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User avatar #15 - prohibullion (04/26/2015) [-]
**prohibullion used "*roll cah answer*"**
**prohibullion rolls AIDS** There will be a _____ in my future.
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#205 to #15 - iamthelaww has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #212 to #15 - dodomut (04/28/2015) [-]
**dodomut used "*roll cah answer*"**
**dodomut rolls Quivering jowls.**
User avatar #141 to #15 - catsbats (04/27/2015) [-]
There will be a _____ in my future. *roll cah answer*
User avatar #145 to #141 - carnivoreapples (04/27/2015) [-]
**carnivoreapples used "*roll cah answer*"**
**carnivoreapples rolls Anime figures drenched in jizz.**
User avatar #146 to #145 - catsbats (04/27/2015) [-]
WELL, **** .
User avatar #142 to #141 - catsbats (04/27/2015) [-]
well, **** .
User avatar #198 to #15 - juaneljalapeno (04/27/2015) [-]
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**juaneljalapeno rolls An angry mob with torches and pitchforks.**
There wil be __________ in my future
#96 to #15 - saynothing (04/27/2015) [-]
 
User avatar #178 to #96 - zaxzwim ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
oh
#69 to #15 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
Get rekt faggot
#147 to #15 - tarabostes (04/27/2015) [-]
Don't worry they'll help you lose weight!
User avatar #98 to #15 - llpanic (04/27/2015) [-]
**llpanic used "*roll cah answer*"**
**llpanic rolls Fetal alcohol syndrome.** There will be _____ in my future
User avatar #107 to #15 - furiousmarshmellow (04/27/2015) [-]
**furiousmarshmellow used "*roll cah answer*"**
**furiousmarshmellow rolls A slightly ******** parallel universe.** There will be a _____ in my future.
User avatar #44 to #15 - roguehazzard (04/26/2015) [-]
**roguehazzard used "*roll cah answer*"**
**roguehazzard rolls Italians.** There will be _____ in my future.
User avatar #72 to #44 - runescapewasgood (04/27/2015) [-]
scary
User avatar #95 to #72 - lecorbi (04/27/2015) [-]
hes gonna play mario kart thats all
User avatar #109 to #95 - imdan (04/27/2015) [-]
Thats even worse
User avatar #66 to #15 - sonnyboii (04/27/2015) [-]
**sonnyboii used "*roll cah answer*"**
**sonnyboii rolls Leveling up.**
There will be _____ in my future.
User avatar #73 to #66 - runescapewasgood (04/27/2015) [-]
Jagex has blessed you.
#115 to #15 - rihardololz (04/27/2015) [-]
**rihardololz used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rihardololz rolls Horny catgirls.** There will be a _____ in my future.
#117 to #115 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
you lucky bastard
#20 to #15 - justleav ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Dont worry, its only "a aids" so its only one, you aight
Dont worry, its only "a aids" so its only one, you aight
#36 - biebergotswag (04/26/2015) [-]
i mean, if he actually knew the loto number, why the hell would he tell you instead of buying the ticket for himself.
User avatar #187 to #36 - TheBobby (04/27/2015) [-]
maybe because it wasnt the lotto number dumbass
User avatar #203 to #187 - zwaxor (04/27/2015) [-]
Hypothetical, HE'S BEING HYPOTHETICAL
User avatar #213 to #203 - TheBobby (04/28/2015) [-]
There is no hypothetical in this situation. Hypothetical situations are "what if's." There is no "what if" here because we know that the psychic gave him the number and we know that it wasn't the lotto number.
User avatar #214 to #213 - zwaxor (04/29/2015) [-]
This was exactly a 'what if' situation. Biebergotswag knew full well that the psychic didn't know the lotto numbers, but IF he had, hypothetically, it would've been stupid to give them away instead of buying the ticket for himself.
User avatar #215 to #214 - TheBobby (05/01/2015) [-]
youre right i ****** up. im gonna go kill myself. goodbye funnyjunk
#208 to #36 - tils (04/27/2015) [-]
hen kin kun gøre di wed andre in ham silv
#38 to #36 - anon (04/26/2015) [-]
THIS!!!! I hate people who take physics seriously. Physics, shamans, prophets, and televangelists are all con artists.
User avatar #55 to #38 - anonefgthree ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Yeah dude, I hate physics. Gravity is so fake
#118 to #38 - napsterfreak ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
physics are assholes
#39 to #38 - anon (04/26/2015) [-]
THIS!!!! I hate faggots who do THIS!!!! Go kill yourself
#41 to #39 - anon (04/26/2015) [-]
Anon is saying that to better express himself. Cool off.
#75 to #41 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
Dude..Get the joke...Its PSYchic! not PHYsics
#78 to #75 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
I think I replied to the wrong person..The line thing is still confusing even years in FJ...
-16
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#77 to #67 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
hey hey hey! I like this dude or dudette! Ignoring the Biebness, he is kinda cool...
User avatar #79 to #77 - fyaq ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
no you arent.

and its pathetic you went anon for this...
#136 to #79 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
I like him when he isn't being a piece of **** .
#87 to #79 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
Dude 47 likes for him or her...that says something! I ain't the only one!
User avatar #63 to #36 - PebbleBinder (04/27/2015) [-]
wait, so you're a thing again?
User avatar #171 to #36 - helterskeletor (04/27/2015) [-]
This is the only time ive ever seen you get greens
User avatar #197 to #171 - biebergotswag (04/27/2015) [-]
i get greens a lot of times, just look at my level.
User avatar #209 to #197 - helterskeletor (04/27/2015) [-]
This is the first time I myself have seen it though
User avatar #68 to #36 - dasbrot ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
You raise a valid point, faggot.

Welcome back. Good to see you again.
#139 - hellpwnage (04/27/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah answer*"**
**hellpwnage rolls Lotto Money.** There will be _____ in my future.
#166 to #139 - tarabostes (04/27/2015) [-]
WHAT THE **** MAN?? THAT ROLL WAS WISHED BY GOD I TELL YA! GO PLAY SUM RITE NOW HELLIE!!!
#144 to #139 - totalytito (04/27/2015) [-]
I suggest you start buying Lotto tickets my brudda
I suggest you start buying Lotto tickets my brudda
User avatar #90 - imagnetsux (04/27/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll cah answer*"**
**imagnetsux rolls A micropenis.** there will be ___ in my future
#129 to #90 - sociocat (04/27/2015) [-]
but you have one now
User avatar #173 to #129 - shorea (04/27/2015) [-]
the other one is probably going in his ass.
#58 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
The artist is named Sergio Aragóns. This comic first appeared in Mad Magazine.
Now back to your regularly scheduled rollathon.
User avatar #188 to #58 - mikegarrova (04/27/2015) [-]
Aragonés
User avatar #102 to #58 - betastory (04/27/2015) [-]
I still get the issues (:
User avatar #45 - roguehazzard (04/26/2015) [-]
**roguehazzard used "*roll cah answer*"**
**roguehazzard rolls Vehicular manslaughter.** There will be _____ in my future.
#46 to #45 - roguehazzard (04/26/2015) [-]
I guess my future's gonna crash and burn.
I guess my future's gonna crash and burn.
#50 to #46 - isolovegames (04/26/2015) [-]
Doesn't say anything about getting caught now does it?
#52 to #50 - roguehazzard (04/26/2015) [-]
wat?
wat?
User avatar #53 to #52 - isolovegames (04/26/2015) [-]
It didn't say anything about you getting caught after the vehicular manslaughter.
User avatar #54 to #53 - roguehazzard (04/26/2015) [-]
oh
User avatar #84 - soopergrover (04/27/2015) [-]
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**soopergrover rolls Cards Against Humanity.**

There will be ____ in my future.
User avatar #85 to #84 - soopergrover (04/27/2015) [-]
Well **** .
User avatar #103 to #84 - artyomthebadass (04/27/2015) [-]
wait...what
User avatar #86 to #84 - soopergrover (04/27/2015) [-]
Maybe I should start a game
#62 - corps (04/27/2015) [-]
The easiest way to win the lottery is to use the numbers "4 8 15 16 23 42"   
   
 You should probably avoid flying on airplanes afterward though
The easiest way to win the lottery is to use the numbers "4 8 15 16 23 42"

You should probably avoid flying on airplanes afterward though
#151 to #62 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
WE HAVE TO GO BACK!
User avatar #167 to #62 - owmowmow (04/27/2015) [-]
This guy has balls of ******* steel, he's so casual about it as well.
#65 to #62 - penmertens (04/27/2015) [-]
I understood that reference   
 It became garbage after season 3
I understood that reference
It became garbage after season 3
#106 to #65 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
God damn
I hate people
with opinions
different than mine
User avatar #140 to #65 - muzikmafia (04/27/2015) [-]
I agree with your gif but not your words
#112 to #65 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
Also, during the time the show aired many people won using those numbers. So many in fact that in Cali there was an investigation for fraud... until it was realized that so many people won that jackpot with those numbers because of a TV show.
#196 to #65 - Eichimaru (04/27/2015) [-]
What show is he talking about?
#202 to #196 - memolia (04/27/2015) [-]
Lost (2004-2010)
Lost (2004-2010)
#51 - isolovegames (04/26/2015) [-]
**isolovegames used "*roll cah answer*"**
**isolovegames rolls God Hates You** I went to jail because I _____________
User avatar #59 to #51 - nyxeos ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
**nyxeos used "*roll cah answer*"**
**nyxeos rolls Pee Wee Herman.** <I killed someone with this
User avatar #60 to #59 - isolovegames (04/27/2015) [-]
Jesus man....
#61 to #60 - nyxeos ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
It's the best way, really.
#174 - badboyscout ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #180 to #174 - luwak (04/27/2015) [-]
did you draw this or is it part of it?!
User avatar #181 to #180 - badboyscout ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
I edited the comic and partially drew it in photoshop
User avatar #192 to #174 - Awesomecarrot (04/27/2015) [-]
Incredible edit
User avatar #193 to #192 - badboyscout ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Thanks!
#186 - theycallmesatan (04/27/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image**
#101 - joethebeast (04/27/2015) [-]
MAD magazine, I have the issue that comic is in
#116 to #101 - bwiedieter (04/27/2015) [-]
MAD has always been THE best... but then we stopped getting copies over here in Germany, and soon, I lost it out of sight and mind. I´ll open up my old stash, see whatever I find!
#124 to #101 - corps (04/27/2015) [-]
Have this.  I love this gif.
Have this. I love this gif.
User avatar #81 - verrek (04/27/2015) [-]
**verrek used "*roll cah answer*"**
**verrek rolls Enormous Scandinavian women.**
#82 to #81 - verrek (04/27/2015) [-]
Could be worse.
Could be worse.
#152 - winchestersexplain (04/27/2015) [-]
**winchestersexplain used "*roll cah answer*"****winchestersexplain rolls Pedophiles.** There will be ____ in my future.
**winchestersexplain used "*roll cah answer*"**
**winchestersexplain rolls Pedophiles.** There will be ____ in my future.
#155 to #152 - winchestersexplain (04/27/2015) [-]
Damnit.
Damnit.
#177 to #155 - zaucroya (04/27/2015) [-]
&gt;Later talking to Castiel
>Later talking to Castiel
#113 - ZenMacros (04/27/2015) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll cah answer*"**
**ZenMacros rolls Elderly Japanese men.**
>tfw ____ in my future.
#168 to #113 - tarabostes (04/27/2015) [-]
Is this you?
Coz i see a lot of old men coming onto you in trains then!
User avatar #92 - cookiecoketwo (04/27/2015) [-]
**cookiecoketwo used "*Roll cah answer*"**
**cookiecoketwo rolls Pooping back and forth. Forever.** there will be ___ in my future
User avatar #2 - vorarephilia (04/26/2015) [-]
**vorarephilia used "*roll 1, 00000-99999*"**
**vorarephilia rolls 19,049** its worth a shot
User avatar #70 to #2 - maybelline (04/27/2015) [-]
**maybelline used "*roll 1, 0-99999*"**
**maybelline rolls 11,984**
indeed it is
User avatar #74 to #2 - runescapewasgood (04/27/2015) [-]
**runescapewasgood used "*roll 1, 00000-99999*"**
**runescapewasgood rolls 20,309**

why did you get thumbs for this
#105 to #74 - vorarephilia (04/27/2015) [-]
**vorarephilia used "*roll picture*"**
**vorarephilia rolled image** I've plugged in a few thousand hours on this website over the time ive been here. I have learned to not question it.
User avatar #97 to #2 - elsanna (04/27/2015) [-]
**elsanna used "*roll 1, 00000-99999*"**
**elsanna rolls 68,173**

I've never even rolled trips.
#4 to #2 - fazbear ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
**fazbear used "*roll 1, 00000-99999*"**
**fazbear rolls 09,518**
Check 'em.
User avatar #156 - hoophooted (04/27/2015) [-]
**hoophooted used "*roll cah answer*"**
**hoophooted rolls Bad dubbing.** Alright, I'll play. There will be lots and lots of _____ in my future.
User avatar #89 - derpyhuman (04/27/2015) [-]
**derpyhuman used "*roll cah answer*"**
**derpyhuman rolls That ass.** There will be ____ in my future.
User avatar #76 - shrektheogre (04/27/2015) [-]
**shrektheogre used "*roll cah answer*"**
**shrektheogre rolls Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.** There will be _____ in my future.
User avatar #80 to #76 - sirnigga (04/27/2015) [-]
its all oger now
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