So apparently my little brother had a conversation with one of his female friends about how an alligator's gender is determined by the temperature. Anything above above 34 degrees centigrade will produce a male alligator.
At the end of the conversation, my bro speaks this little gem:
"I don't know how you came out a girl, because you're way hotter than 34 degrees celcius"
Not gonna lie here, FJ. I thought that was smooth as ****