Edgar Allen Poo. . Once upon a midnight dreary, while I weak and weary. Over many a strange and spurious porn site of "hot chicks galore". When I clicked my fav
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Edgar Allen Poo

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I
weak and weary.
Over many a strange and spurious porn
site of "hot chicks galore".
When I clicked my favorite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning.
And my heart was filled with mourning,
mourning for my dear amour.
Tis' not possible." I muttered, "give me
back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server...
II 404"
poetry
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Submitted: 08/13/2014
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#1 - wwhhaaq (08/13/2014) [+] (17 replies)
>bookmarking porn sites
#13 - fortes (08/14/2014) [-]
#35 - reasonsxxxcause (08/14/2014) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #22 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (08/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Once upon a Google query, while I web searched, on a theory,
That page seven supplemental might have what I was looking for,
My computer started yapping, that a virus needed trapping,
And that threat – it needed zapping, zapping now: “Proceed / Ignore?”
******* Advert,” this I muttered, as I promptly clicked “Ignore”-
‘Twas a popup, nothing more,

Ah, distinctly I remember, I was searching for a Kender,
With the keyword “gender-bender” amidst the Net’s forgotten lore,
Short and surly I require to satisfy my strange desire,
That’s why nothing gets me higher than a tranny midget whore,
Judge me no less a person; I’d love a tranny midget whore,
‘Tis a fetish, nothing more.

With my Facebook status stating that “I’m going roller–skating,”
‘Til I’m done with masturbating, interruptions I’d deplore,
Leaning forward I was perching on my chair where I was lurching,
Through the SERPs that I was searching, searching deeper than before,
What precious prize did I discover searching deeper than before?
Only spam and nothing more,
#20 - suckle ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
I prefer this full version
#32 - mcbustanut (08/14/2014) [-]
**mcbustanut rolled image** 404
#38 - thismustbeseen (08/14/2014) [-]
I like this poem.
I like this poem.
#16 - chikiel (08/14/2014) [-]
I can;t be the only who who immediately though about this after I read that first line...
#29 - helgheimftw (08/14/2014) [-]
edgar allan poe thougth out the big bang before anyone else which i think is kinda cool
#49 - approximatelykaine (08/17/2014) [-]
Dayum. That was a good one.
Dayum. That was a good one.
#42 - styxenstones (08/14/2014) [-]
What?
#41 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
******* amazing. Favorite poet. Edgar Anal Poe.
#18 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
Made me think of this Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 3.
#11 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
Lost the trochaic meter in the second line. 0/10.
#7 - mikekinkaid (08/14/2014) [-]
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#6 - TheBearerOfBadNews (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**TheBearerOfBadNews rolled image** < best pron there is
User avatar #9 to #6 - willsabeasts (08/14/2014) [-]
dat stock heatsink
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#2 - vlemich (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**vlemich rolled image** what his bookmark was
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