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#5 - legitkebab (11/16/2015) [-]
just test the detonator and you're good
User avatar #62 to #5 - luderix (11/16/2015) [-]
Now this I can relate to
User avatar #2 - theruse (11/15/2015) [-]
I remember seeing this video about these would-be suicide bombers accidentally blowing themselves up in their shack because they didn't remember daylight savings.
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#32 to #24 - angelooo (11/16/2015) [-]
"NOOOOOO"
"NOOOOOO"
#4 - solarisofcelestia (11/15/2015) [-]
They might just fall for it.
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User avatar #85 to #4 - profanitizer (11/16/2015) [-]
This picture again. Why the **** is it "muslim"? I thought FJ hated Arab's and Immigrants, not an entire religion.
User avatar #86 to #85 - solarisofcelestia (11/16/2015) [-]
>>#10, Please have a look at #10.
User avatar #87 to #86 - profanitizer (11/16/2015) [-]
So,what? FJ bashes Islam because it has less rights than someone's race? So what about " *********** "?
Pic related, It's what I think the picture should say, becasue Immigrants are just filthy assholes
#89 to #87 - profanitizer (11/16/2015) [-]
Aaaaand I forgot the picture.
User avatar #90 to #87 - solarisofcelestia (11/16/2015) [-]
You did read #10 right? A human race is a sub-set of people. People can be members of a race. People have human rights. A religion is a belief system, it's all ideas. Ideas aren't people. There for ideas don't have the same right that people are entitled to. Therefore I can criticize an idea/religion all I want without technically being racist.
#91 to #90 - profanitizer (11/16/2015) [-]
Why do you think I'm calling you racist? . I'm wondering why you're criticizing Islam. I don't care if its technically not racist, I want to know why you think all Muslims are *************** . Is it because they don't have the same beliefs as you? Is it because some Muslim hates you or you hate some Muslim? All the information you have given me is that you can criticize the religion freely without technically being racist,I want to know WHY you're criticizing Islam.
#92 to #91 - solarisofcelestia (11/16/2015) [-]
I don't like its messages, dogma, and results. The recent effect it has had in the world is very bad. The things it teaches are generally bad for people, especially the ones who aren't Muslim.
Normally I couldn't care less about the dietary restrictions of other religions, but for some reason they want to impose it on non-Muslims. Not being allowed to eat pork and drink alcohol is a dumb rule and was imposed for asinine reasons. Their treatment of women is also something I'm against. And their prophet, a supposedly perfect human being, was a pedophile.
User avatar #25 to #4 - therealfeminist (11/16/2015) [-]
Complete unoriginal racism is now okay? ******* seriously FJ?
User avatar #34 to #25 - cannibalvegan (11/16/2015) [-]
How can one be racist towards muslims?
#54 to #34 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
For most people on here muslim = arab. You dont hear people talking about Asian muslims on here ever do you?
User avatar #55 to #54 - arandomanon ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
Arabia is in Asia, though....
#57 to #55 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
Eh, its a subcontinent but the far majority of people talk about Asia and the Middle East as separate regions split at Pakistan. Im referring to the majority muslim populations in places like Indonesia and Malaysia
User avatar #58 to #57 - arandomanon ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
>it's a subcontinent.
That's like saying India is not Asia because it's a subcontinent. I know what do you mean but I think being more accurate is not a bad thing.

There are muslims everywhere, Europe, far East, Africa... and even when people often think muslim = arab, they are plain wrong (not even Turks are arabs). Just like they are wrong if they think Near East is not Asia.
#59 to #58 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
And with muslims all over the world, interpretations of Islam vary wildly. In Saudi Arabia women are treated horrifically, but in turkey theres been a far higher proportion of women in government than the US, for example.
User avatar #60 to #59 - arandomanon ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
I'm well aware. Saudi Arabia promotes the most extremist interpretation of Islam (Wahabism) and one of the reasons ISIS and Al-Qaeda exist is because of Arabia Saudi.
Considering how many different interpretations there are about the Bible, it's not something to be confused about to see how many different interpretations (and its differences) there are about the Quran. Specially since the Quran is more cryptic than the Bible.
#63 to #60 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
Yes, and hence why when people complain about Muslims theyre usually just referring to those with extremist interpretations. They shouldnt all be put under the same umbrella.
User avatar #77 to #54 - cannibalvegan (11/16/2015) [-]
Now you're just being racist, just because someone is a muslim doesn't mean they're brown.
User avatar #71 to #54 - askafj (11/16/2015) [-]
Implying that the middle east isn't in Asia.
User avatar #52 to #25 - onionsam (11/16/2015) [-]
since when is being muslim a race? ideas are fair game for scrutiny and criticism
User avatar #74 to #52 - bigmanfifty (11/16/2015) [-]
Discriminating against someone because of the colour of their skin or because of their religion is not the same thing.

But it is just as stupid.
#38 to #25 - jettom (11/16/2015) [-]
Yes. Yes it is.
User avatar #61 to #25 - yunnie (11/16/2015) [-]
******* retard racism is a crime and crime is for black people
User avatar #45 to #25 - duelknight (11/16/2015) [-]
There was a stage where it wasn't okay?
#40 to #25 - daemonicdemeanor (11/16/2015) [-]
**daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**I love how saying I hate Muslims or I hate Jews is racist. Nothing racist about I hate Christians, though. Personally if you let me know that you are any of these within 3 days of meeting you, I hate you. Didn't know I could cut myself with my own edge.
#41 to #40 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
That just sounds completely retarded... the religions aren't a race.

a black guy can be a Jew, or a Christian, or a Muslim.

and you can pick which one. I can't just choose to be latino tomorrow.

**** this
#46 to #41 - daemonicdemeanor (11/16/2015) [-]
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**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**Idk if you realized, that was the point. If I said "I hate Jews," I'm instantly super racist. If I say, "I hate Christians," I'm just autistic.
User avatar #48 to #46 - jbboys (11/16/2015) [-]
"roll picture* Sad but true.
#49 to #48 - jbboys (11/16/2015) [-]
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**jbboys rolled image** rip
User avatar #7 to #4 - pleebnutbubber (11/16/2015) [-]
Come on man. At least try to hide your racism
#20 to #7 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
>Muslim
>Race

u wot m8?
User avatar #37 to #7 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
Fact of the day:

Islam is an abhorrent religion entirely based on solving all of its problems through war and other methods of violence. It does not encourage the quest for knowledge and understanding of our world and it in fact encourages the destruction of it to see itself spread across the world.

**** Islam.
#73 to #37 - rexxxar (11/16/2015) [-]
that is not a fact..
that is your subjective view, which is quite unfounded in truth

While Europe was plunged into the Dark Ages, during early middleage, Islamic middleeast where a shining beacon of intellectualism, our modern math? Originated largely in the middle-east... Early surgery? Middle-east... Philosophy? Middle-east too....
What did christian Europe do? tried solving all our prbolems with warfare, crusades and destruction, to spread ourselves as far as possible....

That it is different today has nothing to do with the religion itself, but the people using it.

The largest muslim country in the world, is Indonesia which happens to also be the 2nd or 3rd biggest democracy in the world, and despite being inhabited by 249 mio. people, is not militaristic or aggressive towards surrounding countries....

so in short: saying a religion is bad ourely based on a few extremists use of said religion is completely ******** , and you should feel ashamed. Way to use the same generalizing arguments we always flame SJWs for...
User avatar #84 to #73 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
>While Europe was plunged into the Dark Ages, during early middleage, Islamic middleeast where a shining beacon of intellectualism, our modern math? Originated largely in the middle-east... Early surgery? Middle-east... Philosophy? Middle-east too....

Which wasn't a result of Islam, but rather stability created through war and expansion which gave way for brilliant minds to create new ideas. They didn't do what they did as a result of their beliefs but ultimately because they were intelligent and curious enough to do so.

Also, I hate to burst your bubble, but you should stop buying into the whole "oh Europe was terrible there was no progress in the 'dark' ages." Reality is technology and science was progressing, as well as the arts and culture. It was quite impressive when you consider Europe just entered a society collapse and breakup.

>The largest muslim country in the world, is Indonesia which happens to also be the 2nd or 3rd biggest democracy in the world, and despite being inhabited by 249 mio. people, is not militaristic or aggressive towards surrounding countries....

Using Indonesia as your golden child...seriously? They have had and still do incredibly large amounts of human rights violations and are still going through a legislative conflict on religious tolerances of religious minorities.

>so in short: saying a religion is bad ourely based on a few extremists use of said religion is completely ********

It's not a few extremists, it's a few extremists and a **** ton of people that follow the same variations of Islamic belief that do this **** . It's a LOT of people and it has its roots in the cultural bonding that is Islam.



>What did christian Europe do? tried solving all our prbolems with warfare, crusades and destruction, to spread ourselves as far as possible....

It's almost like we have a reoccurring theme here...that religion is one of many causes of conflict.
User avatar #95 to #84 - kattbajs (11/17/2015) [-]
Let's pretend that everything you said is 100% true. WHAT DOES THAT CHANGE?!?!? Nothing. And you talk about the crusades. What exacly are the crusades? It was a defence against muslims attacking so they attacked back. Threw them back to the middleeast. And before you say muslims are only angry form usa/russia ******* up in the middleeast. You love to talk about history. So there we go. Crusades. And please go read the quran. Read the bible compare them. Jesus a retarded hippie. Muhammad a pedophile warlord. Cristians are 1000x bitter than muslims. You know why? Islam and cristianety is not the same. It's like saying a fluffy kitty is the same as a mecalion that will exterminate the world. Both are catlike afterall. And that´s just RETARDED. Just like you!And no that's not a adhominem. It's just a observation of what you said. And that's retarded. And i don't give a **** about the downthumbs. But what i do know is that allot of people on FJ are bigots. And so are you. Why? You are one. You ignore evidence to live in some regressive SJW bubble. **** YOU!
User avatar #96 to #95 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
You realise I am arguing against Islam, right?

You are a total ******* retard. Please, do the world a favor and hang yourself.
User avatar #97 to #96 - kattbajs (11/17/2015) [-]
Was going to reply to the rex guy
#8 to #7 - solarisofcelestia (11/16/2015) [-]
Come on, man. At least try to hide your SJW inclinations.
User avatar #9 to #8 - pleebnutbubber (11/16/2015) [-]
Has the FJ hivemind really penetrated your mind so deeply that what i said qualifies as SJW-tier?

Thinking it's not cool to post a picture that depicts all muslims as violent and brainless is just ******* common sense dude.
User avatar #36 to #9 - StewieGGriffin (11/16/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk is becoming much like Tumblr where they just follow the thumbs and don't actually think for themselves, similar to how Tumblr just goes with tahts popular. The comment section in many race/religion posts are cringy worth at best, disgusting at its worst.
#10 to #9 - solarisofcelestia (11/16/2015) [-]
It isn't technically racist. Racism applies to hatred of people based on their race. Objection to a religion is an objection to ideas. Ideas don't have the same rights as human beings. Therefore I can criticize and bash a religion as much as I want.

Funny thing is. If the picture was something along the lines of "How to make a Christian" you wouldn't have even used the term 'racism'.
#26 to #10 - billburr (11/16/2015) [-]
I dunno, they do seem to hate all brown people.
Tell a Sikh who gets beat up by ignorant hillbillys that it isn't about race
User avatar #11 to #10 - pleebnutbubber (11/16/2015) [-]
You're right that racism was not the right term to use there. I misspoke or mistyped, or whatever .

And I kind of understand where you're coming from. I don't really like religion, but my problem with the picture is that it isn't insulting the idea of islam, it's insulting the muslims themselves & there's a big difference there.
User avatar #12 to #11 - solarisofcelestia (11/16/2015) [-]
Calling violent fanatics dumb. Seems reasonable to me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - pleebnutbubber (11/16/2015) [-]
There's over a billion muslims in the world. If you really think they're all terrorists, then you're part of the problem.
#31 to #13 - solarisofcelestia (11/16/2015) [-]
Does this make you feel better?
User avatar #88 to #31 - therealtjthemedic (11/16/2015) [-]
Yes. That is infinitely better.
User avatar #14 to #13 - solarisofcelestia (11/16/2015) [-]
Ben Shapiro: The Myth of the Tiny Radical Muslim Minority Not all of them are terrorists. But there is an abnormally high percentage of them who are radical.
User avatar #16 to #14 - masterboll (11/16/2015) [-]
"b-but correlation means causation"
#17 to #14 - drumandbass (11/16/2015) [-]
Oh look, you must be a serial killer who eats people. I saw other white people in the news who did it [/sarcasm]so you must be a ******* piece of human garbage you ******* cunt. I'm happy these idiots ****** **** up in france now i don't have to actually think "who's a ******* useless piece of **** " nooooo, they just pop right into your eyes and scream "MY MOTHER HAD SEX WITH HIS BROTHER SO ME WAS CAME HURRDURRR"
User avatar #69 to #14 - luqmanr (11/16/2015) [-]
wanting sharia law = radicalism? the only way to count radicalism is to count the number of muslim terrorists. Thumb me down however you want FJ, but i believe this video is misleading
User avatar #15 to #14 - stilch ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
The sad thing is, even the non-radical ones oppress entire peoples just because they look, think, act differently. If someone is a true muslim, AKA follows the quran as it should, then i agree with your original picture 100%.
#18 to #15 - drumandbass (11/16/2015) [-]
O ye that reject Faith! I worship not that which ye worship, Nor will ye worship that which I worship. And I will not worship that which ye have been wont to worship, Nor will ye worship that which I worship. To you be your Way, and to me mine. (The Noble Quran, 109:1-6)

User avatar #19 to #18 - stilch ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
"Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued." Quran (9:29)
#21 to #19 - drumandbass (11/16/2015) [-]
yep. that's from the second book (kinda like old and new testament) which was written during the siege of damascus. It wasn't said or written by their prophet, therefore it's as valid as a christian "so happy to not have tattoo's" facebook group.
#35 to #21 - migueldecervantes (11/16/2015) [-]
You have made your point well, my friend. I'm happy FJ is not bandwagoning its way against Muslims as it usually does.
#65 to #21 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
What second book? There is only one Quran as far as I know? Citations please.
#68 to #65 - drumandbass (11/16/2015) [-]
The word of mohammed (old testament)
Everything else. (which got written waaaaay past the time of mohammed (i think the oldest script is about 600 years older than the basic scripture.
#94 to #68 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
Im sorry friend but I believe you're wrong on this one. The teachings and sayings of Muhammed is what we call the sunnah. This is different from the Quran because it isnt the word of God.

The Quran itself was memorized by the Muslims and was passed down from generation to generation. The same Quran we have today is the same we had all the way back to the time of the Prophet. There is no such thing as "versions" of the Quran but there are different ways of pronouncing the same words (which have the same meaning). The Quran was completely revealed to Muhammed during his lifetime and there hasn't been any addition to it since.

If I am somehow misunderstanding something, please do educate me. I would love to learn. Thanks.
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User avatar #93 to #18 - luqmanr (11/16/2015) [-]
i read al kafirun daily lol
#42 to #9 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
>hivemind
>constant arguments in the comments, even about PEMDAS, ronda rousey, video games, and literally everything else
#64 to #42 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
I believe he's referring to hivemind in terms of politics. Which does happen on this site, alas
User avatar #23 to #9 - bewailedbadger (11/16/2015) [-]
Except Islam says that all infidels must die. So it's accurate.
User avatar #33 to #7 - kattbajs (11/16/2015) [-]
I hate islam
''YOU'RE RACIST!''
I hate nazis
''YOU'RE RACIST''

Both are horrible barbaric ideologys. And they are pritty simular. Kill those who don't follow you. And kill every yew. I'm not saying all musims think that. Just like i'm not saying all nasiz think that. Some muslims are good. But that doe´s not change the fact that over 1 billion musilms are in favour of sharia law. That doe's not change the fact that 99% of the terror attacks come from muslims.
But hey bombing the nazis was bad. Sence some of the nazis saved people from the death camps. And some germans were just civilians. I guess we should just let them be.

YOU'RE A GODDAMN RETARD!
#56 to #33 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
Whose arse did you pull those statistics out of? For a start only 2% of terrorist attacks in Europe have been committed by Muslims
User avatar #70 to #56 - kattbajs (11/16/2015) [-]
On the global scale it's 99% and depending on what year you start counting you can still make it 90+% in europe. Sence those stats you talk about start counting in the 1800s But here you go on the still i talk about. Now be a good retard and read it all.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents,_2015 (change it to any year and you can see a trend 90% are form muslims)


www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1510866/Poll-reveals-40pc-of-Muslims-want-sharia-law-in-UK.html

www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/pdf/feb09/STARTII_Feb09_rpt.pdf

www.realcourage.org/2009/08/pakistan-78-percent-call-for-apostate-deaths/

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1340599/WikiLeaks-1-3-British-Muslim-students-killing-Islam-40-want-Sharia-law.html

www.cbsnews.com/news/many-british-muslims-put-islam-first/

And please just google.... Check the pols in egypt or any islamic country and you will see that around 80% want shaia law. And when you add all the numbers you get 1billion muslims that want sharia law. And that's a huge problem.
#82 to #70 - enlightednatzie (11/16/2015) [-]
******* bringing the heat
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User avatar #66 to #4 - herparderpington (11/16/2015) [-]
*step 2
Insert gunpowder for easier explosion
There fixed it
User avatar #47 to #4 - SuperCollider (11/16/2015) [-]
This is pretty much how the average person on Funnyjunk appears to be made this day. And to equate an extremely violent minority of terroists to be representative of all Muslims around the world is absolutely ludicrous. You'd have to have a brain full of **** to draw that conclusion.
User avatar #80 to #47 - darthblam (11/16/2015) [-]
Even non-extremists support Shariah Law.
They are just as much ********* as the ***** killing people over their beliefs.
User avatar #81 to #47 - enlightednatzie (11/16/2015) [-]
>minorito of muslims

Still, like 1,6 millions of muslims thinks isis are kinda ok guys.
#53 - orangebudd (11/16/2015) [-]
**orangebudd used "*Roll picture*"**
**orangebudd rolled image** Allah y'all just ****** up
User avatar #22 - temporalguardian (11/16/2015) [-]
Wrong meme


/sigh
#75 to #22 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
No, it's right meme. It's being used a bit ironically, but it's definitely the right meme.
User avatar #27 to #22 - alstorp (11/16/2015) [-]
Not really, doing this will help out a lot of people, so it's more positive than negative.
#29 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** works?
#51 - filledwithdetermin ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Better safe than sorry, or
User avatar #30 - cantfindausername (11/16/2015) [-]
I'd prefer it if they were out in the middle of a field so they wouldn't hurt anyone else. Like, what if their home is in an apartment complex and stuff.
#43 to #30 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
Odds are they group up and take over apartments and such with sheer number anyway.

After all, they breed like bloody mexicans.
#3 - vladi (11/15/2015) [-]
Just blow up your hand or something, that way you have the rest of your body free for the real thing.
User avatar #44 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
makes me think of Four Lions

fun movie
#6 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
Except you explosives proof man, stay your ass in the corner.
#1 - twoboobs (11/15/2015) [-]
Remember the bring your passport.
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