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#18 - thehandofgod ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Playstation hit puberty then got breast reduction surgery

Xbox got sick being called fat

And Nintendo is a gender-fluid tumblrina who can't figure out what it is
#147 to #18 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
I'd say Xbox was a fat chick who hit puberty and got 'Thick'.
#161 to #18 - cosmicapprentice (03/09/2015) [-]
>Tumblrina
>Tumblrina
#11 - buttholee (03/09/2015) [-]
This took a little longer than I'm willing to admit
This took a little longer than I'm willing to admit
User avatar #143 to #11 - Mecryte (03/09/2015) [-]
OHH BANANA!
#160 to #11 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
What?   
Controller is evolving!
What?
Controller is evolving!
#74 to #11 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
Child-safe wolverine
User avatar #4 - lusir (03/08/2015) [-]
Nintendo looks like a girl who got fat in high school then rapidly lost it in college but then had a yoyo effect immediately
#15 to #4 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
More like the average otherkin user on tumblr who discovers something new to identify as every 3 months.
User avatar #6 to #4 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
In this case, Playstation got some nice knockers.
User avatar #5 to #4 - reginleaf (03/08/2015) [-]
And had a penis at some point during this
#10 - scarcrow (03/09/2015) [-]
never forget
User avatar #16 to #10 - forthegg (03/09/2015) [-]
goddamn that resolution doe
#97 to #16 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
480p through VGA? The most the PS2, Xbox and Gamecube could do was 480i via Composite.
#105 to #97 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
Actually, Xbox had up to 1080i via component cables, and I think some ps2 games were HD as well. The dreamcast was the only one to natively output a vga signal though.
User avatar #2 - kageshi (03/08/2015) [-]
Playstation controller:
Looks like its growing a pair of tits.

xbox controller:
Looks like its getting younger, with less wrinkles, and a smaller asshole... (that Xbox button...)

Nintendo Controller:
looks like Micheal Jackson
#17 to #2 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
Nintendo controller: Sex change and swift regrets
#7 - Indubidubly (03/09/2015) [-]
Looks like Nintendo is having an identity crises.
Looks like Nintendo is having an identity crises.
#87 - waffermelone (03/09/2015) [-]
nintendo fw
User avatar #100 to #87 - shunkahawolf (03/09/2015) [-]
except when it comes to mario...or zelda...or pokemon....
User avatar #140 to #100 - mutzaki ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
>Implying other platforms don't suffer from repetitive gameplay.

Hey, what's that new title called again? It was a shooter featuring crafting, stealth, parkour, zombies, looting, magic (à la Bioshock, Dishonored, Skyrim, etc.) and achievements, and it was set in a steam punky, medieval, gritty setting.

At least Nintendo keeps the repetitiveness within the same game series, and shows a lot of diversity otherwise.
User avatar #103 to #100 - defski (03/09/2015) [-]
Wtf, lol. Have you even played Zelda? Every Zelda game from the next and so forth has been vastly different from each other.
User avatar #104 to #103 - shunkahawolf (03/09/2015) [-]
yes 90% of them totally arnt
omg zelda is kidnapped
find the master sword
kill ganon
triforce get
repeat
User avatar #109 to #104 - defski (03/09/2015) [-]
Ok, you haven't played LoZ.
Zelda I - Find the triforce pieces
Zelda II - Rescue the Princess
Link to the Past - Save the land
Link's Awakening - Awaken the Windfish
Ocarina of Time - The ONLY game that follows your mention of storyline
Majora's Mask - Find Majora's Mask
Oracle of Ages/Seasons - Another save the land, but a plot that extends past the basic storyline. No mention of Zelda though... Except for the title
Four Swords - Multiplayer shenanigans
Minish Cap - Basic 'save princess, save world' storyline
Twilight Princess - Save his close friend, restore Midna's true power, defeat Ganon, and more
Phantom Hourglass - Banish evil from the Ocean
Spirit Tracks - Stop Chancellor Cole
Skyward Sword - Prevent evil from escaping
Link Between Worlds - Sort of a remake of LttP, except for vast changes in temples, gameplay mechanics, etc.

Not to mention the vast difference in appearance, gameplay mechanics, and design.
User avatar #115 to #109 - BmanX ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Way to forget Wind Waker! Also, Zelda is in the Oracle games if you link them.
User avatar #175 to #104 - desacabose ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
BmanX needs to get schooled
5 out of 17 games is clearly 90%
0
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#165 to #87 - rmoran ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Here, take this
#38 - hownottobrowsefj (03/09/2015) [-]
playstation - don't fix whats not broken
xbox - there's always room for improvement
nintendo -innovation takes risk.
#154 to #38 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
I know it doesn't really look like it but the PS4 controller is really different compared to the PS3. A ton of incremental changes really add up.

I bought one to use as my PC gamepad, and it's fcking awesome.
#98 - derpoman (03/09/2015) [-]
Hey you forgot the lengthy and varied evolution of PC controlling devices.
User avatar #110 to #98 - gittons (03/09/2015) [-]
well if you want to be exact, keyboards and mice have changed many times, different shapes,
materials, more buttons, more functions and then you have the different stuff like the orb weaver from razer.
User avatar #128 to #110 - mymommasallama (03/09/2015) [-]
this is true. i remember playing morrowind back in '03 with a ball mouse...nothing more frustrating than being in an epic fight only to have the ball jam up. optical mice were a major improvement
User avatar #129 to #128 - gittons (03/09/2015) [-]
i remember cleaning the crap fluff stuff out of the ball mouse every week or so, god i love laser
mice.
User avatar #99 to #98 - wtfduud (03/09/2015) [-]
PC Mice have gotten more comfortable over time though.
#126 - beastkenten (03/09/2015) [-]
once you go black you never go black
once you go black you never go black
#68 - sylaz (03/09/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#70 to #68 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
That is not the PS4's startup sequene
User avatar #77 to #70 - toafirox (03/09/2015) [-]
It'd be awesome if it was though!
#138 to #70 - sylaz (03/09/2015) [-]
To be fair this gif is from before the launch of PS4
#29 - skittyjess (03/09/2015) [-]
I actually really loved the N64 controller
User avatar #124 to #29 - theungenious (03/09/2015) [-]
Are there any n64 games that utilize the 6 buttons right next to each other to simulate a fighting game?
User avatar #127 to #29 - animedudej (03/09/2015) [-]
it was an oddly shaped controller but by no means bad...
#174 to #29 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
So do I.
#96 to #29 - nintendolover (03/09/2015) [-]
How could you possibly love that god awful analog stick?
#31 to #29 - hownottobrowsefj (03/09/2015) [-]
me too. i had big hands as a kid, and it fit perfect
User avatar #88 to #29 - kalimah ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Its not a bad controller
Gamecube is still the best design from any console to me,fits the hand perfectly everything is within reach
Always thought the ps2 analog was uncomfortable on the thumb compared to the GC one
User avatar #89 to #88 - compared ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#91 to #89 - kalimah ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I love comparing things like a judgemental prick
User avatar #92 to #91 - compared ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
That's good to hear!
User avatar #39 to #29 - deltoraquest (03/09/2015) [-]
I thought it was a unique idea, having the ability to change conroller config not through a menu but through hand placement (even though left hand on middle and right hand on right was used 100% of the time)
User avatar #41 to #39 - deltoraquest (03/09/2015) [-]
when I say unique, I mean in a good way
User avatar #44 to #29 - nimbin (03/09/2015) [-]
The N64 and GC controllers are my all time favourites.
#45 to #44 - skittyjess (03/09/2015) [-]
I never had a gamecube ... Its pretty much one of my lifelong dreams to play Master Quest. One day ill graduate and then i'll be able to afford nice things.
User avatar #47 to #45 - nickelakon (03/09/2015) [-]
You can play master quest using an emulator
User avatar #48 to #47 - skittyjess (03/09/2015) [-]
I have yet to find a decent one for PC. I think ill just buy the game and the controller and play it on my wii
#52 to #48 - rollfourexplain (03/09/2015) [-]
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There's an emulator called "Dolphin" that does a pretty good job on N64, Gamecube, and Wii games. Surprisingly enough it's had a second wind of development activity and a new person hired to work on it managed to fix floating point rounding errors making most games run miles better than before. I can't remember if the Master Quest is on the N64 or Gamecube but if it's on Gamecube give the Dolphin emulator a try for sure because it will work.
User avatar #64 to #52 - bubobubo (03/09/2015) [-]
what he said

MasterQuest works perfectly on Dolphin. At this point I prefer to emulate Wii games because of the enhanced graphics even though I own the console.

There's also the neat Project64 for N64 games.

Emulators are just great.
#203 to #52 - deckbox (03/09/2015) [-]
need at least an i7 3ghz to run remotely good though, need a pretty solid mid to high end gaming pc to play it. mine struggled with Last story.
#90 to #52 - jumperzero (03/09/2015) [-]
uh

how recently?
#209 to #90 - rollfourexplain (03/11/2015) [-]
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October 8, 2014, apparently. The video embedded in this article does a good job of demonstrating the improvements.
www.pcgamer.com/how-gamecubewii-emulator-dolphin-got-a-turbocharge/

It even supports Gamecube controllers now!
www.pcgamer.com/dolphin-emulator-now-has-native-gamecube-controller-support-thanks-to-nintendos-wii-u-adapter/

Also I heard that they managed to crack the two specially coded Star Wars games on the Gamecube. Some company made custom chip instructions and optimizations that boosted the power of the Gamecube but people had a lot of trouble getting it to run with an emulator. I can't recall the name of either of them.
#210 to #209 - jumperzero (03/11/2015) [-]
hmm I dont remember if I had my emulator then, ill check

I really loved the gamecube but my computer is really **** and cant run the emulator

I might try it again
User avatar #53 to #45 - sexyhimself ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
You get Master Quest on the 3D remake, mah **** .
User avatar #46 to #45 - nimbin (03/09/2015) [-]
The GC was probably my favourite console. It's highly underrated. Its not quite a cube though.. Until you get the gameboy player. It snaps on the bottom. Now you can play Gameboy and gameboy color on your console. Pokeman is great on a bigger screen.
User avatar #204 to #44 - aaauuuggghhh (03/09/2015) [-]
I never owned a GameCube, started playing with a GC controller at my friend's request when we played smash bros brawl.

The GC controller has got to be the most comfortable controller I've ever used. Everything is right where you need it to be. I've owned an N64 since I was 5, and I'm more used to the GC controller in months of use than I ever was to the N64's abomination. Nintendo really is a ******* rollercoaster in terms of design quality at times
#167 - derpybestpony (03/09/2015) [-]
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User avatar #172 to #167 - secondlawprevails (03/09/2015) [-]
Nice roll m8
#177 to #167 - rollingpicture (03/09/2015) [-]
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MFW I saw this
User avatar #188 to #177 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
never going...give you up.....never going..from?..from...never going give...FUUUUU!!
User avatar #180 to #177 - baldiusmaximus (03/09/2015) [-]
God-damn rickrolled
#117 - froggets (03/09/2015) [-]
As much as Nintendo obviously has trouble deciding on what type of controller they want to have as standard, the gamecube controller is probably the best controller ever made IMO
User avatar #176 to #117 - thepandaking (03/09/2015) [-]
I agree, except that I really think there could have been a left shoulder button, just in case people want to use it. I'd say take away the Z button and give the controller the shoulder buttons that are on the Wii U pro controller, and that's all I'd have changed.
User avatar #182 to #117 - rockamekishiko (03/09/2015) [-]
except for the right stick, ****** so small
#187 to #117 - hapasan (03/09/2015) [-]
For me, it depends on the type of games.
For classic games (8-bit to 16-bit) I think the Super Nintendo Controller is the best.
For everything else (32-bit and up) I haven't really decided. The reason is that there are some things that other controllers do better. I'll just point out a few personal pros and cons (in my opinion)
-Gamecube - Good: Shape, feel in hand. Stick response is good. Bad: I don't like the button placement. I like the classic 4 buttons the same size in diamond shape.
-Playstation - Good: Symmetric, face and top buttons are responsive. Bad: The D-pad really needs some work (I haven't tried PS4 yet). I played the classic Street Fighter II on PS2 and had trouble executing the moves perfectly.
-X-Box: XBox360 has concave stick and trigger buttons feel great. Bad: The original Xbox controller is terrible all around. One of the worst. XBox360 controller has a horrible D-pad too. I don't like the placement either, I would swap the left stick and d-pad.
-Wii Mote: Good: Turning on it side is pretty cool. Bad: Turning on it side is uncomfortable in hand.
-Wii-Classic: Good: Great shape, great feel, symmetric, okay d-pad, great sticks. Bad: The shoulder/top buttons feel stiff. I played Mario Kart 8 and hopping feels weird with it.
-Wii-Pro Controler U: Good: Great feel, good shoulder buttons, good sticks, great d-pad, buttons feel good. Triggers are a nice addition. Bad: The placement. I don't like the buttons below the stick. I think it should be reversed.
-N64 - Good: Plenty buttons Bad: I don't like this controller at all. It is not as bad as the Original xbox controller however.
User avatar #122 to #117 - thesecretbear (03/09/2015) [-]
Damn right, it molds to your hands.
User avatar #163 to #117 - supervizor (03/09/2015) [-]
They don't want to have a standard controller. They want to try something new with every generation. Despite claims of them recycling games, their consoles are always unique and that's what I love about them.
User avatar #78 - boobpube (03/09/2015) [-]
dat gamecube controller, comfiest controller ever
User avatar #80 to #78 - duskie (03/09/2015) [-]
Damn straight son
User avatar #43 - doctorprofessornv (03/09/2015) [-]
PlayStation: Hit puberty and got boobs, boobs got smaller and hips widened as it got older

Xbox: Started out carefree and silly, then hit middle age and got super serious

Nintendo: Oh **** ***** what are you doing
#51 - nicolascagelover (03/09/2015) [-]
These morphings are 			*******		 awesome
These morphings are ******* awesome
#141 - azroth (03/09/2015) [-]
Nintendo Wavebird, comfiest controller ever, period.
User avatar #192 to #141 - nibbero (03/09/2015) [-]
It's so good. Too bad it doesn't have a rumble pack.
User avatar #142 to #141 - chrisel (03/09/2015) [-]
To be honest, that doesn't look awfully comfie.
User avatar #148 to #142 - azroth (03/09/2015) [-]
you need to feel it, my ****** , the slender plastic fitting perfectly between your fingers while you clickity-clack the octagonal corners of the analog sticks.

It ain't **** that you can simply explain to someone bruh, you need it
User avatar #168 to #148 - desacabose ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I feel you *****
User avatar #150 to #148 - chrisel (03/09/2015) [-]
It just looks clunky. Is it really that good?
User avatar #173 to #151 - chrisel (03/09/2015) [-]
Sorry, I haven't given it a chance (yet) but I want to change that, for real.
User avatar #169 to #150 - azroth (03/09/2015) [-]
It fits in your hand like a sock to a foot
#134 - Fgner (03/09/2015) [-]
I'll never understand breast expansion fantasies.
I'll never understand breast expansion fantasies.
User avatar #3 - darkstone (03/08/2015) [-]
I miss the black and the silver button on the xboz.
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