A person who knows of 127 fetishes has probably encountered eating ass before so it's very, very unlikely for this to be the 128th fetish that one discovers.
So you pretended to have that just so you could say you have 128 fetishes, which is a nice round number. Like, you didn't want to stop at 127 because 128 is a milestone and you didn't want the other guy to get there first.
You dirty ******* liar.
That's because the genetic trait for red hair literally started with neanderthals.
Red hair is an incredibly recessive gene, and Sometimes other ancient recessive traits pop up with it.