Epic Party. Well, I guess this guy is screwed.... he Original my BEST CLEANING SERVICE IN TOWN'. I have the Yelp reviews to prove in Monique' s Professional and
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Well, I guess this guy is screwed...

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he Original my
BEST CLEANING SERVICE IN TOWN'.
I have the Yelp reviews to prove in
Monique' s Professional and reliable cleaning service
Basic and deep cleaning available at VERY affordable prices.
Provide residential, spamanon, and clean up.
Services include:
Kitchen/ Bathroom Sanitation.
cleaning. Dusting, vacuum, sweep, mop Empty
trash and waste baskets
Email Monique for price estimation
My with an " water:
Messages Cleaning Sew... an
I can probably be out
there sometime tomorrow
morning.
What exactly are we going
to be workin with?
Will it just need some
simple
mopping/ sweeping/ vacua
ming or a deeper clean?
is there anything that
needs to be cleaned up
specifically? Spilled wine
or vomit?
so what specifically
needs to be cleaned? Will
the carpet need to be
steamed?
Well, if there is vomit on
the carpet, it' s the least of
your worries. You may
want to get somebody to
fix the walls
You' ll need to hire
somebody else to patch
those up.
OK that room looks
absolutely destroyed. I
can' t clean that.
I can' t believe you actually
let people do this to your
house
I can' t help you. sorry
Listen kid, you' re the one
that did this to your
parent' s house
so don' t bring my services
into question.
I can clean but you' re
going to need an
electrician, a repairman
and who know' s what else
Stop texting me you little
**** !
...
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#19 - badboyscout (11/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Your wish has been granted
Your wish has been granted
#22 - pappathethird (11/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I like how the cleaning lady is very diplomatic until she threatens with a bad yelp review
I like how the cleaning lady is very diplomatic until she threatens with a bad yelp review

#2 - manbearpiglet ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Where I thought this was going
#17 - thismustbeseen (11/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
a little vacuum, a little swiffer... the place is practically spotless already.
#13 - miia ONLINE (11/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Stop texting me you little **** !"
lost it.
#40 - cazabrow (11/06/2013) [-]
" **** got wild and I woke up with my house looking like Jumanji."
#8 - nighthawxx (11/06/2013) [-]
I want to see that yelp review
I want to see that yelp review
#6 - romdadon (11/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i wish he had put his parents reaction when they saw all that
i wish he had put his parents reaction when they saw all that
#10 to #6 - johnpoppy (11/06/2013) [-]
I don't think it was real...
User avatar #4 - shiningfinger ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Reminds me of a bad late 80's/early 90's movie
#56 - jimmyCarrols (11/06/2013) [-]
this guy needs the wolf
#15 - psychosamm (11/06/2013) [-]
That bitch is so screwed when his/her parents get home.
That bitch is so screwed when his/her parents get home.
#73 - textastrophe (11/06/2013) [-]
Thanks for conveniently removing our watermark and giving us no credit.

via textastrophe.com
User avatar #63 - tynerd (11/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**tynerd rolls 47**
If dubs, I burn my house down.
User avatar #65 to #63 - maiqtehliar (11/06/2013) [-]
**maiqtehliar rolls 55**
#45 - FatherPedobear (11/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
These things are like greentexts for iphones. They're almost never real, but still funny from time to time.
#28 - hahahaheidi (11/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw I went to school with a kid name Ricky Diggs
mfw I went to school with a kid name Ricky Diggs
#43 - cactusphalus (11/06/2013) [-]
"Let's cuddle"
"Let's cuddle"
User avatar #34 - sonicwind (11/06/2013) [-]
I wouldnt hire someone that advertises on Craigs lists and uses Txts to get hired to start with. but this was funny
#9 - Jesusnipples (11/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - swimmingprodigy (11/06/2013) [-]
That was fantastic. Loved it
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