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#2 - charagrin (03/13/2014) [+] (13 replies)
She is actually one of the few talk show hosts I go out of my way to watch when her show is on. Always good for a laugh, without trying to forcefeed some kind of message down my throat. (except maybe LGBT rights, but thats just her being her and I am ok with that.)
She is actually one of the few talk show hosts I go out of my way to watch when her show is on. Always good for a laugh, without trying to forcefeed some kind of message down my throat. (except maybe LGBT rights, but thats just her being her and I am ok with that.)
#6 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
"Hi, I'm Ellen and I'm a lesbian, and I love puppies. I am also a lesbian."
#7 to #6 - malusdark (03/14/2014) [-]
Let me guess you dislike her?

#1 - guruofcancer ONLINE (03/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Knowing your own marriage crumbles without you being aware, THANKS MAGAZINES
Knowing your own marriage crumbles without you being aware, THANKS MAGAZINES
#12 - kingarturi ONLINE (03/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - PenguinsOfMars (03/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
TFW her wife is hotter than any girl i'll ever touch
User avatar #18 to #11 - catburglarpenis (03/14/2014) [-]
She's also mastered the Triple-Scissor Pile Driver, and was crowned king of all lesbians in 2004.
User avatar #31 - petronelly (03/14/2014) [+] (17 replies)
WHERE IS **** ?
User avatar #37 to #35 - trojandetected (03/14/2014) [-]
Lets take a moment to appreciate that this person is fapping right now.
#4 - bothemastaofall (03/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #8 to #4 - angelodlt (03/14/2014) [-]
Not even needed.
Also you have horrible cropping skills.
#27 - albusthedog (03/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #51 - gitanisme (03/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I don't like this woman.
If she wasn't gay she would have nothing to talk about.
#75 to #51 - ishotthedeputy (03/14/2014) [-]
Do you watch her show? I watch it with my mom everyday when I'm home from school. She hardly ever mentions Portia. She's genunely funny, not one of those edgy female comics who just talk about sex.
#21 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #23 to #21 - koolmanchris (03/14/2014) [-]
Can I have a thumb sir?
User avatar #22 - weenieandthebutt (03/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Does anyone have that imagine where Ellen looks at a picture of a nude mag and states something along the lines of, "As a feminist, this offends me but as a lesbian, this delights me".
User avatar #25 to #22 - Lainge ONLINE (03/14/2014) [-]
That wasn't Ellen that was Jane Lynch
#81 - kanatana ONLINE (03/14/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Taco flavored kisses ** I don't make a habit of watching Ellen-- but then again, I don't make a habit of watching most daytime television. That said, when I do watch her show, I always thoroughly enjoy it. She's a funny comedian, personable, and is fairly down to Earth.

There, that's my opinion, **** it.
#65 - holyfool (03/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It's all lesbian jokes with this lady.
It's all lesbian jokes with this lady.
User avatar #83 to #65 - freebrainsforall (03/14/2014) [-]
This has nothing to do with being a lesbian. It's about tabloids.
#64 - anonymouzx (03/14/2014) [-]
When she gives regular people $10,000 everyone goes ape 						****					.   
"hurr shes such a saint"
When she gives regular people $10,000 everyone goes ape **** .
"hurr shes such a saint"
#46 - dsrtpnk (03/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I seriously have zero issues with faggots but I really don't find her funny. Her stand-up, TV show, movies, nothing. Shes more or less an inspirational speaker like Nick Vujicic or Randy Pausch.
User avatar #59 to #46 - brobafett ONLINE (03/14/2014) [-]
SHHH! You are oppressing everyone with your sense of humor. It's border line rape.
#70 - RedHulk (03/14/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #750526 at Friendly ** I wonder what she looks like naked..
#45 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What car does Ellen drive?

A Portia

I'm not even mad
User avatar #61 to #45 - dafogman (03/14/2014) [-]
No need to apologize. I found it funny.
#76 - TheOldOakTree (03/14/2014) [-]
i dislike this comedian and show host in particular
User avatar #67 - thesilveresteagle (03/14/2014) [-]
Ellen's wife looks like a woman.
#66 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
bad joke is bad.
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