Eat shit Bob Ross. Awww: www.crackedsorcerer.com/post/1598/Awww. Funny story shad at time. Be sleeping together 37 KB JPG shaving dream about fighting. Throwing
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Eat shit Bob Ross

Funny story
shad at time. Be sleeping
together
37 KB JPG shaving dream about fighting.
Throwing hooks but it' s like We got the
brakes on
making agitated noises and
saying "eat **** " in my sleep
ggf decides to wake me up thinking I' m
having a nightmare
sshe snaps me out of my dream right as
I' m throwing a punch
a full force left hook right into her
stomach
sshe rolls of the bed winded
snap up still confused
scream "eat **** bob Ross" at the top of
my lungs
chear my sucking wind and laughing her
ass off at the same time
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User avatar #4 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (08/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
that is a good story
no unnecessary feels or rustling.
#5 - antzell (08/02/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Bob Ross is ******* awesome.
#1 - pleasejustdie (08/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #11 - inuyuru (08/02/2014) [+] (9 replies)
And she didn't break up with you?

She's either a keeper, or she's plotting revenge.
#12 to #11 - admiralaverage (08/02/2014) [-]
If you were asleep and throwing punches and your GF deliberately got in the way to wake you up and you accidentally punched her, why would she dump you?;)
It's not like you just punched her deliberately.
#24 - baconlogic (08/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Throwing hooks eh?
#18 - gunnay (08/02/2014) [+] (6 replies)
> be on vacation with now exgf
> middle of the night were sleeping together
> having a nightmage
> some weird psycho woman is screaming right into my face
> punch gf in the face and wake up
> tell her i had a nightmage about that woman and apoligize
> she snuggles up to me because she scared of the woman
notbad.jpeg
#41 - kristovsky (08/02/2014) [-]
>be having awesome dream, lasers n 						****					   
>gf thinks I'm having a nightmare, wakes me up   
>						****					 you bitch that dream was awesome, don't wanna look at yo skank face   
>formulate plan instantly    
>pretend im still sleepin   
>she keeps shaking me, it now on looming over me   
>itstime.jpg   
>eyes closed, unload full force gut buster   
>sends her off the bed, cus im swole as 						****					   
>sit and scream "eat 						****					 Bob Ross" at the top of my lungs   
>gf starts laughing ass off   
>get off scott free   
>teach that bitch to tear me from awesome land again, do 						****					 get hit   
>MFW
>be having awesome dream, lasers n ****
>gf thinks I'm having a nightmare, wakes me up
> **** you bitch that dream was awesome, don't wanna look at yo skank face
>formulate plan instantly
>pretend im still sleepin
>she keeps shaking me, it now on looming over me
>itstime.jpg
>eyes closed, unload full force gut buster
>sends her off the bed, cus im swole as ****
>sit and scream "eat **** Bob Ross" at the top of my lungs
>gf starts laughing ass off
>get off scott free
>teach that bitch to tear me from awesome land again, do **** get hit
>MFW
User avatar #42 - plokix (08/02/2014) [-]
Bob Ross Remixed | Happy Little Clouds | PBS Digital Studios
#40 - CXJokerXD (08/02/2014) [-]
**CXJokerXD rolled image** Punches her in the stomach and she still laughs? So did you marry her?
User avatar #39 - doombunni (08/02/2014) [-]
A friend of mine did this. He had a dream that he was fighting a bunch of guys and punched his girlfriend full in the face. She had a black eye for weeks
#28 - muthsera (08/02/2014) [-]
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#25 - rokkai (08/02/2014) [-]
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#7 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
What the h3ll?
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