English. . PERM or BEING an E HMS H Mani KNEE? In susumu, an Hamil} Lute in THE PRESIDENT- I NEH: vow " THE Hum Fvst cqtm. All these clever folks in the comments section figuring out this complicated satirical masterpiece right in front of my eyes. What a beautiful triumph of human
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PERM or BEING an E HMS H Mani
KNEE? In susumu, an Hamil} Lute
in THE PRESIDENT-
I NEH: vow " THE Hum Fvst
cqtm
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Submitted: 12/10/2013
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User avatar #3 - obsidicus (12/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
my best friend is an English major. It's more like "As a result of your exceptional prowess in English, we would like to offer you no job."
#5 to #3 - charming (12/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's a part of the joke,
#19 - paintplayer (12/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
All these clever folks in the comments section figuring out this complicated satirical masterpiece right in front of my eyes. What a beautiful triumph of human intellect.
User avatar #1 - brobathehutt (12/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
So is this like an alternate reality?
#2 to #1 - tezhy (12/10/2013) [-]
Nope 100% reality.
#20 - eskaywalker (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #44 - brettyoke (12/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Glad somebody realized all of the jobs available as an English major:

Teacher
Author
Teacher
Poet
Teacher
Garbage collector
Teacher
Goldfish breeder
Teacher
Porn star acting as teacher
Teacher
User avatar #12 - hankpym (12/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
If you're an english major you apply for a government job
they usually need those guys to go to places and write reports about the location for them
all expense paid trip and they pay you money for it as well
#13 to #12 - places (12/10/2013) [-]
Well I certainly haven't seen any of them. I thought you said they were coming to me.
User avatar #9 - sanbonzakura ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
*meanwhile in a place that doesnt exist*
User avatar #38 - gnarlueck (12/11/2013) [-]
my name is jacob but im not an english major
#35 - skiskate (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Meanwhile in a parallel universe
User avatar #48 - charagrin (12/14/2013) [-]
lol, reminds me of my 9th grade English Teacher. She made a big deal out of every little thing in stories, and especially loved local artists. She brought in a exert from a local newspaper that had a submission from a locale. It was a poem, and the teacher made a huge deal over the double meanings the author was going for, the symbolism behind every word. one of the chicks stood up in class and told her she was wrong and did not know what she was talking about. The English teacher threw a bitch fit(like all teachers when questioned) until the girl revealed SHE wrote the poem, she said she literally made it in 5 minutes and her mom submitted it without telling her. Her name was on it and everything. We had a new English Teacher the next semester.
#42 - wamesburger (12/11/2013) [-]
My English teacher has this on her wall
#32 - pursh (12/11/2013) [-]
Christopher Nolan studied English literature!!!
TAKE THAT!

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User avatar #31 - swimmingprodigy (12/11/2013) [-]
>in a parallel universe.....
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#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2013) [-]
Or you can work a normal job while writing a future best seller novel, get it published , and live the rest of your life swimming in mulah like J.K. Rowling. Just a thought...
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