FUCK IS THAT?
fuck me tenders, its a god damn
hold the phone now, dickjuice, this aint no
look at the fuckin grip and how bumpy it is, you
know that shit wont be flyin out of your hand when
you slug an infant across the skull with it.
not even benjamin franklin could invent a light so
fucking amazing as this and hes bony fuckin
seriously if the power went out; this motherfucker
might as well stick into the wall like a dicksnort
and Just run the show
id shove this up my ass twice