Encourage their ass. Health is important. IF VIII! SEE " INTESE PERSON DON' T. I mean like.. Guys.. I know it's funny. Yeah. Fat people are hilarious. But when they are jogging. Like jogging for real not running across mall aisle for more
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#10 - levitatingscrotum ONLINE (07/11/2014) [+] (22 replies)
I mean like.. Guys.. I know it's 						*******					 funny. Yeah. Fat people are 						*******					 hilarious. But when they are jogging. Like jogging for real not running across mall aisle for more muh doritos, don't laugh or point them out or anything. They are trying to fix themselves. Don't encourage them. Just.. Leave them be.
I mean like.. Guys.. I know it's ******* funny. Yeah. Fat people are ******* hilarious. But when they are jogging. Like jogging for real not running across mall aisle for more muh doritos, don't laugh or point them out or anything. They are trying to fix themselves. Don't encourage them. Just.. Leave them be.
#3 - bababuey (07/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'll do what I want son.
I'll do what I want son.
#2 - sinery (07/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#86 - oceanfrank (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Saw a pretty fat dude at the gym 1 months ago before I left for cali for a months vacation on the treadmill and then he went to do some like 45 minute nonstop muscle training 						****					 and I went up to him, patted him on the back and said, "You keep this up man and I'll be seeing you on the front of a calvin klein underwear package. Keep it going bro!" I saw him running and doing the same muscle routine for 90 minutes straight when I came back and he looked a good 15 lbs lighter and 25 lbs stronger. He recognized me and said, "Thanks for the motivation man... 						****					 was tough for me to leave the house and come work out but you're the first guy friendly enough to actually believe in me. Thank you." I then spotted him on the bench press... feels good man
Saw a pretty fat dude at the gym 1 months ago before I left for cali for a months vacation on the treadmill and then he went to do some like 45 minute nonstop muscle training **** and I went up to him, patted him on the back and said, "You keep this up man and I'll be seeing you on the front of a calvin klein underwear package. Keep it going bro!" I saw him running and doing the same muscle routine for 90 minutes straight when I came back and he looked a good 15 lbs lighter and 25 lbs stronger. He recognized me and said, "Thanks for the motivation man... **** was tough for me to leave the house and come work out but you're the first guy friendly enough to actually believe in me. Thank you." I then spotted him on the bench press... feels good man
#75 - 4chan refugee (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It's like laughing at an alcoholic for drinking water
User avatar #14 - LazierThanThou (07/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Actually, you should tell them that they're doing a lot of damage to their knees. If you're more than 30(or so) pounds over weight, you should do low impact cardio like walking to exercise. Running or jogging puts a lot of pressure on your knees and will wear away the cartilage, thus leading you to serious knee problems later on in life.
#88 - vatra (07/12/2014) [-]
I'll encourage them alright!
#24 - realvegzillar (07/11/2014) [-]
Why run when you can walk?
#79 - 4chan refugee (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
but fat people can't lose weight its all MUH GENETICS
but fat people can't lose weight its all MUH GENETICS
User avatar #56 - tacticalhog (07/12/2014) [+] (12 replies)
About working out, I'm kinda fat (6,2 and 230) and want to change this.

I'm willing to do the same workouts for several years as I live in an apartment and have access to basic equipment for free.

Does anyone have a workout to help with losing fat?
User avatar #71 to #56 - penileburglar (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, just go work out.

I'll probably get reds for the harsh answer, but asking on funnyjunk isn't going to get you a good answer. There are plenty of reputable resources and forums actually dedicated to that stuff available by a quick googlesearch or trip to the library, and your good English demonstrates that you most certainly have the basic intelligence to find them on your own. You're also at least smart enough to know they're going to have better, more reliable information than random people on a joke website. The fact that you're still asking random people on the internet for advice means you're just putting off the only step that matters--go make it happen.

Harsh, I know, but I was 5'5 and 200lbs in highschool, I'm 5'11 and 170 now and actually *teach* fitness as a martial arts instructor. The only advice I'd give that you wouldn't be better off finding from a reputable source is to find a physical activity you enjoy. A lot of people are intimidated to go do something *enjoyable* to get in shape because they think you have to start out fit, and that's simply not the case; there are a LOT of people out there trying to get in shape. Archery, martial arts, DDR / Stepmania, paintball/airsoft/lasertag, yoga, whatever floats your boat--all easy to get into and don't require you to start in good shape. I'm sure there are people out there who have done it, but I've never actually met anyone who got into shape solely by hitting the gym and doing repetitive workouts--it's a great supplement, but you need to find something physical to both entertain and motivate you.

Best of luck to ya.
#103 - benderisgreat ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #97 - charlesengine (07/12/2014) [-]
that duck is ******* scary as balls
#63 - childpls (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**childpls rolled image** mfw jogging fat people
#33 - 4chan refugee (07/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled image** all my rage
User avatar #1 - leonhardt (07/11/2014) [-]
**** you I'm doing both.
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