Economics Explained in cows. Gonna reinstall the computer, and didn't want to loose this gem. So I'm reposting it, sorry. A TALE or TWO cows TAKE YOUR PICK II H
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Economics Explained in cows

Gonna reinstall the computer, and didn't want to loose this gem. So I'm reposting it, sorry

A TALE or TWO cows
TAKE YOUR PICK
II H I FHA RH H In H
C SOCIALISM _
You have two cows.
You gm: one to your neighbor;
wrif r COMMUNISM
You have two tows.
The State who both and ewes
you some milk,
FASCISM
You have two cows.
The State hikes both and
sells you some mm
rvr
You have two curls. I C C
The State takes both, shoots
one. milks the other and then
throws the Hulk away
You have two cows.
You sell one and bur a bull
Your herd and the
economy glows Tau sen them
and mum on the tritone.
You have two tows a
You sen three nothern to your
med company, using letters of Urdu i
opened by your" at the hank.
then execute a Swap with an
associated general offer, so that you get at
our tows back with a an ( Iori for
We tows The nghty or the Sm tows
are ma an intermediary to a
Cayman Wand Company enemy owned
by the majorty s/ , who sells
the rights to m seven tows back to your
company. The annual report says
the company owns ight Cows. wth an
You have two cows.
You sen one and Torte the other
to produce the milk or tour
tows Later, you hue a
to why the tow has
dropped dead.
You have we cows.
You to on a Hot
and block the roads. because
you went twee tows
C AN IT LIAN CORPORATION
You have we tows.
but you dont know whom they
ate. You decide to have Cunth
You have 5, 000 cows.
None ofthem baking to you
You charge the owners for
them
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have we cows.
You have 300 people milking
them You clam that you have "
employment and hgh bows pro-
attest the newsman
who reported the real . -mun.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION H
You have we cows.
You Warship them
A BRITISH CORPORATION V
You have two cows.
Both my mad
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have a In Mews.
You ten them that you have none.
Nobody behaves you, so they bomb the crap
out of you and Invade your country
You SIM have no tows but at toast you are now
a Democracy.
N AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. l
Busness seems pretty good.
You close the ante and go
or a few beers to celbrate
v; A NEW ZEA AND CORPORATION
You have we tows.
The one on the left Icon very attractive
A GREEK CORPORATION CV
You have two cows borrowed ham
French and German banks.
You em both of them,
The banks call to celled ther nalk, but you
camel deafen- so you can the IMF
The IMF leans you two tows.
You eat both of them
The banks and the IMF call to collect then
ows/
You are out gemni a HAII‘( . _
visual.
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User avatar #1 - amil (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon called Cowmon and market them worldwide.
User avatar #5 - springbok (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Russian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You steal another cow from the Ukraine and claim it was a Russian cow.
User avatar #10 - szatan (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. Government force you to learn them play harmonica.
User avatar #9 - redneckonlsd (04/23/2014) [-]
In Soviet Bulgaria you ARE the cow.
#7 - kanedam (04/23/2014) [-]
thats not how fascism works...

but funny thing nevertheless. have a thumb
#4 - Womens Study Major (04/23/2014) [-]
danish socialism you have 2 cows keep them both and share the milk with your neighbor
User avatar #2 - dyalibya (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Gonna reinstall the computer, and didn't want to loose this gem. So I'm reposting it, sorry"

You can reinstall the os AND keep your files you uneducated pleb
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