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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - ldnelson
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(07/19/2014) [-]
You don't say
#19 - spidurman
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(07/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #2 - improbablyyourdad
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(07/20/2014) [-]
This is retarded.
#3 to #2 - iscrewbabies
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(07/20/2014) [-]
We know you are.
User avatar #4 to #3 - improbablyyourdad
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(07/20/2014) [-]
Whatever, edgy faggot.
#5 to #4 - iscrewbabies
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(07/20/2014) [-]
Must I repeat myself?
We know you are.
#6 to #5 - improbablyyourdad
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(07/20/2014) [-]
#7 to #6 - iscrewbabies
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(07/20/2014) [-]
Right. Okay. Now I see the issue here. You're around 10-12 years old, am I right?
User avatar #8 to #7 - improbablyyourdad
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(07/20/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#9 to #8 - iscrewbabies
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(07/20/2014) [-]
I get it that you're a troll and all that, but you're doing a terrible job. I love dealing with trolls if they manage to make me
1) laugh
2) angry
and you are managing to do neither.
You're just... boring.
User avatar #10 to #9 - improbablyyourdad
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(07/20/2014) [-]
I get it that you're a troll and all that, but you're doing a terrible job. I love dealing with trolls if they manage to make me
1) laugh
2) angry
and you are managing to do neither.
You're just... boring.
#11 to #10 - iscrewbabies
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(07/20/2014) [-]
You don't even have any originality.
Oh well, too bad.
I'm going to go watch a movie or something.
User avatar #12 to #11 - improbablyyourdad
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(07/20/2014) [-]
Good, I wasn't even trolling, you dumb ****. I was counter **** flinging at a retard and seeing if it ended up anywhere funny.
Enjoy your movie and have a nice day.
#24 to #12 - garyhasmorebadges
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#29 to #24 - improbablyyourdad
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(07/20/2014) [-]
Says the pokefag
#31 to #29 - garyhasmorebadges
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(07/20/2014) [-]
>Implying Pokémon and Autism are the same thing
#32 to #31 - improbablyyourdad
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(07/20/2014) [-]
Are you actually retarded?
#33 to #32 - garyhasmorebadges
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#34 to #33 - improbablyyourdad
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#13 to #12 - iscrewbabies
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(07/20/2014) [-]
Oh, so you're just an idiot? Well that just makes it sad.
Well thanks for the small conversation. It made me feel better, knowing that there are bigger idiots than me out there. Thanks, bye.
User avatar #15 to #13 - icollectraresbro
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(07/20/2014) [-]
Look at all those purple lines
User avatar #14 to #13 - braddlesxp
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(07/20/2014) [-]
you lost that fight, idiot
#20 to #6 - furiousmarshmellow
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(07/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - whyamieventrying
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(07/20/2014) [-]
How does a tuxedo make someone look important? :-/
Seriously I don't get it
User avatar #22 to #21 - remsaman
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(07/20/2014) [-]
id much rather save the guy in a tuxedo then the guy in sweatpants and a hoodie
User avatar #23 to #22 - whyamieventrying
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(07/20/2014) [-]
but why?
User avatar #25 to #23 - remsaman
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(07/20/2014) [-]
because they look important
User avatar #30 to #25 - whyamieventrying
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(07/20/2014) [-]
OMG! That was my question initialy: HOW DOES A TUX MAKE LOOK SOMEONE IMPORTANT!?

Aaargh, whatever...
User avatar #27 - thesuperintendent
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(07/20/2014) [-]
I'd make myself look like an elderly person.
User avatar #28 to #27 - nightlynutria
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(07/20/2014) [-]
***** I think most people would rather save someone with a long life ahead
#26 - gtfomylawnbish
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(07/20/2014) [-]
Wrong. get a wig, fake tits and a dress. Women are always saved first.
#18 - bluwizard
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(07/20/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** when i save my damn self
#17 - anon id: 57c9d729
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(07/20/2014) [-]
im gonna let everyone who looks nice die now
#16 - mrhaihoang
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(07/20/2014) [-]
or to rob
or to rob