equal to the spoon hump
| |
Anonymous comments allowed.
132 comments displayed.
#10 to #1
-
hoponthefeelstrain (01/21/2014) [-] It happens, sometimes I want to go for a round two but my fiancé is too tired. Or sometimes he's just not in the mood and he'd rather cuddle.
#17 to #10
-
atticusspc (01/21/2014) [-] tell me, does round two usually mean that she didnt get satisfied enough or that shes just especially horny that day..?
#22 to #18
-
atticusspc (01/21/2014) [-] yea i understood i was kind of just asking in general what it means when girls want more sex (especially right after a session). thanks, thats good to know
#23 to #22
-
hoponthefeelstrain (01/21/2014) [-] It's like when you go up to get seconds, even if you're full sometimes it was just sooo good you needed to grab a little more.
#97 to #27
-
macbookfan (01/22/2014) [-]
Being in a relationship for 2 years, generally really satisfied by my girlfriend, and being very stressed from time to time i can confirm about a 1% risk of this happening.
#218 to #121
-
hesorama (01/22/2014) [-] A few nights ago my gf and I were watching some romantic movie on Amazon Prime. It was her idea, it looked kinda lame. But she wanted to watch it. So, expecting it to be terrible, I sat there holding her. No problem. Surprisingly enough, it was a feels-y movie, and I actually wanted to continue with it. Meanwhile, she gets distracted by my manhood, and is asking why I'm not ready to go.. I was like "Girrrll you brought this on yourself, I want to see what happens to this guy on the tv." But yes, I was slightly offended that she just kinda expected it. We ****** in the when it was over.
#58
-
wardylocks (01/21/2014) [-] reading the comments and jesus christ
guys, girls are literally just as ******* dirty as guys okay
instead of sitting back and being like 'hurrhur yeah in another world' NO
not even in a 'girls can do it better hurhur' way, im in a relationship and im pretty sure some of the time my boyfriend is like 'jesus christ, how is she still horny'
i enjoy porn and i think about sex quite often, most of my time on the internet is on the ann summers website.
just accept it into your hearts that there are girls out there and we are just as filthy as you, if not more. were just a lot more hidden about it because if we go blabbing about we're suddenly 'whores'
guys, girls are literally just as ******* dirty as guys okay
instead of sitting back and being like 'hurrhur yeah in another world' NO
not even in a 'girls can do it better hurhur' way, im in a relationship and im pretty sure some of the time my boyfriend is like 'jesus christ, how is she still horny'
i enjoy porn and i think about sex quite often, most of my time on the internet is on the ann summers website.
just accept it into your hearts that there are girls out there and we are just as filthy as you, if not more. were just a lot more hidden about it because if we go blabbing about we're suddenly 'whores'
#74 to #58
-
nigeltheoutlaw (01/22/2014) [-] Dirty doesn't mean high sex drive, but I'm just speaking from personal experience since neither of the girls I've been with had particularly high sex drives.
#144 to #58
-
oceanfrank (01/22/2014) [-] That terrible moment when half of my sex partners couldnt get me to cum even after 90+ minutes of sex (I was doing most of the work >.>). They give up trying due to fatigue and I gotta rub one out to fall asleep. Then when we wake up together the next day they ask, "Can we do it again? I'm not sore anymore!" and im like, "No im tired. let me sleep."
#116 to #88
-
hoponthefeelstrain (01/22/2014) [-] you should spend more time outside and maybe strike up a conversation with an actual girl so you can see what girls are like, not only know what the internet tells you females are like.
#122 to #119
-
hoponthefeelstrain (01/22/2014) [-] Judging from your comment I assume you don't. Sometimes it's relevant to mention your gender.
#269 to #127
-
wardylocks (01/22/2014) [-] im aware, thanks.
but im pointing out the obviously not so obvious to some of these guys who seem to think girls hate sex etc.
but im pointing out the obviously not so obvious to some of these guys who seem to think girls hate sex etc.
#83 to #58
-
dehnoobshow (01/22/2014) [-] I knew this quite a while ago. Women require way more to be satisfied. It's like the fact they hide it is making their desire increase ten-fold. I got my hands on a girl who isn't shy to show her desire. But I still doubt I'd be able to keep up. To avoid a story;
Wish my balls luck. They're gonna need it.
Wish my balls luck. They're gonna need it.
#112 to #58
-
dubsaremylifebro (01/22/2014) [-] I have to agree. Bitch wouldn't get off my back even afterwards....Women get a hell of alot more horny than guys sometimes. I didn't know it was true until itw as to late... Gif unrelated.
#69 to #58
-
Nullifier (01/22/2014) [-] I don't think that's disputed here, at least not among people who have ever talked to a single girl ever.
But girls are generally horny for longer times, while guys are more frequently horny, if that makes sense. A girl will be "still horny" like you said, but it's significantly harder to find a boy who isn't in the mood.
But girls are generally horny for longer times, while guys are more frequently horny, if that makes sense. A girl will be "still horny" like you said, but it's significantly harder to find a boy who isn't in the mood.
#70 to #69
-
wardylocks (01/22/2014) [-] well im here to inform people that this actually happens, horny girls and girls who actually enjoy sex are not imaginary. it really annoys me.
i have both, ill be turned on for ages and then it'll go or it will come and go. instead of singling out girls as being totally weird for being sexual, just understand that were basically the same.
i have both, ill be turned on for ages and then it'll go or it will come and go. instead of singling out girls as being totally weird for being sexual, just understand that were basically the same.
#71 to #70
-
Nullifier (01/22/2014) [-] And.....you didn't read my comment. Sigh.
I literally agreed with that.
But I've had like 3 occasions in my entire life where my girlfriend was horny and I wasn't, and it's generally because something big and stressful was going on. On the other hand, there have been many, many times when she's not in the mood and I am.
I don't speak for literally everyone, but like i said in the first post, i'm speaking generally. And if you'd have read it closely, I agree that girls have the complete potential to be equally sexual or more than guys. That wasn't the point of my comment.
I literally agreed with that.
But I've had like 3 occasions in my entire life where my girlfriend was horny and I wasn't, and it's generally because something big and stressful was going on. On the other hand, there have been many, many times when she's not in the mood and I am.
I don't speak for literally everyone, but like i said in the first post, i'm speaking generally. And if you'd have read it closely, I agree that girls have the complete potential to be equally sexual or more than guys. That wasn't the point of my comment.
#6
-
meowmeowman (01/21/2014) [-] As a Man whose Fiancee has a higher libido than I do.... that's kinda accurate.
#73 to #6
-
holywarstpd (01/22/2014) [-] Well I can help her out when you're not up to it.
Is she hot?
Is she hot?
#78 to #6
-
xnotcreative (01/22/2014) [-]
Has your girlfriend ever woken you up by sitting on top of your legs and grinding against your bare legs before?
#229 to #210
-
LordoftheBacon (01/22/2014) [-] No such thing...I have gone to the point I dont even get a dribble out of the tip and I keep going back for more.....gf left me and I was single for 4 years not 1 female not even a 1 night stand. MFW I met my new GF our first night together.
#233 to #231
-
LordoftheBacon (01/22/2014) [-] Yes it was. It was painful at times. Then that girl I met I mentioned before we dated for 1 year she dumped me and now im on anti biotics cause she gave me gono. MFW I had gono for a year and diddnt realize it.
#33
-
rambomanthree (01/21/2014) [-] **** ****** ...
I wish i had a girlfriend with a libido... at least at all
>take gf out on date
>go see hobbit, and take her to super nice japanese place to eat
>spend over 100 dollars
>totally into me
>start talking about parents
>complain about how i had to put up with the sound of them ******* all night
>gf asks how long they were together
>me: 2 montsh
>gf: 2 months? wow that's soon to be having sex..
>mfw i realize she does not believe in having sex
>MFW she grinds her ******* butt against me every night in her sleep.
>MFW she teases the **** out of me but will never ever let me do anything ever. more than kissing.
>MFW terrible ******* blue balls
>MFW if i talk to her about our lack of intimacy she would get offended and i would sound like an asshole
>MFW i stay with her because im a good ******* guy and she is cool... other than having no intimacy what so ever
I wish i had a girlfriend with a libido... at least at all
>take gf out on date
>go see hobbit, and take her to super nice japanese place to eat
>spend over 100 dollars
>totally into me
>start talking about parents
>complain about how i had to put up with the sound of them ******* all night
>gf asks how long they were together
>me: 2 montsh
>gf: 2 months? wow that's soon to be having sex..
>mfw i realize she does not believe in having sex
>MFW she grinds her ******* butt against me every night in her sleep.
>MFW she teases the **** out of me but will never ever let me do anything ever. more than kissing.
>MFW terrible ******* blue balls
>MFW if i talk to her about our lack of intimacy she would get offended and i would sound like an asshole
>MFW i stay with her because im a good ******* guy and she is cool... other than having no intimacy what so ever
#37 to #35
-
rambomanthree (01/21/2014) [-] No
I'm not like that.
As a guy, who has been cheated on in every relationship... it feels like ******* **** to get cheated on. and it is a dick thing to do..
even if i want to **** so bad..and i have a better chance at ******* a nun than your own girlfriend. and im so pent up sexually that every time i fap i beat the **** out of my pillow and cry...
I still don't cheat
I'm not like that.
As a guy, who has been cheated on in every relationship... it feels like ******* **** to get cheated on. and it is a dick thing to do..
even if i want to **** so bad..and i have a better chance at ******* a nun than your own girlfriend. and im so pent up sexually that every time i fap i beat the **** out of my pillow and cry...
I still don't cheat
#45 to #37
-
iworkforlaughs (01/21/2014) [-] Well sucks for you brother, but as young man you should be getting all that you can stand.....
#47 to #45
-
rambomanthree (01/21/2014) [-] Even if i was single
Im not exactly prime real estate so to speak..
not like anyone out there would **** me.
Im not exactly prime real estate so to speak..
not like anyone out there would **** me.
#48 to #47
-
iworkforlaughs (01/21/2014) [-] Not with that attitude dude. Damn IF you can make them laugh then you're in. Some Confidence wouldn't kill you either bro.
#53 to #52
-
iworkforlaughs (01/21/2014) [-]
And Dick, and if you give them some confident dick YOWZER!!!!
#59 to #33
-
atomschlumpf (01/21/2014) [-] Dude, I totally agree with alzawrath, but first talk to her about it. Sex is a part of a relationship and if she doesn't want that but you do then this is never gonna work. But you can talk to her about it, about what you want and hell, it will feel good for her, too so she might agree if you are reasonable.
#72 to #33
-
nigeltheoutlaw (01/22/2014) [-] You need to dump that bitch and find a woman who actually satisfies you. Like I said, this is a friendship, not a relationship, and you are a lilly livered bitch for not finding a woman that actually wants to satisfy you.
#77 to #76
-
nigeltheoutlaw (01/22/2014) [-] No, it's not. Sex is a large part of relationships, and there is nothing wrong with leaving someone who refuses to have sex with and satisfy you; you stayed, you tried, and it's alright to bail when you don't succeed. Like I said, a relationship without sex is a glorified friendship, and your girl obviously doesn't care that much about you if she's not willing to satisfy your needs even when you're "so pent up sexually that every time i fap i beat the **** out of my pillow and cry".
#98 to #77
-
rambomanthree (01/22/2014) [-] Well, its not like.. if i dump my girlfriend i will have any better chance at getting laid
#145 to #98
-
anon (01/22/2014) [-] well yourlook, I'm not gonna say dump her. if she doesn't want to have sex, and you respect that decision then i feel like you shouldn't be complaining. you complied to that. but if you secretly do have an issue with her not putting out, then you need to talk to her about it. not just have a small , suggestion and then crawl into your shell when she gets mad at it. i mean a seriously adult to adult talk about it. And tell her if that if she's not gonna let you have the cake, don't tease to the point you can't take it anymore but can't do anything about it. I do have sex with my girlfriend, but before she would tease me and not have sex just to **** with me and damn it i would be step away from rape. So talk to her dude. i mean you have needs. if you satisfy her needs, you atleast need your needs satisfied too. and if she says sex is out of the question, there's other things ya can do to avoid the dreaded blue balls. like atleast a handjob or something.
tl;dr: talk to her dude.
tl;dr: talk to her dude.
#109 to #98
-
nigeltheoutlaw (01/22/2014) [-] You will have a better chance because your current chance is zero. Plus it's worse with her since she keeps getting your hopes up of the possibility of sex with no intention of actually having sex with you.
#228 to #189
-
seanito (01/22/2014) [-] Listen to this while watching your avatar dance.... do it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a1YGdLNdms
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a1YGdLNdms
#195 to #33
-
phudgepacker (01/22/2014) [-] How do you not believe in having sex? Its something human ******* beings do its not like a godamn complex theory or something. Dumb bitch
#203 to #195
-
danniegurl (01/22/2014) [-] It might be up to a certain point, some wait until they're in love, some wait until they feel they are ready, others until they're married.
#214 to #33
-
wontforget ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-] THANK YOU. This describes a relationship I once had with the girl I loved more than any other girl I have ever been with, but eventually I just couldn't take it any more. I was nice to her, I never cheated on her, I'd like to think I was a really good boyfriend. But goddam eventually I just couldn't take anymore of the lack of intimacy. It sucks
#40 to #33
-
legendofbrian (01/21/2014) [-] I am literally in this exact situation. I feel you dude. It sucks
#100 to #33
-
peekabeast (01/22/2014) [-] Want to ask for sex without sounding like an asshole? Use this: "I'm an adult, and I want this to be an adult relationship. You're worth waiting for, but I've been waiting. Maybe we each want something different out of this." If it doesn't work and she gets mad, break up with her.
And yes, I did get this from Scrubs.
And yes, I did get this from Scrubs.
#246 to #33
-
anon (01/22/2014) [-] I applaud what you're doing. If you care for a girl, and respect her, you should respect her limits and wait until she is ready to take that step with you.
However, maybe you should have a conversation with her about teasing and her beliefs regarding sex. There is a huge difference between wanting to wait for sex and not believing that sex should be part of a relationship. Have an open conversation about why she isn't being intimate, and set some boundaries for her that would make it easier on you.
My fiance and I have been together for two years and haven't been intimate. It sucks and it can be really difficult, but he and I both believe strongly in waiting for marriage, and we've grown a lot closer through the experience of waiting. A big part of respecting your man is not doing things that arouse him when I'm not willing to go that far.
However, maybe you should have a conversation with her about teasing and her beliefs regarding sex. There is a huge difference between wanting to wait for sex and not believing that sex should be part of a relationship. Have an open conversation about why she isn't being intimate, and set some boundaries for her that would make it easier on you.
My fiance and I have been together for two years and haven't been intimate. It sucks and it can be really difficult, but he and I both believe strongly in waiting for marriage, and we've grown a lot closer through the experience of waiting. A big part of respecting your man is not doing things that arouse him when I'm not willing to go that far.
#256 to #246
-
commontroll (01/22/2014) [-] I completely agree with anon here. If she's worth it, and if she feels so strongly about it, tell her that it doesn't make it any easier for you if she just teases you.
#36 to #33
-
alzawrath (01/21/2014) [-]
This doesn't make you a "cool guy". This makes you a pushover. I don't mean this in a bad way, mind me, but you deserve better, hell anyone deserves better if it concerns a bf/gf.
Part of beeing in a relationship is sex. It's not the most important part, but it's a part. And denying your partner sex, is like saying "I don't want an entire relationship with you".
How is it supposed to make you feel that she doesn't put out? This is gonna get on your self esteem man.
I've been in the situation, and after 2,5 years (yes, it can drag on that long) I decided to break it off. It may not be a "cool move" but neither is she acting that way.
I'm telling you, from experience, don't do this to yourself and break it off.
Part of beeing in a relationship is sex. It's not the most important part, but it's a part. And denying your partner sex, is like saying "I don't want an entire relationship with you".
How is it supposed to make you feel that she doesn't put out? This is gonna get on your self esteem man.
I've been in the situation, and after 2,5 years (yes, it can drag on that long) I decided to break it off. It may not be a "cool move" but neither is she acting that way.
I'm telling you, from experience, don't do this to yourself and break it off.
#220 to #36
-
disniggahere (01/22/2014) [-] I don't know, his story gives me the impression that he hasn't tried to even talk about what he's feeling. This does not make him a pushover at all. If i am right, then his problem is not communicating.
#201 to #33
-
danniegurl (01/22/2014) [-] Some people want to wait until they're married or at least feel ready. Either deal with it or leave.
To me, 2 months is really freaking early.
I do other things with my bf, but we've been together for 7 months.
To me, 2 months is really freaking early.
I do other things with my bf, but we've been together for 7 months.
#104
-
hammarhead (01/22/2014) [-] I've been with a girl for 4 months now, slowly trying to get her to do more, the most i can get is shirt off. She's so god damn awkward with this though, she never knows what she's doing. Maybe one of these days.
#133 to #104
-
alcoholicsemen (01/22/2014) [-] i wouldnt know **** so take this advice with a grain a lot of skepticism
get her to reveal her fantasies anything that would make her pause and get horny
if they are doable then make them happen
other method get her permission to try bdsm
tie her up
use vibrator
as she starts to feel good get her admit to wanting the D
get her to reveal her fantasies anything that would make her pause and get horny
if they are doable then make them happen
other method get her permission to try bdsm
tie her up
use vibrator
as she starts to feel good get her admit to wanting the D
#147 to #133
-
hammarhead (01/22/2014) [-] you mustve missed the whole, how far ive gotten in four months thing. I'm sorry, I love you for trying, but that is the worst idea i've ever heard. And someone proposed enslaving all men for warmth to me.
#167 to #164
-
alcoholicsemen (01/22/2014) [-] wait im sorry i didnt read that last bit fully before commenting im an ass
as far as my ideas they are hail marys when it involves people and emotions
as far as my ideas they are hail marys when it involves people and emotions
#141 to #104
-
rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-] I thought you said "I've been a girl for 4 months now"
haha
haha
#154 to #153
-
rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-] Everyone at the club likes him nice and plump so it helps.
#85
-
djlonthree ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-] when is a boyfriend not horny? I ask because im all ways horny, even in school
#94 to #85
-
douevensax (01/22/2014) [-] When something big is going on, or you're depressed, or full of some sort of emotion. Also maybe because you are tired.
#244
-
dogeate (01/22/2014) [-] I though this was alluding to gay sex because spongebob nose is erect while squidwards is still floppy.
#237 to #168
-
nuclearderp (01/22/2014) [-] God this got me good. Reading it in his voice made this even funnier, I dunno why.
