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Everytime I get summoned. "Summonning" is when someone mentions your username in a comment deep within the website (either on purpose or accident). Wh

"Summonning" is when someone mentions your username in a comment deep within the website You need to login to view this link (either on purpose or accident). Which in turn, gives you a notification at the top of your screen. When you click on the notification, it takes you to the comment thread in which your username was mentioned. In my case, my username being "Umad", I am always summoned to comment threads where people are angry and or fighting with one another.... You dip

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Submitted: 04/17/2015
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#231 - Umad [OP](04/17/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by Umad
MFW all the "Umad?" comments starting flowing in
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User avatar #11 - phenact (04/17/2015) [-]
people only summon me when they misspell phanact
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User avatar #39 to #11 - phanact (04/17/2015) [-]
TFW
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User avatar #174 to #39 - alfonshister ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
And people only summon you when they talk about homosexuals.
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#179 to #178 - alfonshister ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #3 - berengar (04/17/2015) [-]
And there there is unistall, adblock, ablock, and explain. Plus a couple more I can't remember.
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User avatar #91 to #3 - foamytesquirrel (04/17/2015) [-]
whichever
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User avatar #127 to #91 - whichever (04/17/2015) [-]
hi
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User avatar #129 to #3 - whichever (04/17/2015) [-]
what about compared tho
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User avatar #191 to #3 - edgecutter ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
I remember from a while ago there was someone named "tho"
He gets mentioned every time is being lazy and says tho instead of though.
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User avatar #194 to #3 - orkanoidz (04/17/2015) [-]
>helpful
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#114 to #3 - fellatio (04/17/2015) [-]
me
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#115 to #3 - appropriate (04/17/2015) [-]
showered with notifications daily...
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User avatar #184 to #115 - morphodite (04/17/2015) [-]
Do you get a notification for the word "inappropriate"?
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#193 to #184 - anon (04/17/2015) [-]
That is a very appropriate question.
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#289 to #184 - appropriate (04/18/2015) [-]
no
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User avatar #196 to #115 - KillinTime ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
it's only appropriate that you should be notified.
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User avatar #9 to #3 - fourtwentt (04/17/2015) [-]
Don't forget to include europe
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User avatar #49 to #9 - include (04/17/2015) [-]
You thought this was Europe who replied, but it was me Include.
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User avatar #27 to #9 - zerotzallander (04/17/2015) [-]
what about start ?
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User avatar #31 to #27 - fourtwentt (04/17/2015) [-]
Never heard of him but let's not forget corporate and pepperoni yea I mentioned you on non pizza related post, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
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User avatar #52 to #31 - pepperoni (04/17/2015) [-]
You don't know what you have started your ******* cum-guzzling dumpster baby. I bet when your mother first saw you, she cried not out of love but out of loathing for how God could give her such a ****** up child. Also you smell bad.
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User avatar #182 to #52 - biscuitsunited ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Umad?
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User avatar #36 to #35 - fourtwentt (04/17/2015) [-]
ohhh
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User avatar #32 to #31 - zerotzallander (04/17/2015) [-]
I looked him up. He haven't been online since 2013.
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User avatar #55 to #9 - butterduck (04/17/2015) [-]
Don't forget to include include.
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User avatar #209 to #55 - include (04/17/2015) [-]
I included myself
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#93 to #4 - ohayougozaimasu (04/17/2015) [-]
A cube is greater than "Stop"?
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User avatar #96 to #93 - medxforme ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
ablock is greater than adblock
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User avatar #37 to #4 - valigar ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Shots fired
RIght? this is supposed to mean that ablock is greater than adblock, right?
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#46 - vorarephilia (04/17/2015) [-]
MFW I get mentioned.
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#41 - scant (04/17/2015) [-]
I'm only ever summoned when people are trying to sound intelligent in their comments.
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User avatar #225 to #41 - tumblrtard (04/17/2015) [-]
I'm only ever summoned by racist, sexist, homophobic bigots who refer to everyone who disagrees with them with a derogatory term.
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#122 to #41 - fomkin (04/17/2015) [-]
I've no ******* clue what scant means
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User avatar #134 to #122 - datblkkid (04/17/2015) [-]
I think it means little or small when referring to the amount of resources/information present. Like when someone tries to prove that PC gamers are happier than console gamers purposeful trigger here or that a new drug causes autism despite not having enough information.

Dictionary.com definition: adv;
1) barely sufficient in amount or quantity; not abundant; almost inadequate.
2) limited; meager; not large
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#137 to #134 - fomkin (04/17/2015) [-]
Already googled it, but thanks anyway
Already googled it, but thanks anyway
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User avatar #185 to #41 - balderdash (04/17/2015) [-]
I feel your pain
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#57 to #41 - zerotzallander (04/17/2015) [-]
Well ain't you scant huh?
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User avatar #60 to #57 - scant (04/17/2015) [-]
I rest my case
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#78 - meringueluka ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
i never get summoned. although i guess it's my fault for ******* up luka's name.
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#215 to #78 - anon (04/17/2015) [-]
Maybe nobody wants to summon you
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#158 to #78 - feupy (04/17/2015) [-]
It's still something sweet.
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#26 - maxpaynenarration (04/17/2015) [-]
Like Satan himself, I seemed to only be summoned to spew my scotched-down wisdom for the masses. I guess people like hearing my voice echoing through the glass. Sitting at the bar like I did, rooted to the spot, it seems that the only time people wanted my attention was to divert their attention away from the *********** . I felt proud that I made people happy, if only for a little while.
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#73 - dangercliff (04/17/2015) [-]
When I walked into this content thinking the title was about Dark Souls
When I walked into this content thinking the title was about Dark Souls
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#74 to #73 - Umad [OP](04/17/2015) [-]
Well I mean **** bruh, it could be Love me some Dark Souls
Well I mean **** bruh, it could be
Love me some Dark Souls
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#76 to #75 - Umad [OP](04/17/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#25 - mudkipftw (04/17/2015) [-]
MFW I'm only mentioned in comments that get deleted by the time I see them
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#28 to #25 - zerotzallander (04/17/2015) [-]
It was a mass mention.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - mudkipftw (04/17/2015) [-]
Still feels good, man
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User avatar #30 to #29 - zerotzallander (04/17/2015) [-]
Oh well.. I rarely get mentions anyways.
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#33 to #30 - mudkipftw (04/17/2015) [-]
Zerotzallander

Live the dream, my friend
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#34 to #33 - zerotzallander (04/17/2015) [-]
To be honest. I quite like the pop sound from notifications.
To be honest. I quite like the pop sound from notifications.
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#232 - anotherponyaccount (04/17/2015) [-]
I only get summoned for TFBP things DeathclawRulez MightyPoggers Fazbear Electricwulf Stoicnick vgoo Skelletorexplains
I only get summoned for TFBP things
DeathclawRulez
MightyPoggers
Fazbear
Electricwulf
Stoicnick
vgoo
Skelletorexplains
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User avatar #294 to #232 - anotherponyaccount (04/18/2015) [-]
skeletorexplains
**** there was only one l
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#234 to #232 - electricwulf (04/17/2015) [-]
nothing stops this hype train
nothing stops this hype train
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#254 to #252 - anotherponyaccount (04/17/2015) [-]
I wonder what happened to Fighterpedia Billy
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#257 to #254 - vgoo (04/17/2015) [-]
Legend has it he's still in the Shame Car to this day, paving the roads with salt for all eternity.
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#259 to #257 - anotherponyaccount (04/17/2015) [-]
plz no Billy
I've been looking for punisher clothes lately because of Matt
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#260 to #259 - vgoo (04/17/2015) [-]
>Punisher clothes >Not America step it up pleb
>Punisher clothes
>Not America
step it up pleb
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#261 to #260 - anotherponyaccount (04/17/2015) [-]
Best I can get is thongs Flip-flops with the most ******* 'Straya flag on em
I'm Aussie, we have too much crap with our flag on it
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#264 to #261 - vgoo (04/17/2015) [-]
I see. So hows SuperPrison been lately?
I see.

So hows SuperPrison been lately?
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#273 to #264 - anotherponyaccount (04/18/2015) [-]
It's alright cunt I'm sorry, it's just genetics
It's alright cunt I'm sorry, it's just genetics
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User avatar #296 to #264 - anotherponyaccount (04/18/2015) [-]
How's....America I'm gonna guess
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#300 to #296 - vgoo (04/18/2015) [-]
America is amazing as always.
America is amazing as always.
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#256 to #232 - DeathclawRulez (04/17/2015) [-]
Your summoning list get's bigger every time i see it.
Your summoning list get's bigger every time i see it.
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User avatar #258 to #256 - anotherponyaccount (04/17/2015) [-]
I keep a Word doc
I like having new friends
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#286 to #232 - stoicnick (04/18/2015) [-]
i like the list size increase
i like the list size increase
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#293 to #286 - anotherponyaccount (04/18/2015) [-]
I started keeping track so when I get a Best Friends shirt I can summon everyone and nobody is left out I hope it's soon
I started keeping track so when I get a Best Friends shirt I can summon everyone and nobody is left out
I hope it's soon
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#303 to #293 - stoicnick (04/19/2015) [-]
i've considered getting a bestfriends shirt but then people'll be like, why is there some guy with a hat and an angry bald lerprachaun on your shirt
i've considered getting a bestfriends shirt but then people'll be like, why is there some guy with a hat and an angry bald lerprachaun on your shirt
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User avatar #304 to #303 - anotherponyaccount (04/19/2015) [-]
Just scream "Because it's the hypest **** " at them
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User avatar #305 to #304 - stoicnick (04/19/2015) [-]
i'll remind them to drop their shield too
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User avatar #306 to #305 - anotherponyaccount (04/19/2015) [-]
That's the spirit
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#287 to #232 - fazbear (04/18/2015) [-]
Two Best Friends is best YouTube 5-ever.
Two Best Friends is best YouTube 5-ever.
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User avatar #224 - volcanicdiarrhea (04/17/2015) [-]
I'm always a bit concerned when I get summoned.
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User avatar #80 - maresh (04/17/2015) [-]
I am never sumonned, i would have to be much more active for people to even start remembering my name
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User avatar #86 to #80 - dajewishmankey ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
I'll remember yours if you remember mine.
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User avatar #88 to #86 - maresh (04/17/2015) [-]
easy peasy, not many jewish mankeys in my neighbourhood
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#2 - fazbear (04/17/2015) [-]
I usually just get summoned to FNaF stuff, which is good because that's my whole shtick.
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#269 - shenro (04/18/2015) [-]
pootakka and equinoxxa i summon thee!
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#271 to #269 - pootakka (04/18/2015) [-]
Woooo what do I win?
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#120 - meatygoodness (04/17/2015) [-]
Got summoned, made new friend, life ain't so bad
Got summoned, made new friend, life ain't so bad
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#128 to #120 - onipure (04/17/2015) [-]
oh hey there friend <3
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#131 to #128 - meatygoodness (04/17/2015) [-]
A mixture of excitement and disgust rushes through me like a bowel movement. On the one hand, it's onipure. On the other, it's this **** again.
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#132 to #131 - onipure (04/17/2015) [-]
i love you and always will &lt;3 i maby get to excited when i se your name in the comments of a content
i love you and always will <3 i maby get to excited when i se your name in the comments of a content
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#166 to #132 - meatygoodness (04/17/2015) [-]
I'll never like that picture, but I like what I associate with it
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#90 - talked ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
I WANT to reply to my mentions... but...
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User avatar #94 to #90 - nightwolfv (04/17/2015) [-]
i thought you would want to be talked about?
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#285 - brawnyjavo ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
I have yet to get summoned.
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#295 to #285 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Brawnyjavo
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#297 to #295 - brawnyjavo ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #228 - pootakka (04/17/2015) [-]
Aaaaaand I belong on the "Never gets summoned" list.
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User avatar #237 to #228 - thegamegestapo (04/17/2015) [-]
My name is also not commonly used in normal vocabularies.
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User avatar #241 to #228 - equinoxxa (04/17/2015) [-]
Also a member of the 'Never Gets Summoned' master race.
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User avatar #223 - chucknorrisisreal ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Good thing nobody talks about Chuck Norris anymore...
I've never been mentioned
I wish I had my old account
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