Look at his
eyes. It doesit
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
IT' S FUCKING .
Fuck the legendaries, fuck the rarer,
fuck Pikachu. It' s fucking. . .
First on, it' s fucking GROUND AND .
WATER, Thaw almost ] ... 3 different types in
one moses Pokemon!!!
This Fakemon is like walking rape. It' s like one
minute you' re fucking Surfing and the next - BAN!!!
Pregnant. Even if you' re a guy.
This bitch Fueling myles you underwater AND
underground! It even gives Missingno. cancer.
Bear that? "Quahog!" Someone just got AME. ' szg,' , g) '"
Did you know that it' s always 2) lolful/ , wff, if
fucking slimy? That means it' s are
always fucking lubricated, bitch. PENN BUT, NST
WAI T ITE BE
And it has a relaxed and FUCKING PENN.
nature, meaning it doesn' t even
have to my to fucking pleasure
you It' ll fucking bump its
head into your fucking
dumnass boat and your hymen
will fucking break.
Look at that smug grin, This
charm Also: rhymes
THIS BITCH IS LIKE A ? I THINK NOT.
GOLDEN RETRIEVER rarer.
I' M litt REES EEG BALLS EIGHT HUI? THAT MY ? S 18 BLEEDINGS
THROUGH MY TACKING; , GET om; YOUR FUCKING ' ERROLL AND
CATCH THIS BASTARD BEFORE BE FUCKING HEIGHTS YOUR CHILDREN THEE HIS
HALY BREASTICLE RAPE I NEED TO LAY DOWN. EDIE SHIT BATE
TEE]. FINGER ME.