Every single time. . A STONE BUYING ANYTHING trauma mun sun net , YOU' RE Immune". Act calm. Put on a normal face. Don't smile or frown. Damn--how often do I normally blink? Am I blinking too much? How far do knees bend when you walk?
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Every single time

A STONE BUYING
ANYTHING
trauma mun sun
net , YOU' RE Immune"
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#7 - deadmansdope ONLINE (04/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**deadmansdope rolled image**
YFW the alarm goes off anyways
#9 - ianchrist (04/27/2014) [-]
Act calm. Put on a normal face. Don't smile or frown. Damn--how often do I normally blink? Am I blinking too much? How far do knees bend when you walk?
#5 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** top disguise
#3 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**

SO RELATABLE XDDDDD
IT HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DDDD
User avatar #22 - reginleif ONLINE (04/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
This feels like one of those things where your race affects how badly you think about it. :/

I'm brown and I get worried, cause unlike the benefit of the doubt I know at least one person thinks I'm shoplifting. -.- especially that blonde cunt asking if I need anything. I'm on to you senorita. -.-

I still can't imagine how tough it must be on black people though, cause even I get suspicious. xD

#26 to #22 - tinglyturtletaint ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
I went into a store to buy a snack because I was downtown and hungry. I'm a small, babyfaced oreo who dresses white as 						****					 because I was raised white. MFW the black security guard follows me around the store even though there were some loud wigger kids acting like idiots in the aisles. I even turned around and asked him if he was following me and he said yes.
I went into a store to buy a snack because I was downtown and hungry. I'm a small, babyfaced oreo who dresses white as **** because I was raised white. MFW the black security guard follows me around the store even though there were some loud wigger kids acting like idiots in the aisles. I even turned around and asked him if he was following me and he said yes.
#12 - fakewall (04/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"roll image" the same hapens to me and every time, usualy id rather buy some cheap **** than go out not buying anyting
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#8 - A Pickle (04/27/2014) [-]
During free comic book day last year, my friends and I went to the local comic store.  rather, we went because my one friend wanted to get a few of them  I looked around but I didn't see anything I really wanted. So there's this guy standing right by the exit of the store. I don't even know if he worked there or not (never seen him before). When I walked out of the store with nothing in my hands, he gave me a look that instilled a fear inside me that only the 						*******					 devil could as I passed him. I legit thought he was gonna punch me in the face for a second.   
   
TL;DR free comic book day, I walk out with nothing, guy stares at me judgementally, relates to above post
During free comic book day last year, my friends and I went to the local comic store. rather, we went because my one friend wanted to get a few of them I looked around but I didn't see anything I really wanted. So there's this guy standing right by the exit of the store. I don't even know if he worked there or not (never seen him before). When I walked out of the store with nothing in my hands, he gave me a look that instilled a fear inside me that only the ******* devil could as I passed him. I legit thought he was gonna punch me in the face for a second.

TL;DR free comic book day, I walk out with nothing, guy stares at me judgementally, relates to above post
#1 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's just as bad when you walk by a store and no one is in there except the cashier and they see you walk by and suddenly have an obligation to go in out of guilt and awkwardness.
#23 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
I hate those shops with the one way set up. Accidentally walked into one while loitering and had to wait for someone to go through the entrance.
#4 - uniowl (04/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**uniowl rolled image** Yourself in to words
User avatar #10 to #4 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
i'm hot
#21 - fakewall (04/27/2014) [-]
**fakewall rolled image**
#6 - doomanddeath (04/27/2014) [-]
**doomanddeath rolled image**    
mfw when leaving the store in general
**doomanddeath rolled image**
mfw when leaving the store in general
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