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#166 to #19 - anon (12/20/2014) [-]
Probably one of the funniest reaction pictures I've seen lol
#60 - sevenxninja (12/20/2014) [-]
These equality posts are getting somewhere
User avatar #2 - reloadedhamster (12/19/2014) [-]
Well yeah if you show a titty anywhere people will look, thats just physics yo
User avatar #77 to #2 - rothingham (12/20/2014) [-]
Every man has electrons in his head that are quantum-entangled to some electrons in every woman's breasts. Every time some girl's boobs are revealed, a reverse in spin is triggered in these pairs of electrons; causing us men to look towards those boobs.
User avatar #13 to #2 - enjoyablepretzels ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
geography*
#8 to #2 - alexanderh (12/19/2014) [-]
More like biology than physics, to be honest.
User avatar #11 to #8 - gabsmatags (12/20/2014) [-]
Pretty sure dem boobies got a gravitational pull, isn't that why guys orbit them as such?
User avatar #20 to #11 - linkeron (12/20/2014) [-]
Nah, most tits give off a magnetic field that has the exact polarity of a mans retina. It's only huge tits that have the gravitational pull that overcomes the magnetic push, thus you see the mans eyes get pulled out some.
#162 to #20 - funpunk (12/20/2014) [-]
drunkenfist, it's time we made you immortal.
User avatar #211 to #162 - drunkenfist (12/22/2014) [-]
I still love you.
User avatar #26 to #20 - gabsmatags (12/20/2014) [-]
thank science for titties
#151 to #20 - anon (12/20/2014) [-]
That should still fall under physics instead of biology though, right?
User avatar #187 to #8 - acucore ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
A little more like chemistry actually. If you know what i mean.
#206 to #187 - anon (12/20/2014) [-]
more like titology.
#152 to #8 - wagastragas (12/20/2014) [-]
bitch ***** , boobs have a gravitational force that atracts pupils towards them. and its proportional to how straight you are, or the inverse of how gay you are.

its the second law of ***** mc big dick.
User avatar #75 to #8 - mapleknight (12/20/2014) [-]
nah
its physics
trust me im a phd in internet
User avatar #23 to #8 - tastycrisps (12/20/2014) [-]
More like psychology than biology, to be honest.

yes i know psychology is part of biology but you know what I mean
#101 to #23 - anon (12/20/2014) [-]
Psychology is part of Biology, Biology is part of Chemistry, and Chemistry is part of Physics.
#155 to #101 - buffalogriller (12/20/2014) [-]
"part of" why are they seperate fields then?
User avatar #52 to #23 - theghostrider (12/20/2014) [-]
NO, I DON'T.

THEREFORE, YOU'RE WRONG.
User avatar #53 to #52 - tastycrisps (12/20/2014) [-]
Physical attraction, especially to traits that are emphasized by a culture, falls more into psychology than to biology as a whole.
User avatar #54 to #53 - theghostrider (12/20/2014) [-]
I know that. I was just making an unfunny joke.
User avatar #180 to #8 - russiaexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
It's more geography, can you see those rock formations? They're perfect!
User avatar #150 to #8 - xikato (12/20/2014) [-]
psychology too
#143 to #8 - melolicious (12/20/2014) [-]
Depends on the age
User avatar #129 to #8 - ciacheczko (12/20/2014) [-]
Nah, it's physics. 100% heterosexual woman I just can't deny - when there are boobs, eyes always look at them eventually. i'ver already discussed thatr matter with other girls, and we all came to an agreement - it's definitely some gravitational pull directly affecting eyes, regardless of whether they are willing or not.
User avatar #72 to #8 - kurusudarling ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
biology is really just chemistry and chemistry is really just physics
User avatar #67 to #8 - timepimp (12/20/2014) [-]
i ******* love geometry
User avatar #56 to #8 - HardyUndertook ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
what if i physically look at that?
User avatar #1 - magicexplain (12/19/2014) [-]
2 boobs and a chick... And also her breasts
User avatar #70 to #62 - jonball (12/20/2014) [-]
tried what?
Not upvoting the probably most half assed comment i have seen on fj in about 2 months?
in that case i think i succeed.

The joke is so bad and doesn't make sense it kinda hurts to see people upvoting it.
User avatar #201 to #70 - magicexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
Brooooo you should know by now half passed comments get thumbs. Simple and stupid its how I live. Its how I roll. Don't be hatin you communist
User avatar #202 to #201 - magicexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
Assed
#203 to #202 - jonball (12/20/2014) [-]
Carry on i guess, 			****		 won't change anyways i presume.
Carry on i guess, **** won't change anyways i presume.
User avatar #204 to #203 - magicexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
Also replying first to content that is in the newest uploads to get more thumbs is soooo idiotic because sometimes its not about being the best but about being the first ;) ... Just some dumb ramblings from moronic person.
User avatar #205 to #204 - jonball (12/20/2014) [-]
I just, can't believe you got so many thumbs...
for that joke, it was so...
you know....

god damn this rustles my jimmies.
#29 to #1 - ldnelson (12/20/2014) [-]
If you like boobs check these out

no ban plz
#65 to #29 - niggernazi (12/20/2014) [-]
I'd ram my fully erect veiny schlong up her asshole until she screams for mercy and 			****		 blood for another week and then shoot my mighty cumshots on her small premature tits and then slap my flaccid schlong on her face back and forth if you know what i mean.
I'd ram my fully erect veiny schlong up her asshole until she screams for mercy and **** blood for another week and then shoot my mighty cumshots on her small premature tits and then slap my flaccid schlong on her face back and forth if you know what i mean.
User avatar #178 to #65 - vexille (12/20/2014) [-]
That gif is actually scaring me. Pls no.
#183 to #178 - tfwigetbanned (12/20/2014) [-]
u joined fj yesterday?
********** has been spamming this pic as long as i've been alive
User avatar #200 to #183 - vexille (12/20/2014) [-]
I've never seen this guy in all honesty.

#Roodbtw.
User avatar #208 to #200 - tfwigetbanned (12/21/2014) [-]
sorry m16 : ( the comment just gave me a feeling like someone on facebook when posting ragecomics. **** syntax
User avatar #184 to #183 - tfwigetbanned (12/20/2014) [-]
this gif* srry
User avatar #64 - Jenisist (12/20/2014) [-]
fake. what girl works out without a sports bra? dem things be bouncing everywhere otherwise.
User avatar #159 to #64 - QuestionMarks ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
my wife

if you get used to the bounce and strain then it doesn't hurt as much
(she's a C)

if you get up to D and Beyond ok
User avatar #121 to #64 - aurumleo (12/20/2014) [-]
Bingo. Equality =/= Biological equality.
User avatar #135 to #64 - synthane (12/20/2014) [-]
I was checking the comments to see if someone else said this before I did.

If she actually was exercising without a sports bra, she was planning on losing more than just her shirt. If you know what I mean.
User avatar #98 to #64 - Einsty (12/20/2014) [-]
Unless she aerodynamic.
#47 - seras (12/20/2014) [-]
Ah, yes, Knallerfrauen. Basically Sex Jokes The Sketch Show.
Martina Hill is pretty awesome, though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=okFWkvbRMkc
#210 to #47 - anon (12/22/2014) [-]
Knallerfrauen, Auf der Suche nach dem Höschen, Martina Hill
Martina Hill <3
#103 to #47 - jowblob (12/20/2014) [-]
Ein deutscher auf Funnyjunk?
User avatar #115 to #103 - AnonsForSure (12/20/2014) [-]
There's even hungarians on here, so why do you think it's that unlikely?
#123 to #115 - jowblob (12/20/2014) [-]
I didn't say it's unlikely. It was just a question.
#125 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Then you realize, it's a long haired dude.
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#160 to #125 - anon (12/20/2014) [-]
Ooh look at me I post a picture of my character on every comment I make.
I'm interesting
#207 to #160 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
But that's a cat..not a character.
User avatar #190 to #160 - supremg (12/20/2014) [-]
would've loved to see their replies. shame, he deleted them
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User avatar #167 to #161 - roflstorm (12/20/2014) [-]
It would have been smarter to not log on m8
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User avatar #169 to #168 - roflstorm (12/20/2014) [-]
Don't like something?
Ignore it and move on.
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User avatar #172 to #170 - roflstorm (12/20/2014) [-]
Because i'm not in a bad mood.
I'm explaining how some things work around Funnyjunk.
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User avatar #174 to #173 - roflstorm (12/20/2014) [-]
That's all up to you, dude.
#128 to #125 - fapperdefap (12/20/2014) [-]
Long blond hai mentioned, swell with arian pride
User avatar #133 to #128 - cookiecoketwo (12/20/2014) [-]
How does one let their hair become so glorious?
#134 to #133 - fapperdefap (12/20/2014) [-]
Long time waiting... and mine has always had a flow like that. Its not as fab when its windy though
#136 to #134 - fapperdefap (12/20/2014) [-]
Also you have to accept that no matter how long your beard is, people will confuse you for a woman from behind
#209 to #136 - thejudgingmoose (12/21/2014) [-]
Probably your hips.   
   
Nice hair though, my friend. You have my approval.
Probably your hips.

Nice hair though, my friend. You have my approval.
#189 to #136 - fuzzywussi (12/20/2014) [-]
just hold on a second, u are a dude ?¿  how dare you trick me with those fabulous blonde hair of yours
just hold on a second, u are a dude ?¿ how dare you trick me with those fabulous blonde hair of yours
User avatar #158 to #136 - isolovegames (12/20/2014) [-]
unless you give yourself an amazing handlebar beard thing that you can see from behind your head.
User avatar #141 to #136 - cookiecoketwo (12/20/2014) [-]
What if I do a ****** dwarf beard? And make sure people see it.
User avatar #148 to #136 - thebritishguy (12/20/2014) [-]
wearing skinny jeans is a bad idea if you don't want to be mustaken for a femaLe
User avatar #153 to #148 - fapperdefap (12/20/2014) [-]
Those aren't skinny jeans...
User avatar #63 - Karfeyenta (12/20/2014) [-]
that would actually be equality. "public indecency" should be the revealing of genitalia. Boobs are not genitalia.
User avatar #102 to #63 - koneella (12/20/2014) [-]
it is completly legal. the thing is that men would love it.
User avatar #104 to #63 - aurumleo (12/20/2014) [-]
What equality? The biological differences of men and women are painfully obvious. If the sexuality of women' breasts are normalized like the nature of men' chest, then it would be ******* bor-- Hmm well, topless girls with jumping rope would be arousing sight for me. However, look at the tribes in Africa: Men walking around topless women as if men have no sexual interest in women' breasts. I don't ******* want my future descendents to become like those people with lack of sex drive toward to women' breasts.

*cough* Back to my original topic. Equality is about equal opportunities, not equal biology. Am I wrong, people?
User avatar #119 to #104 - tsoper (12/20/2014) [-]
Welltbh idc much about breasts, id rather see vagina because thats what really gets me off.
#156 to #63 - tarabostes (12/20/2014) [-]
I don't think men would mind that much, maybe for the old women with saggy-ass tits... But what?Do some people think if their child will see a topless woman they'll become perverts? I could have seen no tits at all and i would still be a pervert! I mean , if a kid is raised seeing bewbs , he won't make a big deal out of it, but now in some families, if there's a woman topless walkin' the momma will cover her kids's eyes. Must be those strong-ass religious 'merican families i guess....... But i would not mind seeing women walkin' around topless.... Meh , maybe some flat-chested bishes will die of jealousy if they see your breasts? hehe













Man, i sure do love this image....
#73 to #63 - anon (12/20/2014) [-]
They're still used for sex. They're like natural sex toys. And it's not bc of some weird cultural crap, they're actually really sensitive and work well for sex. Male nipples on the other hand... not great.
User avatar #74 to #73 - Karfeyenta (12/20/2014) [-]
that's not the evolutionary purpose of breasts. Some breasts are sensitive, but most of the girls I've dated either had a personal bias against breast play, or they weren't sensitive enough to be enjoyable to both partners.

Breasts, in no way, improve the process of reproduction. They're there as a food source to young children once it's already been 'produced', to use crude terms. People are attracted to breasts for the same reasons a woman would be attracted to larger muscles or broad shoulders: it's an attractive trait that is subconsciously tied to the ideal mate.

Breasts are NOT sex toys. Not to sound like a tumblr bitch, but not even the parts actually used in the process of reproduction should ever be referred to as "toys". If your partner is submissive and gives you consent to refer to him or her as your toy, that's different.
User avatar #80 to #74 - Sethorein (12/20/2014) [-]
is it so crazy for an aspect of the human body to serve two functions?
User avatar #82 to #80 - Karfeyenta (12/20/2014) [-]
not in the slightest. Please elaborate?
User avatar #86 to #82 - Sethorein (12/20/2014) [-]
breasts can be both the means for feeding offspring and erogenous tissue.
User avatar #87 to #86 - Karfeyenta (12/20/2014) [-]
I agree. But a lot of women agree that the neck can be stimulated in a way as to turn her on. Many areas can be stimulated in such a way. The butt cheeks do nothing at all for reproduction other than look attractive (which doesn't count in my opinion), and yet that can be erogenous.
User avatar #88 to #87 - Sethorein (12/20/2014) [-]
the ideal hip to bust ratio is actually a genetic honest indicator for fertility.
User avatar #89 to #88 - Karfeyenta (12/20/2014) [-]
refer to my comment #81, if you would
User avatar #78 to #74 - telmerthisisasix (12/20/2014) [-]
They are related to reproduction though. Healthy breasts suggests ability to feed offspring, appealing to paternal instinct and causing arousal. Hence their being viewed as I dunno what the term would be, but how 'bout reproductive organs.
User avatar #81 to #78 - Karfeyenta (12/20/2014) [-]
that's exactly what I said though. You see healthy breasts and your subconscious mind thinks that's a good trait for a mate to have. That's what all attraction is. That's why women like stronger men, or richer men. Women want to be taken care of, so they tend to look for certain traits. Evolutionarily speaking, men want to find a woman that will make a good mother. Wider hips mean that she will most likely not die during childbirth (da booty) and so on.

We're describing the psychological basics of attraction here. If we were to hide everything that could be considered attractive, everyone would be wearing burkas. Just because it's attractive, doesn't mean it's sexual.
User avatar #83 to #81 - telmerthisisasix (12/20/2014) [-]
Hey, I'm not against the hiding of breasts, and I think a lot of dudes would be with me on that. Just trying to make sense of legal stuffs.
User avatar #84 to #83 - Karfeyenta (12/20/2014) [-]
that makes perfect sense, and if I came off as rude, then I apologize. I tend to explain my opinions in a matter-of-fact tone.
#171 to #74 - strychnine (12/20/2014) [-]
Are you a dyke?
Are you a dyke?
#132 to #74 - anon (12/20/2014) [-]
So your point it's, as breasts are not there to use them for sex, they should have the same treat as the male counterpart.

Yeah my ex-gf said the same thing, and it was not like I didn't agree with her, I don't mind girls going topless. But I don't see that as a good argument. They're not for sex, but they are USED for that, making them sexual, and then having the same treat as sexual organs.

Once again, I'm not against topless women, I just don't like the argument of "evolution", I'm sure there's a simpler way to excuse that women should be allowed to be topless in public just as men.
User avatar #90 to #73 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/20/2014) [-]
men's nipples are just as sensitive as female nipples.
#106 to #90 - anon (12/20/2014) [-]
If that was true then women are whiny cunts that lie about their body
User avatar #76 to #63 - aximil (12/20/2014) [-]
It's legal in New York for women to go topless. I'm not sure about other places though.
User avatar #175 to #76 - broale (12/20/2014) [-]
Austin Texas reporting in. They can here
User avatar #197 to #175 - commontroll (12/20/2014) [-]
All of Texas bruh. It's just that nobody does it except in Austin.

******* hippies. Just kidding, I love Austin.
User avatar #199 to #197 - broale (12/20/2014) [-]
ah, was not aware. I've only seen it in Austin. nah dude, **** the hippies. but they tend to stay in Austin so I cant gripe too much
User avatar #95 to #76 - eyemeralds ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
but.. the catcalling
User avatar #97 to #95 - aximil (12/20/2014) [-]
Here, kitty kitty kitty!
#131 to #95 - anon (12/20/2014) [-]
> "Women have the equal chance to be topless as men"
> "Poor women! They don't show a sexual part of their body because people will say nice things about it"

This has two easy solutions, either stop using tits for sexual arousal OR give up and accept that, if you go showing your tits, people will comment on it.
User avatar #92 to #76 - smashingtonic (12/20/2014) [-]
It's legal in San Francisco to be nude it public. You just have to carry a towel around if you plan on sitting down anywhere. It was a while ago when I heard that, so I wouldn't know if they've changed it or not
User avatar #93 to #92 - aximil (12/20/2014) [-]
I'm not really sure how I feel about that. Topless is one thing. Full nudity is a whole other game.
User avatar #94 to #93 - smashingtonic (12/20/2014) [-]
It's not something you'd see all the time, or even a lot people doing it. It's pretty cold in San Fran
User avatar #91 to #76 - Shramin (12/20/2014) [-]
Legal in Ontario as well.
#27 - ggmmaann (12/20/2014) [-]
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#12 - cuteasiangirls (12/20/2014) [-]
double penetration happened afterwards
double penetration happened afterwards
User avatar #116 to #12 - raquizta (12/20/2014) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #142 to #116 - youhgee (12/20/2014) [-]
Mystery Team. The same people who are involved with Derrick comedy.
User avatar #144 to #142 - ghostp (12/20/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure he was asking about cuteasiangirls' photo and not yours
User avatar #146 to #144 - youhgee (12/20/2014) [-]
Oh! Jesus Christ I'm retarded.
User avatar #145 to #144 - ghostp (12/20/2014) [-]
*gif, not photo, please excuse my tardness
User avatar #179 to #12 - jackmaccone (12/20/2014) [-]
accurate
#79 to #12 - youhgee (12/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #139 - amsel (12/20/2014) [-]
TBH girls should be able to go topless wherever guys can go topless. In most countries of the world they already can. Sweden doesn't have "topless beaches" because every beach is a topless beach if you want it to be. The UK and subsequently America sort of invented the idea that women need their tops covered as well (and we make fun of Islamic countries for a very similar extension of that rule).

It should still be socially inappropriate (but not illegal) for both men and women though to run around topless on like city streets, in retail establishments, their places of work, parties that aren't topless themed, etc. It makes people focus on the wrong things in life when everyone is topless.
#177 to #139 - addf (12/20/2014) [-]
in new york you can walk around topless, at least in manhattan. don't know why anyone would do that though.
User avatar #147 to #139 - stifflimb (12/20/2014) [-]
Our beaches arn't just topless, they are nude beaches, you can always be nude as long as you dont do it with intent of harassing people with it, it's so loose of a law I'm suprised not every other walks around naked.
#120 - anon (12/20/2014) [-]
Shouldn't there be a mirror in fron of them?
User avatar #58 - megaton (12/20/2014) [-]
i was expecting them to take their pants off to see if she would follow suit
#17 - include (12/20/2014) [-]
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#59 to #17 - neogiga (12/20/2014) [-]
ainsley harriott exe
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#57 - anon (12/20/2014) [-]
IS SHE TRYING TO KILL THOSE MEN, RIGOROUS WORKOUT, AND SHE MADE THEIR HEART RATE EVEN HIGHER.
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