My head just auto corrected that sentence when I read it. What am I?

a weeaboo

Are you actually Japanese? Because that would explain the sentence structure.

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Jesus Christ man I was having a ******* heart attack. This is just too funny.

Yes. I'm half-Japanese, and Yoda. How it should be spelled properly?

idk i read it in a Russian accent for some reason.

Who dyes their hair pink? She looks like a hooker.

Indeed, that's sound strange. Some times i forgot about that, during fast typing.

And ching chong nip nong to you too good sir.

I love you

So is Japanese your first language or are you just dyslexic?

I'm just kidding. I came from Poland. And I can write pretty good, if I try to. If I'll spent a little more time on grammar. With dictionary in hand. I have only problem with spontaneous answers during speaking, and - what was the worst - by last years I was talking with many people around the world. Most of them do not speak English as native language and commits many mistakes. And unintentionally ,
I learn from them misspellings.