Elder Scroll's Races According to /pol/.. . Altmer: High culture that is imitated acre's all . Contribute to the spread of knowledge. Skilled mages- Pretty much
x
Click to expand

Elder Scroll's Races According to /pol/.

Altmer: High culture that is imitated acre's all . Contribute to the spread of knowledge. Skilled mages- Pretty much the closest thing you can get to Nazis with their eugenics and racial purity dogma. Not
******* .
Breton: Cultured, intelligent, and good mages- Breton cuisine is the envy stall . Not ******* .
Imperial: Conquered all , create magnificent architecture and works start. Not ******* .
Redguard: Legendary seafarers, shrewd merchants, have built impressive desert cities, and are excellent fighters. Not ******* .
Argonian: Lizard that warships a magical tree and gets high offere sap, gaining enhanced strength, speed, and stamina. Eats powdered deer penises and raw fish. TOTAL ******* .
Elessar: Lives out in thejuggla doing dances, jumping around en trees, and having where they put the dead bodies en the table and chow down. TOTAL .
Dunmer: Violent, stubborn, and have pretty much been living in insects and trees forfeiture's before and afterthe Imperial City was built. TOTAL ******* .
Nerd: Dumb, violent, and leek like **** . They' requst a bunch of huts covered in Snow. They haven' t invented any kind of technological breakthrough ever. TOTAL ******* .
Orcs: Rude, crude, smell like **** , violent savages- Everywhere outside of Orsinium that has arcs in it isjust a bunch of huts, and Orsinium isjust stolen Breton architecture. TOTAL ******* .
Khajiit: Steals everything that isn' t nailed down, most are career criminals, and theme always selling what' s the Elder Scroll' s equivalent mccrack cocaine. ********* OF THEM ALL!
111
...
  • Recommend tagsx
0
Views: 932
Favorited: 0
Submitted: 11/02/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to undeadwill submit to reddit
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #2 - fuzzypickles (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the interesting thing is, with the right research, replacing " ******* " with "crackers" would work aswell on this content
0
#1 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
 Friends (0)