Everything was okay.. Until the air nation took up most of my DAMNED CHIP BAG. 4 ELEMENTS OF LIFE
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#10 - misterinvert (02/23/2014) [+] (17 replies)
#38 - equestriaman (02/23/2014) [-]
By your powers combined
#47 - alphagex (02/23/2014) [-]
What about the Fifth element?
User avatar #41 - DoktorHax (02/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Pretty sure its beans, bacon, whiskey and lard.
User avatar #36 - SteyrAUG (02/23/2014) [-]
Well, if you really want to get into it, the large amount of "air" in the bag is there to protect the chips in the same way that bubble wrap protects a package you get from amazon. Sure, they could have shipped it to you in a smaller box, and probably saved you maybe at most a dollar on postage, but your product would have a higher likelihood of being damaged when it arrived. So do you think having all the chips crushed into dust in the bag is worth having a little bit less "air"? Also, the gas in the bags is pure nitrogen, which does not react or oxidize and keeps the chips from going stale.

Tl;dr the nitrogen in the bags keeps the chips from being crushed as well as keeping them fresh so the end user can enjoy the chips instead of opening each bag to find a large amount of stale chip-dust.
#34 - nibbero (02/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Oh hey... Big Zam.
#31 - Absolute Madman (02/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was drinking a beer but, everything changed when the firenation attacked...
#32 to #31 - Elemental (02/23/2014) [-]
I'm currently on my third beer and now I'm sad because I want chips.
Maybe I'll order pizza.
User avatar #25 - vladhellsing (02/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Earth, fire, water, potato.

Seems legit.
User avatar #43 to #40 - reekballs (02/23/2014) [-]
Dont you know how twitch plays pokemon works? It's literally a twitch stream of the first pokemon game with THOUSANDS of people playing it, entering commands in the chat. This leads to them accidentally using the helix fossil in unapporpriate times
User avatar #2 - listerthepessimist (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
By 'Classic' do they mean 'Potato'?
User avatar #35 - krasnogvardiech (02/23/2014) [-]
Earth or more accurately the dirt in itself contains trillions of microbacteria which is a culture unto itself.
Fire is oxygen reacting to carbon, forming carbon dioxide by way of intense heat generation, spreading heat to its surroundings and thus increasing pressure within its environment depending to scale.
Water contains uncountable amounts of dead things and smaller, lesser microbacteria as well as trace amounts of raw minerals eroded away from its surroundings.
Sliced, fried and salted potatoes don't do anything.

I do not see how these match.
User avatar #30 - telmarine (02/23/2014) [-]
but then there was Fire, and with fire came Disparity.
User avatar #4 - exceeding ONLINE (02/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i thought fire was a chemical reaction not an element
#3 - Absolute Madman (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
k, enjoy your stale crumbs, when they stop filling them with gas.
User avatar #1 - konradkurze (02/22/2014) [-]
reference to that bags of chips are mostly air?
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