Every single night. Every single night Source: imgur.com/gallery/FNpdDmj.. MFW the gf does that Mfw she trashes like a in her sleep. so every time i am close to sleeping i get an elbow to the face MFW gf believes in never either least
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Every single night

Every single night
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#22 - jaquezable (01/14/2014) [-]
i head butted my girlfriend in my sleep twice in a row so she got went to the edge of the bed, problem avoided
#4 - rambomanthree (01/14/2014) [-]
MFW the gf does that
Mfw she trashes like a ********** in her sleep. so every time i am close to sleeping i get an elbow to the face
MFW gf believes in never ******* either

least i have a gf though
User avatar #12 to #4 - Darianvincent ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Hitting yourself in your sleep sounds like a weird problem. Why doesn't she want to? How r00d
User avatar #13 to #12 - rambomanthree (01/14/2014) [-]
she believes sex is only for procreation and untill marriage

all these couples are out ******* and having fun and im lucky if we make out once a month.


Dont get me wrong though she is really cool in other aspects. just sexaul frustration man
#28 to #13 - trevanman ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
making out once a month? crap.

fap when she's not around.
User avatar #19 to #13 - evilanakie (01/14/2014) [-]
blowjobs
User avatar #20 to #19 - rambomanthree (01/14/2014) [-]
she wont do it
User avatar #14 to #13 - Darianvincent ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
That sounds kind of weird in this day and age. I could definitely understand how frustrating that could be, does she at least do other things to compensate for it? Or are you just in blue ball city with your hand as your mistress.
User avatar #16 to #14 - rambomanthree (01/14/2014) [-]
but yeah, my hand is my mistress
#15 to #14 - rambomanthree (01/14/2014) [-]
she let me finger her once
and gave me a ******* ... by groping my crotch and not doing anything more than that.

It would make me a horny blue balled ******* to complain about it though
#17 to #15 - Darianvincent ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Man you guys might as well just be best friends that occasionally do things together. Have you tried talking to her about your side of things and asking her if she ever has the desire to do more? Is she religious or something?
User avatar #18 to #17 - rambomanthree (01/14/2014) [-]
yes she is religious

and i want to talk to her but i dont want to sound like a pig
User avatar #21 to #18 - Darianvincent ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
I don't really understand how you would be seen as one unless she's not taking your feelings into consideration. It's worth a try
User avatar #23 to #21 - rambomanthree (01/14/2014) [-]
"hey we arent ******* "

sounds kinda shallow
#24 to #23 - Darianvincent ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
It's all about how you word it mate. Unless you want to stick it out until you feel she's the one you want to marry, you won't be enriching your physical relationship anytime soon unless you talk about it. Or you could just level up your masturbatory habits by buying a fleshlight or something.
User avatar #25 to #24 - rambomanthree (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah
true

im just not sure how to word it without hurting her feelings or sounding like a dick
#26 to #25 - Darianvincent ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
"aye bby u want sum **** ?"
User avatar #2 - kbpilottl (01/14/2014) [-]
inb4 tfw no gf
User avatar #3 to #2 - poorlyred ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
tfw gf
#5 to #3 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
wfw?
User avatar #7 to #5 - poorlyred ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kbpilottl (01/14/2014) [-]
you have no face...
User avatar #9 to #8 - poorlyred ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
It means "that feel when" in this case.
#10 to #9 - kbpilottl (01/14/2014) [-]
well then i derped, here enjoy this gif
well then i derped, here enjoy this gif
#11 to #10 - poorlyred ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Heh   
   
Thanks, mate
Heh

Thanks, mate
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#1 - juffs (01/14/2014) [-]
See, my girlfriend and I do it fairly, we each get half.

Problem is, her half is right down the middle, while I get a quarter on each side
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