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anon (12/18/2015) [-] 
Wouldn't your first edible be oatmeal or something because you'd be an infant
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ledneustadt (12/19/2015) [-] Been in my gif folder, named as "Breakfast Explosion," for years. I am glad I can grab this inverted version and provide for fj.
I am honored.
I am honored.
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ledneustadt (12/19/2015) [-] The fact that the guy with the milk misses his mouth at the start is what really makes me love this gif.
Imagine what that dude must have thought, while keeping his mouth in that god awful position of that long: "this jigga just dumped milk all over my face."
Imagine what that dude must have thought, while keeping his mouth in that god awful position of that long: "this jigga just dumped milk all over my face."
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dragonzard (12/19/2015) [-] and the fact that this ***** kept breathing like what did he expect lmao
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infinitereaper (12/19/2015) [-]
on the subject of time and space:
We are technically all living in the past due to delays in signals to our brain from our senses.
Parts of you have died and been born again, because your cells replenish and replace themselves. The question becomes are you really the same you, you once were? There are two analogies about this:
If you replace a blanket with patchwork over the years eventually it is replaced completely, and really isn't the same blanket anymore.
The second is that if a parasite were to slowly eat your brain and replace you with itself, you would never even notice. So really, who are you?
the question of who becomes where, in space there really aren't any directions, everything is relative, a room, a state, a country, the earth, space, the universe, but where is the universe?
No seriously, where the **** are we?
Consider for a moment that we exist in this dark bubble we call space, 99.99% space, a place where 75% of the matter that makes up the galaxy isn't even detectable. Dark matter. Where the **** is that? Where is now and when is now?
By the time you've even read these words you're still stuck in the past.
In reality none of this really makes any sense, existence itself is illogical because logically nothing existing at all seems far more sensible then this abstract "something" we call our perception.
The funny thing is that I ponder and think about these things when I'm not on drugs.
And the lack of any substantial answer or pattern recognition is terrifying.
Seriously what the **** is even going on.
At some point in your life you have to realize how absurd this all is.
it's all so real... but then again, you think the same thing when you're asleep in a dream
We are technically all living in the past due to delays in signals to our brain from our senses.
Parts of you have died and been born again, because your cells replenish and replace themselves. The question becomes are you really the same you, you once were? There are two analogies about this:
If you replace a blanket with patchwork over the years eventually it is replaced completely, and really isn't the same blanket anymore.
The second is that if a parasite were to slowly eat your brain and replace you with itself, you would never even notice. So really, who are you?
the question of who becomes where, in space there really aren't any directions, everything is relative, a room, a state, a country, the earth, space, the universe, but where is the universe?
No seriously, where the **** are we?
Consider for a moment that we exist in this dark bubble we call space, 99.99% space, a place where 75% of the matter that makes up the galaxy isn't even detectable. Dark matter. Where the **** is that? Where is now and when is now?
By the time you've even read these words you're still stuck in the past.
In reality none of this really makes any sense, existence itself is illogical because logically nothing existing at all seems far more sensible then this abstract "something" we call our perception.
The funny thing is that I ponder and think about these things when I'm not on drugs.
And the lack of any substantial answer or pattern recognition is terrifying.
Seriously what the **** is even going on.
At some point in your life you have to realize how absurd this all is.
it's all so real... but then again, you think the same thing when you're asleep in a dream
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ADeadlYLepricoN (12/19/2015) [-] Honestly this is a huge part of the reason I believe in a God and the Afterlife/Idea of a soul. Simply because at its very core, our very existence is so infinitesimally small and yet so difficult to explain, that in all honesty the driving ideas behind many religions become pretty believable in relation.
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nithorry (12/18/2015) [-] first time i ate weed, i had a ''premonition'' that an ambulence crashed threw my front room and took me away. So, not wanting to ruin mine and my mates evening, i spent the rest of the night Desprately focussing on trying to hold back and reverse Time.
****** with my head soo much! Makes for a fun story though. MFW<<<
****** with my head soo much! Makes for a fun story though. MFW<<<
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ashedust (12/18/2015) [-] I was talking to a friend about weed and he pretty much laughed at edibles and said they practically do nothing.
Can anyone collaborate or shoot this down?
Can anyone collaborate or shoot this down?
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mechanicexplain (12/19/2015) [-] All of the more "experienced" people I've talked to about it tell me that edibles are for people who can't get high enough just through smoking because their tolerance is disgustingly high.
I.E., edibles are as heavy as **** gets.
I.E., edibles are as heavy as **** gets.
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ftsfts ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
It depends on a few things, for example how well you absorb the edibles. I've had two real nice mellow highs where I was relaxed felt like a kaleidoscope sorta. Just listened to music. Usually when I smoke I have a really hard time handling the high, its just really intense and I can't control my thoughts so I get paranoid and a few of the times I ate edibles it was like this too.
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zerocalibre (12/19/2015) [-] Some people aren't affected by edibles, though smoking still works for them. Their bodies just can't absorb it through those means.
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misternobodie (12/19/2015) [-] Go Amsterdam. Have space cake. Get rekt beyond recognition.
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therealluffa ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] The thing that actually makes you high is THC, which is contained in the plant. When you smoke weed, the THC travels from the smoke when you inhale to your blood stream almost instantly, which means it gets to your brain faster, where it does all its neuron ******* that makes you "high".
When you have an edible, the THC has normally been extracted from the plant with butter or some other sort of lipid (fat) which, when eaten, will then go into your stomach where it gets digested and eventually sent to the blood stream, etc. etc.
In terms of how effective it is all depends on the dosage in the edible and the tolerance of the user, although I can say from personal experience that edibles are a bit more consistent and tingly kind of feeling compared to just smoking it, however it does tend to last a lot longer when it does finally hit.
When you have an edible, the THC has normally been extracted from the plant with butter or some other sort of lipid (fat) which, when eaten, will then go into your stomach where it gets digested and eventually sent to the blood stream, etc. etc.
In terms of how effective it is all depends on the dosage in the edible and the tolerance of the user, although I can say from personal experience that edibles are a bit more consistent and tingly kind of feeling compared to just smoking it, however it does tend to last a lot longer when it does finally hit.
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schneidend ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-] He'd better be able to explain how I basically got hit by edibles exactly how it says in the comic when I tried it.
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noteventrying (12/18/2015) [-] would anyone be able to make me a wallpaper for that picture, I'll post this one which I think is actually from the same comic
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threeeighteen (12/18/2015) [-] They'll take about an hour to hit you. I think the fact they you're eating it and not smoking it has something to do with it.
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Visual (12/19/2015) [-] Yep, you're right on the money.
Inhaling anything into your lungs go directly into your bloodstream in a matter of seconds which then enters your brain really fast.
Digestion though lets you take in way more since a puff of smoke doesn't contain as much THC compared to what you can stuff into a brownie, so you're consuming more and that's why they typically hit harder. Why it takes longer is because the brownie is slowly trickling into your bloodstream when in the small intestine as opposed to taking everything at once through the lungs.
Those who don't get high easily through eating probably have digestion issues.
Inhaling anything into your lungs go directly into your bloodstream in a matter of seconds which then enters your brain really fast.
Digestion though lets you take in way more since a puff of smoke doesn't contain as much THC compared to what you can stuff into a brownie, so you're consuming more and that's why they typically hit harder. Why it takes longer is because the brownie is slowly trickling into your bloodstream when in the small intestine as opposed to taking everything at once through the lungs.
Those who don't get high easily through eating probably have digestion issues.
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dangler (12/19/2015) [-] Thought it was gonna be some unfunny "le xd w33dblaezit" joke (and it kind of was) but goddamn that last panel got me
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nurucio (12/18/2015) [-] First time getting high was with a chocolate edible. Christ. My friend could not stop laughing at me, I apparently just kept saying I'M TRYING TO HARD TO BE NORMAL, AM I NORMAL? IT'S HARD TO FOCUS.
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zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-] I have yet to try edibles. I can't wait for the day to finally come.
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zuflux ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] Ah, yes. A friend I smoked with a few times told me he baked oil into a cake once, and went to bed midway through it. He woke up for school the next day, and not long after he woke up he got super high again, because of how metabolism works when you're sleeping. Sounds great though. I'm hoping it will be different than what smoking it is, or how LSD or Psilocybin works on ya.
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threeeighteen (12/18/2015) [-] Holy **** , my mate and I made a weed cake during the last week of high school. All we had left were assemblies and ******** . We had a quarter of the cake each, an hour later it hit us while we were watching The Black Death. Never though Sean Bean dying would be so funny. Then the munchies hit us and we ate the other half of the cake.
