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#1
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shallowandpedantic (02/23/2014) [-] "why is the dragonborn so powerful?"
" He has the almighty gift of autosave my child"
" He has the almighty gift of autosave my child"
#18
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naruske (02/23/2014) [-] >Feel like playing this again
>Start it up
>Die from no sleep, hungry and cold
>What the **** why did I make this so hard
>remove all mods
>Play more
>This needs to be harder
>Install said mods back
>Stop playing
repeat
>Start it up
>Die from no sleep, hungry and cold
>What the **** why did I make this so hard
>remove all mods
>Play more
>This needs to be harder
>Install said mods back
>Stop playing
repeat
#2
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theannoyingFJguy (02/23/2014) [-] Thanks for risking your life defending our town all those times, you're awesome-
Wait, did you just kill a ******* chicken? EVERYBODY, KILL THIS GUY!
Wait, did you just kill a ******* chicken? EVERYBODY, KILL THIS GUY!
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airquakes (02/23/2014) [-] Dragon attacking the town while i was chilling my brains out, me trying to steakhouse him good, guardsman runs in my path of fire
Immedately turns around, forcing me into a conversation about my bad crimes and how he wants dirty drug money
Dragon still behind him breathing liquid rape across anything that exists
I'm broke, want the dragon soul though.
Now only the children are left to sing tales of my glorious victory.
Immedately turns around, forcing me into a conversation about my bad crimes and how he wants dirty drug money
Dragon still behind him breathing liquid rape across anything that exists
I'm broke, want the dragon soul though.
Now only the children are left to sing tales of my glorious victory.
#35
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vulper (02/23/2014) [-] >want to level up speech skill quickly
>go to Solitude to train with Giraud
>have Serena as a follower
>Vampires attack
>Vampires summons gargoyles
>mass chaos, everyone attacking vampires
>vampires are killed
>city is attacking me now
>find out it's because Serena killed Giraud
>mfw
>go to Solitude to train with Giraud
>have Serena as a follower
>Vampires attack
>Vampires summons gargoyles
>mass chaos, everyone attacking vampires
>vampires are killed
>city is attacking me now
>find out it's because Serena killed Giraud
>mfw
#44 to #35
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deadadventurer (02/24/2014) [-] If you got pickpocket you can go to the bards college and steal the money back from the trainer. Takes alot of quicksaving and reloading but that's how I did it.
#13
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sonnyboii (02/23/2014) [-] We praise skyrim so much, its a good game. But it has so many stupid problems its not even funny
#31 to #20
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Jameshaich (02/23/2014) [-] The last of us was a storydriven singleplayer game with a mediocre online option.
The key word being storydriven. There is no free roam.
It's also a PS3 exclusive. So no mods.
Also, the Elder Scrolls franchise was big, The Last Of Us didn't have a series to jump off.
The key word being storydriven. There is no free roam.
It's also a PS3 exclusive. So no mods.
Also, the Elder Scrolls franchise was big, The Last Of Us didn't have a series to jump off.
#68
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Marker 
ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-] >Fallout 3
>Arlington Library
>Killing raiders
>Brotherhood Paladins enter the room and start shooting at them
>Accidentally deal 1 damage to a Paladin
>They start shooting at me
>Arlington Library
>Killing raiders
>Brotherhood Paladins enter the room and start shooting at them
>Accidentally deal 1 damage to a Paladin
>They start shooting at me
#57
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vivalavidya ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-] MFW the whole town of Morthal gangrapes me after I accidentally punch a chicken during a brawl
#67 to #66
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dinocaster (02/24/2014) [-] That's being thumbed down because of the simple fact that no brony ever made a good joke. The world don't like the bronies. Ponies are a girl thing. So regular people thumb down pony lovers.
#85
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Loststorm (02/24/2014) [-] >Entered a dungeon with my trusty sidekick Vorstag.
>Encountered a woman who asked for our help in retrieving a scroll from within the dungeon.
>She was a pretty strong wizard of sorts, and she followed us.
>Entered a room with some draugr in it to attack us
>Vorstag runs into the fray like usual
>Woman casts destruction spells
>She hits Vorstag
>They start fighting each other and she kills him
>MFW I had to go back to my previous save because the peons can't get along
>Encountered a woman who asked for our help in retrieving a scroll from within the dungeon.
>She was a pretty strong wizard of sorts, and she followed us.
>Entered a room with some draugr in it to attack us
>Vorstag runs into the fray like usual
>Woman casts destruction spells
>She hits Vorstag
>They start fighting each other and she kills him
>MFW I had to go back to my previous save because the peons can't get along
#63
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amuzen (02/24/2014) [-]
During the raid on Solitude for the stormcloaks we ran into an imperial patrol just outside on the way there and we got into a fight and after I killed them I got a bounty that I didn't realize I was getting, when I got to the front gates of solitude a guard ran up to me and in my haste to try and kill him I accidentally accepted going to jail teleporting me into the back of the city next to the castle. When I got out of jail the town was on fire as though there had been siege and HUNDREDS of guards started pouring out and attacking me. An hour of throwing fireballs that wiped out 4-5 guards a piece later and running around the town finally it sort of cleared up outside and I see Ulfric and his people come through the front gates and he starts a dialogue saying something along the lines of COME ON MEN LETS GET THEM! After which they all just ran straight up to the castle and the quest continued.
Fast forward to the end of the quest the stormcloaks have control of solitude we won the battle, I step out of the castle to watch ulfiric give a speech to solitude or some such **** and I get attacked by the NOW STORM CLOAK guards because I have a bounty of over a million from single handedly slaughtering literally hundreds of imperial guards during the siege.
Fast forward to the end of the quest the stormcloaks have control of solitude we won the battle, I step out of the castle to watch ulfiric give a speech to solitude or some such **** and I get attacked by the NOW STORM CLOAK guards because I have a bounty of over a million from single handedly slaughtering literally hundreds of imperial guards during the siege.
#90
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bistorodo (02/24/2014) [-] >in the wilds
>run into a bunch of bandits
>kill them
>hear barking
>think it's a wolf
>turn and with out thinking, lash out with warhammer
>it was a dog
>stand there in shock
>start, load
I will pillage corpses, destroy villages, undress attractive dead female enemies, but if I ever hurt a dog, I am crossing my morals.
>run into a bunch of bandits
>kill them
>hear barking
>think it's a wolf
>turn and with out thinking, lash out with warhammer
>it was a dog
>stand there in shock
>start, load
I will pillage corpses, destroy villages, undress attractive dead female enemies, but if I ever hurt a dog, I am crossing my morals.
#53
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KayRed (02/24/2014) [-] Dude! I accidentally did that with a modded bow that as the equivalent of a legendary dragon bow with dragon arrows, killed this poor woman with one shot. I thought nothing of it, and since I am the thane of whiterun, I used my burn card. A couple of hours and a couple of saves later, I find myself back in whiterun, and this little girls comes up to me and says "You're a monster! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!" I had accidentally killed her mother. I was so heartbroken that I immediately bought and downloaded Hearthfire.
#48
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thegrimgenius (02/24/2014) [-] >Finish walking across Skyrim to Riften
> ************ .jpg
>Battle ensues, accidentally hit guard
>Entire town goes after me
>It took me an hour to get there
>Why
> ************ .jpg
>Battle ensues, accidentally hit guard
>Entire town goes after me
>It took me an hour to get there
>Why
#46
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anthonyh (02/24/2014) [-] Story time *************
So I'm sitting there playing some New Vegas. I'm siding with the NCR in this playthrough and have Boone as my trusty sidekick. Some village is being attacked by Caesar and his legiqueers so Boone and I come running to their rescue. We're doing work and I go into VATS to kill a legiqueer like normal. Little did I know, there was a villager so close to the barrel of my rifle that I couldn't see him. Needless to say, they weren't very happy about having their friend's brain matter splattered all over their tents.
So I'm sitting there playing some New Vegas. I'm siding with the NCR in this playthrough and have Boone as my trusty sidekick. Some village is being attacked by Caesar and his legiqueers so Boone and I come running to their rescue. We're doing work and I go into VATS to kill a legiqueer like normal. Little did I know, there was a villager so close to the barrel of my rifle that I couldn't see him. Needless to say, they weren't very happy about having their friend's brain matter splattered all over their tents.
#91
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kibi (02/24/2014) [-] The first time I ever played I tried out Fus on a guard right after obtaining it, but the guard was almost dead from the dragon fight and I killed him. Immediately got taken to jail. I called the game stupid and put it down for over a year before playing again. AFTER I found out that's not supposed to happen, of course.
