decided to entrust her with my turtle, named Richard Keister. I was only gone for a week, but she loved him so much that she begged and pleaded with me to keep him so I of course agreed. Come breakup time; she's crying, I'm crying, and things end messily. Among a myriad of other harmful texts she tells me, "You're never going to ******* see your turtle again." I was upset about the breakup, even more so about losing Dick Butt. So my friend (same one from old story), noticing my sorrow, devises a plan. He starts talking to her more until eventually he gets invited over to her house. While there, he sees Dick Butt: his terrarium full of feces, unclean water, and rotting cabbage. So as soon as she goes into the bathroom he grabs Richie and runs out the door. Soon as she realizes this, she starts trying to chase him (he had to park down the street) even as he was driving away. WHen he got to me, I started crying tears of joy to have Richard back.
Sadly, Richie didn't live too long after that, a good four months or so. He will be missed. Rest in peace, little buddy.
The only pictures I have of him are from his funeral. This was much sadder than intended.
User avatar #9 - alalalalal ONLINE (08/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Thank god you blacked out the bad words OP! My mommy doesnt want me on this site for a reason
User avatar #66 - wherestheredbullat (08/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Back in July, me and my girlfriend (we've been dating for about two weeks at that point) were going to the beach but stopped to grab breakfast first. She was driving my car because I work night shifts as an EMT in New Jersey and it was a rough night so I didnt trust myself behind the wheel. While telling GF about my night, I get a text from my ex saying that she cut her ankle shaving her legs and didnt know how to stop the bleeding, (Obviously, its pressure and a band aid and it'll scab over).

Knowing the game she is trying to play, I ignore it and continue to tell my GF until about 30 seconds later I get another text from my ex. This time she said she was being serious and couldnt stop the bleeding and the time it took her to send the last text the blood dripped down her foot and made a little puddle on the floor. Still Im ignoring her and tell my GF that she has been trying to get me to talk when I dont wanna (Ex cheated on me, dont appreciate liers and cheaters). GF says the next time she texted me was to let GF call her on my phone and say that Im a little busy sleeping in bed next to her.

We go to the restaurant to have breakfast and we're enjoying ourselves and Im beginning to wake up when my phone starts to ring. I thought it would be my dad because I was going to go fishing with him the next day. Turns out it was my ex trying to call me. I let it ring and not even after 10 seconds my phone begins to ring again, my ex. I push it to voicemail. The 3rd time she called, my GF ask if she could answer it so I give it to her. My GF answered the phone and my ex on the other end says in a joyful voice, "Is wherestheredbullat there?".

My GF responds by saying, "No, this is his girlfriend. Can I help whoever this is?" Immediately after saying that, my GF tells me my ex hanged up the phone and says lets see if my ex calls or texts back. I love my GF and kiss her for doing that because that sweet and really nice to do that (Also she's marking her territory)...
#40 - mircavera (08/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Alright, I've never had a crazy ex but I did have an asshole one. Be me, 16 f, junior year of high school. I'm a lesbian. Met really cute girl, Abi, likes all the same bands and 						****					 that I do. Abi and me start dating, it's all good. we date for six months and only get as far as kissing because she doesn't want to move to fast. That's alright, I don't pressure people.    
Fall in love with her hard and assume she feels the same. After six month anniversary she says that she doesn't think shes actually gay and It's just a phase she was going through. Says she want's to keep the emotional connection (want's to be friends). I'm 						*******					 heartbroken. MFW I realize she's been playing a game with me this whole time.
Alright, I've never had a crazy ex but I did have an asshole one. Be me, 16 f, junior year of high school. I'm a lesbian. Met really cute girl, Abi, likes all the same bands and **** that I do. Abi and me start dating, it's all good. we date for six months and only get as far as kissing because she doesn't want to move to fast. That's alright, I don't pressure people.
Fall in love with her hard and assume she feels the same. After six month anniversary she says that she doesn't think shes actually gay and It's just a phase she was going through. Says she want's to keep the emotional connection (want's to be friends). I'm ******* heartbroken. MFW I realize she's been playing a game with me this whole time.
#57 - CIS White Male (08/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
This post feels bad... Share i guess;

>best relationship I've had by far
>her; "you know how people fall in love? sometimes they fall out of love. I still love you as a person though."
>no contact for 3 months or so
>on fj ranting and talking about our relationship (nothing bad, just getting **** off my chest, trying to get over her)
>somehow finds all my posts
>get email "i've wasted a whole year of my life with you and I see that now. i hate you. get over yourself" (something along those lines)
>with someone else now, still love her in the back of my heart
> ******* moron
#31 - killerdeath (08/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
This one really needs to charge their phone.
User avatar #147 - Dropkicksxxx (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Ex stories? Okay, I was dating this girl who we'll call Heather (mostly because that's her name) loved that girl to death. Anywho, I had gone out and bought a really nice necklace for her and wanted to surprise her with it, as it turns out though our mutual friend had found out that she went to a party and had a threesome with a guy that I hated and one of my friends. Naturally I was pissed, so I told her friend I just went ring shopping, a few days later I told her to put a nice dress on and to get ready because I had a big surprise for her and we were going to amicis (expensive restaurant in my area). We got there ( her under the impression that I was going to propose, I told her to order whatever she wanted and we proceeded to have our $200+ dinner brought out, wine and the works ya know. At this point I had returned the necklace and had a good chunk of cash, so I excused myself to go grab my wallet and hopped in the car, drove to Pittsburgh to see my friends and ended up getting a hotel room for 5 days in Virginia Beach for three of us( I was on vaca and they were all on summer break so we just headed out in the morning) the only thing I regret was not seeing her face as she realized I wasn't coming back and that she had no cash because she was basically poor at that point in time.

Fast forward three years I met the girl of my dreams, just proposed on Fridays at an acacia strain concert( on stage to boot!) And she said yes!

Tl; dr I got cheated on and got her back good, then met an amazing girl who is now my fiancée
#55 - insanefreak (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
All this talk of ex girlfriends.

And I'm just sitting here, having had the best summer of my life with my girlfriend who lives across the channel, a relatively normal and mentally (and physically) healthy person.

Seriously, you do realize that if you go out with any girl flirting with you, you can run into crazy bitches? That's why you try to get to know them beforehand.

Oh, who am I kidding? I met my girlfriend on Omegle. So far my moral highground.
User avatar #64 - chrisel (08/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Everybody is talking about an ex or divorce and I have never even dated someone, ever. I'm 29 btw.
#182 - Byte (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My ex dumped me because I got poisoned by a medication. Apparently a nurse practitioner not doing her job was completely my fault.
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