Easy money. . ii Ed: This we time i was in church and my morn said she would give me if while the priest was flinging "holy water" at Us i weild run into the ai
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ii Ed:
This we time i was in church and my morn said she would give
me if while the priest was flinging "holy water" at Us i weild
run into the aisle anee he passed and start hissing and screaming
IT BURNS''
do u know how many angry Christians i got in my inbox because at
this
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#1 - sdcanonymoose (02/23/2014) [+] (31 replies)
Please tell me you actualy did this
Please tell me you actualy did this
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#10 - mankey (02/23/2014) [-]
Wait a minute, this is holy water.....so what happened to my acid?
#8 - crazyitalian (02/23/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I highly doubt that this really happened, but if it did I must say you have to be an A-list asshole to interrupt a service like that, regardless whether you believe in it or not not directed at OP i'm just saying
#16 - include (02/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#39 - reinbowxdash (02/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #22 - jshyu (02/24/2014) [-]
I'm guessing 0 because that probably didnt happen
#18 - wassamattau (02/23/2014) [-]
**wassamattau rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at LoTR **
User avatar #35 - manbearpiglet (02/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm a Christian and I laughed.
#63 - coolcalx ONLINE (02/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Jesus. the comments are filled with the most cynical pieces of **** today. if this had been posted as any other medium, you would have thought it was funny, but the sole fact that it is a Tumblr post rustles your jimmies so hard you have a collective rage-gasm.
#49 - LordoftheBacon (02/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
*Moms face when* "Crazy little **** actually did it lol"
User avatar #24 - defeats (02/24/2014) [+] (7 replies)
No mother would do this. Tumblr people aren't even trying to make these stories believable these days.
#30 to #24 - vaticancameos (02/24/2014) [-]
Mine would.
Mine would.
User avatar #21 - onceman ONLINE (02/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Probably didn't happen, but if it did, what an irresponsible parent.
#43 - evebishop (02/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Maybe you should get those angry Christians out of your 'box'..... box is another term for vagina
#61 - thelastelephant (02/24/2014) [-]
>Be me   
>Go to a fundraiser dinner at a local church because free food   
>Pastor starts talking about doing God's work   
>doyouevenscience.jpg   
>Band comes onstage and starts playing songs   
>9/10 would listen to if not for religious as 			****		 lyrics   
>Singer says it's they're last song of the night   
>Song goes: "You want me on my knees when I am broken."   
>MFW she mentions being on her knees for a long time
>Be me
>Go to a fundraiser dinner at a local church because free food
>Pastor starts talking about doing God's work
>doyouevenscience.jpg
>Band comes onstage and starts playing songs
>9/10 would listen to if not for religious as **** lyrics
>Singer says it's they're last song of the night
>Song goes: "You want me on my knees when I am broken."
>MFW she mentions being on her knees for a long time
#75 - perturabo (02/24/2014) [-]
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#25 - skullnigga (02/24/2014) [-]
if this happened
#6 - dontread ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
I've always wanted my own Christians in the mail
#74 - mrgoodlove (02/24/2014) [-]
**mrgoodlove rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at rest in peace you fuckin toilet cover ** his moms face when
#20 - JHDog (02/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>it's easter
>family goes to church on easter
>priest says, "holy this...blahblah...holy cross *********************************** ..."
>bored out of my mind, rest my head on my hand
>elbow accidentally holds on the home button of my iphone
>Siri is activated
> priest says something so inspriationaly, almost every cries
>hears the beep meaning that siri is about to talk
>eyes widen
>siri says, "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that."
>Mom never brings me to church again.

#33 to #20 - hoskins (02/24/2014) [-]
Was this supposed to be entertaining? And your mom didn't bring you to church after your phone accidentally made a noise?
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