Essays. Dunno if it's a repost or not. Whatevs, funny yo. My Name Mandatory Class Teacher I hate Earlier Date Every Essay I Have Ever Written Opening sentence w every fucking essay ever
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Dunno if it's a repost or not.
Whatevs, ****** funny yo

My Name
Mandatory Class
Teacher I hate
Earlier Date
Every Essay I Have Ever Written
Opening sentence with acme metaphor that you idiot teachers will like because it
makes me leek smart when in reality I hand it an . This is just mindless
******** with a slew at SAT wards I can get a higher grade. Some Amber' s New at a
Book t New Read represents seine **** that I made up; I will spend the next it pages
prating this with meaningless rambling and random games. I will probably get an he an
this essay because I used a thesaurus far every ether were and referred m the that
outside scarce that prepped up an gaggle. This is a sentence. I
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#17 - chayio (07/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #13 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (07/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Quick tip I learned about writing essays.

Use quotes.
Use all the quotes.

Don't write your essay. Make everyone else write it for you.

Then when you have an essay of quotes, fill in the blank spots with your own words.

Bam. Smart looking essay, for the least effort you can muster.
User avatar #27 - DmOnZ (07/04/2014) [-]
>Did not clearly state thesis
>Did not introduce two or three arguments supporting thesis
>Only used one quotable reference
>Thought that using a goddam metaphor in the opening sentence would impress the teacher.
>Thought that the teacher wouldn't check the spark-notes of the work they are studying for students trying to plagiarize

If OP were my student I would fail the **** out of him.
#15 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (07/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
** ***************** rolled image** mfw for my junior and senior year I don't have to take any english classes because i'm advanced placement for college level physics and engineering courses
User avatar #1 - penileburglar (07/03/2014) [+] (11 replies)
And then you're going to get to college-level English and have a bad, bad time when this no longer flies.
#28 - mildlygoodlooking (07/04/2014) [-]
I don't know if I trust that, Yo.
#25 - infinitereaper (07/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You can always tell when something has been written by an idiot.
User avatar #12 - shreddednation (07/03/2014) [-]
**shreddednation rolls 26** I just make the **** up off the prior knowledge I have...
I have approximate knowledge of everything... Yes I'm talking to you there FJer I'm sure my roll will be atleast within 5 numbers of being dubs..
User avatar #11 - anusholeboner (07/03/2014) [-]
Eww MLA
User avatar #32 - evilanakie (07/04/2014) [-]
be in advanced class cause i fake being smart
cant read cause glasses are cracked and my eyes are **** anyway
LOL EVERYTHING IS BOOK REPORTS
in class hear conversations about the book
go for my SAC
get A+
this is why i hate my school, if i can get a A+ in the advanced classes with out studying in four years with out completing anything other than the exams with out reading set task **** then something is wrong
at the end of the year i had solid 29/30 in languages (one of my exams i wrote my name out of the name box) had the highest grade of the schools history cause **** school i guess there are 4 other highschools in the area and im in the worst
in math however i get C+ to B+ ranks cause i chose to do the harder classes instead of my year levels cause it gives you more ****** points
this year i have to repete the grade because of some error where they listed me at every class in the district and failed me on attendance
im taking this year as a study year... another year i have to pay for ******* everyhing
ramble about why my school is a pile of **** and highschool is just boxes to fill
#29 - powerglove (07/04/2014) [-]
By Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith
#23 - bluwizard (07/04/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** my essays
#22 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** hfw he fails because he used "I" in an essay which is not supposed to be done
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