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#2 - imbaffled (06/25/2014) [-]
Finding Nemo was fucking hard to do.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dedaluminus (06/25/2014) [-]
You fool! When a movie is set primarily underwater with fish, you hold your breath during the time that they're in open air.
#5 to #3 - realvegzillar (06/25/2014) [-]
Weird, I know. I asked myself that same question while watching that movie. They seem to retain the ability to breathe whilst underwater, I thought, this contradicts everything I know!   
I knew the truth was out there so I gathered up all the information I could on these 'fish' and found that they all have one thing in common - They're delicious. "D.I. Price, I have the answers your child was looking for when she watched that Pixar movie!"   
"What do you mean?" An air of anxiety was in his voice.   
"The fish, they all have one thing in common...They're...delicious." I showed the detective my findings. His eyes shone in all their blue-green wonder.   
"It's so obvious now." Price took a drag of his cheapest cigar. "And you're sure there's no other possible connection?"   
"Certain, sir. So judging by my findings, if you want to breathe underwater; you'll need some seasoning...and to be grilled in the oven for 15-20 minutes."   
It wasn't long after that when my efforts really got knocked into sixth gear. All around the world, police forces were smothering themselves in tartar sauce, garlic and lemon juice, but they came up with nothing. It shouldn't be like this. Fish are served with the best ingredients, so it stands to reason that anyone who serves themselves up like a tasty fish would be able to breathe underwater as well. I started at a sound behind me.   
"Your titties, let em out, free at last. Thank God almighty, they free at last." Someone sang. As I turned, I saw him...Kanye.   
"You're here." I cried, but Kanye said nothing. "Are you here to tell me how fish breathe underwater."   
"Breathe? Underwater?" He said, tilting his hear towards me.    
"Yes, do you know how to do it?"   
"You have come to the right place. Come, child, I will show you the ways of the Gay Fish."   
- Part 1 of 78
Weird, I know. I asked myself that same question while watching that movie. They seem to retain the ability to breathe whilst underwater, I thought, this contradicts everything I know!
I knew the truth was out there so I gathered up all the information I could on these 'fish' and found that they all have one thing in common - They're delicious. "D.I. Price, I have the answers your child was looking for when she watched that Pixar movie!"
"What do you mean?" An air of anxiety was in his voice.
"The fish, they all have one thing in common...They're...delicious." I showed the detective my findings. His eyes shone in all their blue-green wonder.
"It's so obvious now." Price took a drag of his cheapest cigar. "And you're sure there's no other possible connection?"
"Certain, sir. So judging by my findings, if you want to breathe underwater; you'll need some seasoning...and to be grilled in the oven for 15-20 minutes."
It wasn't long after that when my efforts really got knocked into sixth gear. All around the world, police forces were smothering themselves in tartar sauce, garlic and lemon juice, but they came up with nothing. It shouldn't be like this. Fish are served with the best ingredients, so it stands to reason that anyone who serves themselves up like a tasty fish would be able to breathe underwater as well. I started at a sound behind me.
"Your titties, let em out, free at last. Thank God almighty, they free at last." Someone sang. As I turned, I saw him...Kanye.
"You're here." I cried, but Kanye said nothing. "Are you here to tell me how fish breathe underwater."
"Breathe? Underwater?" He said, tilting his hear towards me.
"Yes, do you know how to do it?"
"You have come to the right place. Come, child, I will show you the ways of the Gay Fish."
- Part 1 of 78
User avatar #22 to #5 - butterduck (06/26/2014) [-]
TLR
User avatar #15 to #5 - chrispoot ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
k
#7 to #5 - caffeinecommissar (06/26/2014) [-]
What the fuck did I just read? Is this from that South Park episode where they keep making Fish Stick jokes?
What the fuck did I just read? Is this from that South Park episode where they keep making Fish Stick jokes?
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