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#2 - charagrin
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(03/13/2014) [-]
She is actually one of the few talk show hosts I go out of my way to watch when her show is on. Always good for a laugh, without trying to forcefeed some kind of message down my throat. (except maybe LGBT rights, but thats just her being her and I am ok with that.)
She is actually one of the few talk show hosts I go out of my way to watch when her show is on. Always good for a laugh, without trying to forcefeed some kind of message down my throat. (except maybe LGBT rights, but thats just her being her and I am ok with that.)
#29 to #2 - pacs
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(03/14/2014) [-]
i still think the funniest part was gladys's "i love jesus ...."
#42 to #2 - maxsexington
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(03/14/2014) [-]
you are a penis
#49 to #2 - girldad
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(03/14/2014) [-]
I love Jimmy Fallon, I think he is hilarious! With that being said, I have never seen a full talkshow, only youtube videos
#39 to #2 - ncsutroll
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(03/14/2014) [-]
>doesn't try to force beliefs down her throats
>except for this one thing because that's just her being her
User avatar #36 to #2 - nigeltheoutlaw
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I love Ellen. My only regret is that she's gay so I can't pretend that I could one day have sex with her.
User avatar #58 to #36 - kokkoderrisch
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude.
#44 to #2 - walkerjam
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Does Craig Ferguson forcefeed any message?
Does Craig Ferguson forcefeed any message?
User avatar #47 to #44 - charagrin
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Not that I am aware of, I just don't watch him. He is generally on later at night and I tend to go beddy bye early because of my work schedule.
User avatar #48 to #47 - walkerjam
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Aha I see. Cause as a Swede that is the one American I know he's from Scotland. talk show host that I care about.
#5 to #2 - enochian
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I totally agree.
Actually, hers is the only talk show I will sit through, with the occasional Queen Latifah one.
User avatar #13 to #5 - manofparody
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I used to watch Conan, because it would always be on during my breaks at Amazon. He was usually good for a laugh. Nothing like watching a 70 year old trying to play World of Warcraft.
User avatar #96 to #13 - enochian
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Ah, Conan, yeah I do watch his show once in a while. Definitely a funny dude.
User avatar #3 to #2 - oblesidonika
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Finally somebody who has the same few of Ellen as I do.

I can't stand all of the comments on Ellen posts being the same "we get it Ellen you're gay."

She is a great person who just happens to be very passionate about gay righte.
#6 - anon id: b4f51d15
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(03/14/2014) [-]
"Hi, I'm Ellen and I'm a lesbian, and I love puppies. I am also a lesbian."
User avatar #17 to #6 - ennaburning
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That wasn't about her being a lesbian, that was about newspapers making up ******** from nothing, she would have made the same joke had she been married to a guy
User avatar #30 to #6 - adunsaveme
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(03/14/2014) [-]
her sexuality really isn't what this joke was about.
#7 to #6 - malusdark
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Let me guess you dislike her?

User avatar #15 to #7 - ivehadworse
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(03/14/2014) [-]
I think that's a direct quote from her.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ajperry
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(03/14/2014) [-]
To be fair it probably is. Ellen is awesome.
User avatar #20 to #7 - angelious
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(03/14/2014) [-]
are you blind?

thats ellen.she clearly stated that....sheesh some people
User avatar #40 to #7 - oaaaa
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(03/14/2014) [-]
shut up hater. haters gonna hate! thats what she said!
#1 - guruofcancer
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Knowing your own marriage crumbles without you being aware, THANKS MAGAZINES
Knowing your own marriage crumbles without you being aware, THANKS MAGAZINES
#68 to #1 - phuzebox
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(03/14/2014) [-]
I Mean really, they could at least say "Spoiler Alert"
#12 - kingarturi
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Comment Picture
User avatar #10 - PenguinsOfMars
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TFW her wife is hotter than any girl i'll ever touch
#11 to #10 - anon id: 2f5c4918
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That's because Ellen makes more money than you ever will.

Getting a hot wife is easy in any country on the planet so long as you have money.
User avatar #18 to #11 - catburglarpenis
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She's also mastered the Triple-Scissor Pile Driver, and was crowned king of all lesbians in 2004.
User avatar #31 - petronelly
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(03/14/2014) [-]
WHERE IS ****?
User avatar #43 to #31 - iamthepapercut
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Hey buddy

Check your inbox
#54 to #43 - anon id: 8c14af11
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check yourself
#72 to #54 - misschokesonrocks
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its too late, hes already wrecked himself
#50 to #31 - xenoquack
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User avatar #101 to #31 - xenoquack
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You were told to delete this comment. Do it.
User avatar #52 to #31 - xenoquack
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Are you serious? Delete this comment.
User avatar #88 to #31 - thempc
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rule number one of fight club ****: you don't talk about fight club ****
User avatar #32 to #31 - metalcoldreaper
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You have to enable it now. Kinda a long way of doing it now. :/
User avatar #33 to #32 - petronelly
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Tell me how.
User avatar #34 to #33 - metalcoldreaper
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Accountname here > etc > etc> Account and privacy options > allllllllllllll the way at the bottom.
User avatar #35 to #34 - petronelly
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(03/14/2014) [-]
THANK YOU
User avatar #37 to #35 - trojandetected
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Lets take a moment to appreciate that this person is fapping right now.
#69 to #37 - aaronsalsa
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Whats going on right now
Whats going on right now
#62 to #31 - spanishninja
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#4 - bothemastaofall
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User avatar #8 to #4 - angelodlt
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Not even needed.
Also you have horrible cropping skills.
User avatar #9 to #8 - phisk
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Cropping skills notwithstanding, it is needed. The tumblr ******** adds nothing.
#19 to #9 - pappysmurf
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He cut out part of the subtitles...
#14 to #9 - anon id: 45c05437
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Ask yourself who cares. Who ******* cares? It's a single ******* comment on someone's stupid ******* tumblr blog.
User avatar #99 to #14 - phisk
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(03/15/2014) [-]
Well, I for one am pretty fed up with all of the tumblr content. But I guess the newfags rule this place now, judging from what's on the frontpage lately.

We went pretty fast from saying "tumblr content automatic thumb down" to saying "oh my gOD I AM SO DONE".

R.I.P. Funnyjunk
#27 - albusthedog
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#55 to #27 - anon id: 8c14af11
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lol scissoring.. its a shame they ugly as ****
#41 to #27 - itsmepapaone
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#38 to #27 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account**
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#28 to #27 - secretdestroyers
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User avatar #51 - gitanisme
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I don't like this woman.
If she wasn't gay she would have nothing to talk about.
#53 to #51 - anon id: 8c14af11
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agreed, thumb 4 u
User avatar #82 to #51 - aidansofunny
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whats wrong with gay people?
User avatar #63 to #51 - sanguinemybrother
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Except that she's Dory
User avatar #85 to #51 - freebrainsforall
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Your comment makes it blatantly obvious you don't actually watch her show.
#75 to #51 - ishotthedeputy
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Do you watch her show? I watch it with my mom everyday when I'm home from school. She hardly ever mentions Portia. She's genunely funny, not one of those edgy female comics who just talk about sex.
#21 - anon id: 51f77f80
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7908061 at Safe For Work Random Board **
User avatar #23 to #21 - koolmanchris
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Can I have a thumb sir?
#24 to #23 - asdffes
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(03/14/2014) [-]
You have to give it to him...

You said ANYTHING.

I replied to your comment to keep the context straight for those reading this.
#57 to #24 - anon id: 8c14af11
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(03/14/2014) [-]
it says 'ask me anything' not 'i will do anything you ask'.. idiot
User avatar #26 to #24 - koolmanchris
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no worries