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Every Life Matters. The day I saved a crow. I christened him Russell Since I helped him a lot of crows have started coming around the house. I'd like to think e

The day I saved a crow. I christened him Russell


Every Life Matters. The day I saved a crow. I christened him Russell Since I helped him a lot of crows have started coming around the house. I'd like to think e
Every Life Matters. The day I saved a crow. I christened him Russell Since I helped him a lot of crows have started coming around the house. I'd like to think e
Every Life Matters. The day I saved a crow. I christened him Russell Since I helped him a lot of crows have started coming around the house. I'd like to think e
Every Life Matters. The day I saved a crow. I christened him Russell Since I helped him a lot of crows have started coming around the house. I'd like to think e
Every Life Matters. The day I saved a crow. I christened him Russell Since I helped him a lot of crows have started coming around the house. I'd like to think e

Since I helped him a lot of crows have started coming around the house. I'd like to think everything from insects to humans deserve to live, so if you see something that needs help you should help. Feel free to add me as a friend

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#1 - mordakai [OP](09/27/2015) [+] (24 replies)
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I see him sometimes. He's the only crow with a ****** up neck
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User avatar #17 - reican (09/27/2015) [-]
" insects" implying wasps deserve to live
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User avatar #152 to #17 - psykobear (09/28/2015) [-]
implying wasps are the only insect
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#62 to #17 - willys (09/27/2015) [-]
Out of the nearly 5000 species of vespids (wasps), like 5 are super aggressive.

Ergo, you're a racist. Toward wasps. You're bad and you should feel bad.
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User avatar #153 to #62 - warioteam (09/28/2015) [-]
there are 10 types of blooperfloops. 9 blooperfloops are docile and kind, while 1 type literally eats babies and kills by looking at things. so clearly id be wrong to tell people to stay away from blooperfloops? what i didnt tell you is that there are one of each of the kind blooperfloops, and ten million crazy ************ blooperfloops
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User avatar #163 to #153 - abesimpson (09/28/2015) [-]
#WASPLIVESMATTER
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#168 to #153 - bellbottomshark (09/28/2015) [-]
Couldn't you just have a strawman theme-account?
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User avatar #174 to #62 - reican (09/28/2015) [-]
that's technically specieist
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#19 to #17 - mordakai [OP](09/27/2015) [-]
Implying wasps are insects and not the manifestation of hatred and anger
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User avatar #20 to #19 - brokentrucker ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
>wasps
>Evil

I think you mean hornets.

Hand feeding your pet Polistes wasps
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#77 to #20 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Hornets operate on a whole other level.
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User avatar #112 to #77 - sirgawain (09/28/2015) [-]
That roll is actually somewhat relevant to the video.
Also, Undertale. Good game, from what I've seen of it.
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User avatar #150 to #20 - antiphates (09/28/2015) [-]
Hornets are a type of wasps
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User avatar #52 to #19 - manholefreddy (09/27/2015) [-]
Implying flying roaches aren't worse.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - manholefreddy (09/27/2015) [-]
Sorry, meant bed bugs.
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#170 to #54 - myreadyassyolk (09/28/2015) [-]
Why do I know this sorrow...?
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User avatar #61 to #19 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
Implying humans are not also worthy of that title. Rude.
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User avatar #123 to #61 - clavatninenine (09/28/2015) [-]
No humans are just the manifestations of senseless violence, greed, and self destruction.
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User avatar #124 to #123 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Greenpeace would welcome you.
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User avatar #126 to #124 - clavatninenine (09/28/2015) [-]
i never said I wasn't also a manifestation of senseless violence, greed, and self destruction.
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User avatar #128 to #126 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Then you're doubly wrong, and also maybe stupid.
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User avatar #129 to #128 - clavatninenine (09/28/2015) [-]
Don't project, it's not healthy.
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User avatar #130 to #129 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Did they teach you that technique at eDgEl0Rd school?
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User avatar #131 to #130 - clavatninenine (09/28/2015) [-]
no but they must have taught you to completely miss points in favor of making lame as **** insults.
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User avatar #132 to #131 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
It's hard to find a vertex in amongst all the edges you were edging.
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#133 to #132 - clavatninenine (09/28/2015) [-]
I see you also don't know what edgy actually means and you just throw it at people who tell you off.
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User avatar #134 to #133 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
What are you telling me off for; criticising you?
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#135 to #134 - clavatninenine (09/28/2015) [-]
>criticizing

You missed my point and decided to insult me and now that im laughing at you being a retard it's all of a sudden "criticism" to incorrectly call me "edgy"?
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User avatar #136 to #135 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Actually it appears you missed my initial point; I was professing the radical opinion that humans aren't, in fact, pieces of **** . So, um, you missed my point and insulted me. Nice one tho, I'm going to pin this on the Hypocrisy Fridge.
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#137 to #136 - clavatninenine (09/28/2015) [-]
>>#61,

look at that. You want to say humans fit the label of manifestation of anger and hatred.
I made a joke about how wasps already hold that role, so given the long history of human kinds *********** they would better fit under the label i gave.

You claim a bunch of eco terrorists would love to have me.

I claim that i don't put myself on the same moral high ground as those idiots who would say "HUMANS ARE ALL DISGUSTING...oh but not us."

You then flip **** and start calling me edgy. Over a joke. About wasps.

Are wasps actually the earthly manifestations of hatred and anger? No. Are humans actually manifestations of violence greed and destruction? No.

You choose to think all joking is suddenly dropped when anybody but you is speaking in favor of insulting people and trying to make yourself look cool. You missed my joke, my point, and then when i tell you that it all went over your head...you start trying to save face by going "W-WLL...YOOOOOOOOOU MISSED MYYYYYYYYYY POINT SO PBBBBLLLLLTHTHTHTHH"

Use the word edgy correctly you confrontation-obsessed ******* .

Peace.
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User avatar #164 to #136 - abesimpson (09/28/2015) [-]
Please show me where clavatninenine insulted you. Because I simply can't find it.


Also, how is it possible to argue in a thread joking about wasps?
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#8 - aizeinstein (09/27/2015) [-]
Crows can be real bros if you treat them right.
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#162 to #8 - jwagswashere (09/28/2015) [-]
"Crows before hoes"

What is this then Jon Snow?
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User avatar #171 to #162 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
shes so hot...anyone remember which episode this was...?
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User avatar #172 to #171 - jwagswashere (09/28/2015) [-]
Season 3 Episode 5: Kissed by Fire
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User avatar #173 to #172 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
ZIIIIP thanks have to go watch that episode...for the......valid excuses
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User avatar #181 to #173 - jwagswashere (09/29/2015) [-]
obviously for science reasons
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#4 - funnyhard (09/27/2015) [-]
He will be there for you when you will need him.
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#5 to #4 - mordakai [OP](09/27/2015) [-]
To help vanquish my enemies?
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#6 to #5 - funnyhard (09/27/2015) [-]
Yes, those Jewish owls need to learn a lesson!
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#7 to #6 - mordakai [OP](09/27/2015) [-]
And those pesky quack hehe dealing ducks
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#144 to #5 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
Are you not caw cawed?!
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#26 - Visual (09/27/2015) [-]
This guy probably just got his own crow squad to look over his house. That crow most likely told every other crow in the area that he's a helpful guy.
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User avatar #28 to #26 - mordakai [OP](09/27/2015) [-]
There does seem to be a lot of crows lately, but its cool. They keep away cats and there's less wasps
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User avatar #29 to #28 - Visual (09/27/2015) [-]
Crows are very social creatures, it's no coincidence that there's more crows stopping by.
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User avatar #31 to #29 - mordakai [OP](09/27/2015) [-]
They're cool. Sometimes I wake up to small pebbles at the back door. I think they're supposed to be gifts. But I feed them everyday, plus they don't fly away when I walk outside anymore
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User avatar #49 to #31 - rawesome ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
A guy I used to know trained a crow when he was a kid, it was a father/son thing. Looks like you're about half way there.

Crows are smart as **** and can remember faces, if you keep up feeding Russel there you might be able to keep it as pet or bird bro
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#78 to #28 - tapeboy (09/28/2015) [-]
crows have a "language" they can communicate complex ideas to one another. keep treating them right and you will be the crow god in time.
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User avatar #68 to #28 - neokun (09/28/2015) [-]
They keep away cats? I thought cats hunted down birds?
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User avatar #99 to #68 - luscifer (09/28/2015) [-]
Yes they do. but when a particular bird is smarter then cats by an order of magnitudes. it usually ends up being the crows that **** with cats
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#104 to #99 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
A crow is not in any way smarter than a cat (or even remotely closely as smart as one).

Sure they are really smart...for a bird.
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User avatar #10 - drprofdoctor (09/27/2015) [-]
Crows are super smart. He probably guards your house for you. Noticed any neighbor cats recently? didn't think so. Why? Because Russel Crow is the ****
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User avatar #82 to #10 - Weirdozzy (09/28/2015) [-]
Crows and ravens are also considered to be connected to "the void: and "great spirit" in the beliefs I was taught by the Havasupi medicine man in Arizona, and that saving one's life is almost like getting a VIP pass when it comes to protection from beyond
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User avatar #12 to #10 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
Crows might be super smart
But I think Russel might be a slow one

"Super smart" and "head stuck between fenceposts" don't usually go hand in hand
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#14 to #12 - supervenom (09/27/2015) [-]
Everyone has a bad day.
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User avatar #101 to #14 - shadowrated (09/28/2015) [-]
Funny Cats. Сat Eats Cactus. AWESOME.CrazyCats. Кот Ест Кактус.貓 the cat doesn't care
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User avatar #180 to #12 - drprofdoctor (09/29/2015) [-]
Bad things happen to good crows sometimes
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User avatar #11 - kompel (09/27/2015) [-]
It shat on the fence
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User avatar #13 to #11 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
To be fair
If you're a bird and you get your head stuck, are you just gonna not **** ?
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User avatar #23 to #13 - GeneralAaon (09/27/2015) [-]
I would most certainly lose my **** as well. o.o
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#53 - vexaton ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
"Attempted murder"

A murder of crows is the correct term for a group of 3 or more crows
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#56 - pikachustolemybike (09/27/2015) [-]
Crow bro
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User avatar #115 to #56 - cloakndagger (09/28/2015) [-]
Seems so obviously fake, but it's too awesome for that to matter. I'd buy the ******* novel.
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#41 - concetrationcamp (09/27/2015) [-]
**concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image**

you can judge a person by how they treat animals...thumbed
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#43 to #41 - mordakai [OP](09/27/2015) [-]
**mordakai used "*roll picture*"**
**mordakai rolled image**
There's enough dickheads in the world, why be another one
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User avatar #44 to #43 - concetrationcamp (09/27/2015) [-]
100 Karma points awarded to you
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#121 - lankyman (09/28/2015) [-]
Well, isn't that a face of responsibility
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#72 to #71 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
thats a pretty great reaction image
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#102 - botchtots (09/28/2015) [-]
"I'm ok guys! Seriously I swear!"
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User avatar #27 - teratorn (09/27/2015) [-]
Its time to create the crow army,just like in the 4chan story.
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User avatar #109 - bitchitroll ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
crows remember peoples faces. he will always remember you helping him
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#103 - nfwar (09/28/2015) [-]
**nfwar used "*roll picture*"**
**nfwar rolled image**When his head stuck, he shat himself multiple time while attempting to escape.
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User avatar #146 to #103 - bigheadedshrimp (09/28/2015) [-]
that roll... it is just like you talked about the champ... I tip my hat to you sir
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#45 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
>have username mordekai
>don't name bird bloodwing

0/10 wouldn't vault hunt with again
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#65 to #45 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
mordakai*
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#9 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
I helped a praying Mantis out of a restroom and then I found a dieing beetle and gave it to mantis bro. He ate whole heartedly.
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#25 - enlightednatzie (09/27/2015) [-]
Damn, reminds me off lots of birds i have saved in the day. Some even died right in my hands, oh the horrors man... Still think i have PTSD from when i shot a bird to death with a bb gun... Rest in peace ********* .
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User avatar #63 to #25 - gerno (09/27/2015) [-]
bigga. or birgga.
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#64 to #63 - enlightednatzie (09/27/2015) [-]
bigga smalls
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#154 - whateverdude (09/28/2015) [-]
Is this you?

I know that it's not mordakai, but you made me think of him. Also I like your thinking, all creatures deserve a decent life
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