Essays. Dunno if it's a repost or not. Whatevs, funny yo. My Name Mandatory Class Teacher I hate Earlier Date Every Essay I Have Ever Written Opening sentence w every fucking essay ever
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Essays. Dunno if it's a repost or not. Whatevs, funny yo. My Name Mandatory Class Teacher I hate Earlier Date Every Essay I Have Ever Written Opening sentence w

Dunno if it's a repost or not.
Whatevs, ****** funny yo

My Name
Mandatory Class
Teacher I hate
Earlier Date
Every Essay I Have Ever Written
Opening sentence with acme metaphor that you idiot teachers will like because it
makes me leek smart when in reality I hand it an . This is just mindless
******** with a slew at SAT wards I can get a higher grade. Some Amber' s New at a
Book t New Read represents seine **** that I made up; I will spend the next it pages
prating this with meaningless rambling and random games. I will probably get an he an
this essay because I used a thesaurus far every ether were and referred m the that
outside scarce that prepped up an gaggle. This is a sentence. I
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#17 - chayio (07/03/2014) [-]
#19 to #17 - tehfalconguy (07/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #19 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #33 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/04/2014) [-]
I hate you
User avatar #35 to #34 - sciencexplain (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh but we should all love him for he is our wonderful savior. He fills me with unending joy www.funnyjunk.com/Lizard+Changing+Color/funny-gifs/5205840/53#53 I will follow everything he says <3
User avatar #18 to #17 - ChocolateWaffles (07/03/2014) [-]
Holy hell how'd he manage a D- on that.
User avatar #13 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Quick tip I learned about writing essays.

Use quotes.
Use all the quotes.

Don't write your essay. Make everyone else write it for you.

Then when you have an essay of quotes, fill in the blank spots with your own words.

Bam. Smart looking essay, for the least effort you can muster.
#21 to #13 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea how much effort it takes to find a ******* of relevant quotes? Unless you're writing an essay in a remedial class it's going to take much more effort to find 25 solid quotes than to write your own thoughts and opinions on a paper.

That being said, powerful quotes from reliable sources do go a long way in strengthening your paper and should be used whenever possible.
User avatar #14 to #13 - silverzepher (07/03/2014) [-]
i ********** every essay i ever wrote, i once ansered an essay answer of if we agreed with hitler(killing of the jews, etc) or not(for an ethics class), i answered with "i am inbetween, while i do not think the slaughter of millions of people was correct, i do understand what drove him to do it on a cultural level" i then bs'd 5 paragraphs on that subject and got an 105% on the entire test, because i was the only one who looked at it from the point of view of someone other than a student in a classroom, taking a test.
User avatar #20 to #14 - itrooztrooperdown (07/03/2014) [-]
congrats dude I'm proud for you
#15 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
** ***************** rolled image** mfw for my junior and senior year I don't have to take any english classes because i'm advanced placement for college level physics and engineering courses
User avatar #24 to #15 - telmarine (07/04/2014) [-]
dat name doe
User avatar #16 to #15 - ChocolateWaffles (07/03/2014) [-]
Dude
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Noice
User avatar #27 - DmOnZ (07/04/2014) [-]
>Did not clearly state thesis
>Did not introduce two or three arguments supporting thesis
>Only used one quotable reference
>Thought that using a goddam metaphor in the opening sentence would impress the teacher.
>Thought that the teacher wouldn't check the spark-notes of the work they are studying for students trying to plagiarize

If OP were my student I would fail the **** out of him.
User avatar #1 - penileburglar (07/03/2014) [-]
And then you're going to get to college-level English and have a bad, bad time when this no longer flies.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ChocolateWaffles (07/03/2014) [-]
Unless you're going to a sweet ass ******* school of technology.
I'm still going to have to do some type of English class though...
User avatar #3 to #2 - penileburglar (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah good luck with that, most 'Schools of Technology' just charge you up the ass for a degree that means nothing. As a rule of thumb, if the credits don't transfer, the degree doesn't actually mean **** .

And, yes, you'll still have to do some sort of English course, though it's usually a joke, like most 'School of Technology' classes.
User avatar #5 to #3 - ChocolateWaffles (07/03/2014) [-]
but yeah, I get what you mean though, my top school's expensive as hell
User avatar #4 to #3 - ChocolateWaffles (07/03/2014) [-]
Well that seems like quite the broad accusation to make about my something that I've been striving for for nearly a decade now lol
User avatar #6 to #4 - penileburglar (07/03/2014) [-]
How on earth have you been striving for a college for nearly a decade?

Colleges don't give a **** about anything that happens until you get to high-school level, and ya sure as hell don't have to 'strive' to pass in middle school. If you spent a decade in highschool, I got bad news for you...
User avatar #7 to #6 - ChocolateWaffles (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright bro, chill out
When I was like 8 or 9 I heard about my uncle going to this school and I talked to him about it (I believe he's a mechanical engineer). At the time I thought "Hot damn I wanna go there" and I still do. I've always loved science (mainly chemistry and physics) and recently I've fallen for computer programming. So yeah, I've wanted to go ever since and now I'm applying soon. Sorry you feel so strongly towards these topics :c
User avatar #8 to #7 - penileburglar (07/03/2014) [-]
You really are still in grade school if a few ' ****** and ' ****** thrown in there make you think I 'feel strongly.' Cynicism, sarcasm, and foul language are par for the course in most 2AM internet conversations. I was just giving you fair warning that any school where credits don't transfer doesn't mean **** in the real job market, unless you get lucky and find someone equally unaware of how worthless the degree is to hire you (few employers are that stupid.). Tech schools students have an obscenely low chance of actually working in their field when they finish college.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ChocolateWaffles (07/03/2014) [-]
Yes, okay, mhm... you have my complete trust.
I will now choose a different school because a stranger on the internet told me what I'm doing is pointless.
Yes I shall definitely do that.
Thank you for opening my eyes good sir.
Seriously though what do expect to gain by telling me these things? :3
User avatar #36 to #9 - penileburglar (07/04/2014) [-]
Nothing.

Just want you to realize how many people warned you (as I won't be the only one) when you're working a dead-end job in a few years because you copped out and went to a technical school instead of a real university.

You were the one that started this conversation, and it was relevant to explain why it doesn't matter that a tech-school English class is easier. Because a tech-school English class, like the other classes, is worthless.
User avatar #10 to #1 - sharknik ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
No, this defiantly still flies in college English courses 200+.
Only difference is some might switch up format.
I had to finish my last three English papers in AP instead of MLA
User avatar #37 to #10 - penileburglar (07/04/2014) [-]
No, this definitely doesn't.

And if you can't spell 'definitely' you're 'defiantly' not in a 200+ English course at any accredited school.

#28 - mildlygoodlooking (07/04/2014) [-]
I don't know if I trust that, Yo.
#25 - infinitereaper (07/04/2014) [-]
You can always tell when something has been written by an idiot.
User avatar #30 to #25 - rafeky (07/04/2014) [-]
yes you can
User avatar #31 to #30 - infinitereaper (07/04/2014) [-]
funny
User avatar #12 - shreddednation (07/03/2014) [-]
**shreddednation rolls 26** I just make the **** up off the prior knowledge I have...
I have approximate knowledge of everything... Yes I'm talking to you there FJer I'm sure my roll will be atleast within 5 numbers of being dubs..
User avatar #11 - anusholeboner (07/03/2014) [-]
Eww MLA
User avatar #32 - evilanakie (07/04/2014) [-]
be in advanced class cause i fake being smart
cant read cause glasses are cracked and my eyes are **** anyway
LOL EVERYTHING IS BOOK REPORTS
in class hear conversations about the book
go for my SAC
get A+
this is why i hate my school, if i can get a A+ in the advanced classes with out studying in four years with out completing anything other than the exams with out reading set task **** then something is wrong
at the end of the year i had solid 29/30 in languages (one of my exams i wrote my name out of the name box) had the highest grade of the schools history cause **** school i guess there are 4 other highschools in the area and im in the worst
in math however i get C+ to B+ ranks cause i chose to do the harder classes instead of my year levels cause it gives you more ****** points
this year i have to repete the grade because of some error where they listed me at every class in the district and failed me on attendance
im taking this year as a study year... another year i have to pay for ******* everyhing
ramble about why my school is a pile of **** and highschool is just boxes to fill
#29 - powerglove (07/04/2014) [-]
By Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith
#23 - bluwizard ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** my essays
#22 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** hfw he fails because he used "I" in an essay which is not supposed to be done
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