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Epic Party. Well, I guess this guy is screwed.... he Original my BEST CLEANING SERVICE IN TOWN'. I have the Yelp reviews to prove in Monique' s Professional and

Well, I guess this guy is screwed...

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he Original my
BEST CLEANING SERVICE IN TOWN'.
I have the Yelp reviews to prove in
Monique' s Professional and reliable cleaning service
Basic and deep cleaning available at VERY affordable prices.
Provide residential, spamanon, and clean up.
Services include:
Kitchen/ Bathroom Sanitation.
cleaning. Dusting, vacuum, sweep, mop Empty
trash and waste baskets
Email Monique for price estimation
My with an " water:
Messages Cleaning Sew... an
I can probably be out
there sometime tomorrow
morning.
What exactly are we going
to be workin with?
Will it just need some
simple
mopping/ sweeping/ vacua
ming or a deeper clean?
is there anything that
needs to be cleaned up
specifically? Spilled wine
or vomit?
so what specifically
needs to be cleaned? Will
the carpet need to be
steamed?
Well, if there is vomit on
the carpet, it' s the least of
your worries. You may
want to get somebody to
fix the walls
You' ll need to hire
somebody else to patch
those up.
OK that room looks
absolutely destroyed. I
can' t clean that.
I can' t believe you actually
let people do this to your
house
I can' t help you. sorry
Listen kid, you' re the one
that did this to your
parent' s house
so don' t bring my services
into question.
I can clean but you' re
going to need an
electrician, a repairman
and who know' s what else
Stop texting me you little
**** !
...
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#22 - pappathethird (11/06/2013) [-]
I like how the cleaning lady is very diplomatic until she threatens with a bad yelp review
I like how the cleaning lady is very diplomatic until she threatens with a bad yelp review

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User avatar #49 to #22 - Fgner (11/06/2013) [-]
Well to be fair, that's threatening her livelihood; To her it's her life, not a just a funny little joke.
User avatar #54 to #49 - PedoBearsBrother (11/06/2013) [-]
Well, their is no reason for the bad review though. She said she honestly couldn't do it...as obviously she couldn't. She was polite about it and tried to help.
User avatar #55 to #54 - Fgner (11/06/2013) [-]
Reread what I said. I have no idea what you think I meant.
User avatar #71 to #55 - PedoBearsBrother (11/06/2013) [-]
Yea, I kinda fudged up. Mah bad
#19 - badboyscout ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
Your wish has been granted
Your wish has been granted
User avatar #67 to #19 - cookiel (11/06/2013) [-]
I can't help but say I'm quite impressed with this.
User avatar #68 to #67 - badboyscout ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
thanks
#58 to #19 - wob (11/06/2013) [-]
Well you can expect an amazing yelp review from me!
#26 to #19 - ampy (11/06/2013) [-]
All in a days work.
#2 - manbearpiglet (11/05/2013) [-]
Where I thought this was going
#17 - thismustbeseen (11/06/2013) [-]
a little vacuum, a little swiffer... the place is practically spotless already.
#41 to #17 - misschokesonrocks (11/06/2013) [-]
Science Meredith, SCIENCE!
#21 to #17 - thenecromouser (11/06/2013) [-]
that took me almost all night but i finally fixed it.
#40 - cazabrow ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
" **** got wild and I woke up with my house looking like Jumanji."
#8 - nighthawxx (11/06/2013) [-]
I want to see that yelp review
I want to see that yelp review
User avatar #4 - shiningfinger (11/05/2013) [-]
Reminds me of a bad late 80's/early 90's movie
#56 - jimmyCarrols (11/06/2013) [-]
this guy needs the wolf
#13 - miia ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
"Stop texting me you little **** !"
lost it.
User avatar #16 to #13 - garin (11/06/2013) [-]
Well that's good because there wasn't really much else to lose it to after that
#15 - psychosamm (11/06/2013) [-]
That bitch is so screwed when his/her parents get home.
That bitch is so screwed when his/her parents get home.
#45 - FatherPedobear (11/06/2013) [-]
These things are like greentexts for iphones. They're almost never real, but still funny from time to time.
User avatar #47 to #45 - fuzzyballs (11/06/2013) [-]
they uh... the don't HAVE to be real
#48 to #47 - FatherPedobear (11/06/2013) [-]
No, some are made under the pretext that people already think they're fake. But the ones that try and appear to be real annoy me.
User avatar #50 to #48 - fuzzyballs (11/06/2013) [-]
okay, I'll add something to my sentence then
they uh... they don't HAVE to be real in order to be funny
#52 to #50 - FatherPedobear (11/06/2013) [-]
Very true. That was the point I was trying to make in my last comment.
User avatar #59 to #52 - fuzzyballs (11/06/2013) [-]
and the point I made with my first comment
#28 - hahahaheidi (11/06/2013) [-]
mfw I went to school with a kid name Ricky Diggs
mfw I went to school with a kid name Ricky Diggs
User avatar #29 to #28 - kreekydoorS (11/06/2013) [-]
did he punch holes in walls?
User avatar #31 to #29 - hahahaheidi (11/06/2013) [-]
I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

#46 - privoxy (11/06/2013) [-]
Wait guys.    
   
The picture of the baby brothers room.    
   
I just saw this here: www.funnyjunk.com/Headbangers+++Paint/funny-gifs/4872187/
Wait guys.

The picture of the baby brothers room.

I just saw this here: www.funnyjunk.com/Headbangers+++Paint/funny-gifs/4872187/
#43 - cactusphalus (11/06/2013) [-]
"Let's cuddle"
"Let's cuddle"
User avatar #34 - sonicwind (11/06/2013) [-]
I wouldnt hire someone that advertises on Craigs lists and uses Txts to get hired to start with. but this was funny
User avatar #7 - swimmingprodigy (11/06/2013) [-]
That was fantastic. Loved it
#73 - textastrophe (11/06/2013) [-]
Thanks for conveniently removing our watermark and giving us no credit.

via textastrophe.com
#9 - Jesusnipples (11/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#6 - romdadon (11/06/2013) [-]
i wish he had put his parents reaction when they saw all that
i wish he had put his parents reaction when they saw all that
#10 to #6 - johnpoppy (11/06/2013) [-]
I don't think it was real...
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