Emancipate me from these puns. .. "mouth rushmore" wow
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Emancipate me from these puns

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Submitted: 11/09/2013
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User avatar #2 - furryflava (11/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"mouth rushmore"
wow
User avatar #1 - captainfuckitall (11/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What wonderful shinangians will we here about tomorrow, in the next episode of "Tumblr Tales That Never Happened"?
User avatar #11 - thebestpieever (11/09/2013) [-]
So... Tumblr thinks that people react just like anime characters when faced with an annoying twat.
#14 - sircrocodile (11/10/2013) [-]
"Okay Jefferson, he called it mouth Rushmore. Keep calm."
User avatar #16 - huebr (11/10/2013) [+] (21 replies)
god there should be a section for all this american ******** , why should I have to wade through this?
#18 to #16 - schneidend (11/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, damn Americans and their currency. Being, like all made of metal and able to be exchanged for goods and services. Makes me sick!
Yeah, damn Americans and their currency. Being, like all made of metal and able to be exchanged for goods and services. Makes me sick!
User avatar #17 - hentaisweetie (11/10/2013) [-]
At Mouth Rushmore.
#35 - happytimesfome (11/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i dont get it help me
i dont get it help me
#42 to #35 - turtlespear (11/10/2013) [-]
Abraham Lincoln was the 18th President of the United States   
Politicians tend to universally engage in behavior that teeters on the edge of or outright disregards the law.   
one penny = one cent   
a is the pronoun indicitive of a singular person place or thing (a bike, a towel, a penny, etc)   
Abraham Lincoln's likeness is imprinted onto the penny   
so he is "In a cent"   
which rhymes with Innocent.   
   
Just trying to cover all my bases here for whichever part of this joke you didn't catch.
Abraham Lincoln was the 18th President of the United States
Politicians tend to universally engage in behavior that teeters on the edge of or outright disregards the law.
one penny = one cent
a is the pronoun indicitive of a singular person place or thing (a bike, a towel, a penny, etc)
Abraham Lincoln's likeness is imprinted onto the penny
so he is "In a cent"
which rhymes with Innocent.

Just trying to cover all my bases here for whichever part of this joke you didn't catch.
User avatar #13 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/10/2013) [-]
Lincoin.
User avatar #36 - greatgranpapy (11/10/2013) [-]
There needs to be a change for the better.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/10/2013) [-]
there are literally 4 sentences int his picture, why did you highlight 2 of them?
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#7 - mellamoconsuelo (11/09/2013) [-]
I told the same joke at my grampa's funeral and I was promptly ********** . Tumblr users are so ******* gullible. I mean sometimes it is funny, but most of the time, I only laugh if it's believable.
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