EA. . Ill Rockstar Games After 2 days of attempting to fix our #GTAV servers, we have untrue to the comilation that all you lazy get off your fat asses and get
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EA

Ill Rockstar Games
After 2 days of attempting to fix our #GTAV
servers, we have untrue to the comilation that all
you lazy ***** get off your fat asses and get a life.
We' ll fix our servers, we' re not EA, we won' t take 10
******* years. Go do something with your life and
wait for the problem to he reserved.
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Submitted: 10/06/2013
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#2 - ykaliber (10/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)



This has inspired me to move my fat ass outside and venture into the so called "Real Life".
#3 - xspencerxxx (10/06/2013) [+] (31 replies)
i paid for the game
i expect the ******* servers to work
User avatar #7 to #3 - flemsdfer ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
This happens with just about every popular online game. Everyone in the ******* world lined up with this game just waiting for it to open. Them working to release it as fast as they can so you ******* don't get a corncob up your ass and senselessly bitch about it. Then just as they get it workable you ALL. PILE IN. AT ONCE. and break it. So then they have to tweak it now to get it up and running, and able to handle the unpredictable load that just came onto it. Play the single player. It has a plethora of side missions and random events, choices for main missions, and different endings.

The servers will work. Just not while dozens of millions try to all cram into it at once right as the gates open.
User avatar #19 - watyoutalkabout (10/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
my heart fell in love when he quoted EA like that
#23 to #20 - noz (10/07/2013) [-]
This Ok?
#92 - josep (10/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
thats more than 140 characters...  (x) doubt
thats more than 140 characters... (x) doubt
User avatar #110 - torkildsen (10/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
If you even consider this to be real you're ******* retarded.
#114 to #110 - cthumoo ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Well not I'm a little conflicted...
User avatar #122 - xoyv (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
RLEASE


servers are down

^
#101 - arreatface (10/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#98 - Darianvincent (10/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You know what rhymes with X? Doubt.
#104 - felixjarl ONLINE (10/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
When i buy a game, expect all the features to work. That is why i buy a full game. I don\t buy half the game.
#91 - samoaspider (10/07/2013) [-]
Actually got fooled by the post and had to check the site myself twitter.com/RockstarGames   
   
I'm too gullible...   
   
   
   
Also meanwhile at Rockstar HQ
Actually got fooled by the post and had to check the site myself twitter.com/RockstarGames

I'm too gullible...



Also meanwhile at Rockstar HQ
#137 - unnamedwarrior (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Totally legit.
User avatar #103 - mdmazing (10/07/2013) [+] (14 replies)
"We're not EA"
That's why you have already DLC planned for your game, and have microtransactions up and running for Online. (And who knows when the PC version will be out, we all know you just do this for your console sales)
***** please rockstar, you are turning INTO something similar.
So don't come with the 'we're not EA' ******** just because you are comparing how fast you can fix your servers.
I don't know if this post is real or not. But idgaf and my body has been ready for the red thumbs since 17 september
#61 - nuggetman (10/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This > 140 Characters
User avatar #99 - admiralen ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
turns out it works and everyone goes out and gets lives, then they fix their servers and no one is there to play
#174 - troppi (10/07/2013) [-]
>People think this is real.
#96 - danascully (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#179 - jtjas (10/07/2013) [-]
I think i found another one for Rockstar i definitely didn't do this.
#149 - lyukang (10/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"OMFG IT'S FRIGGIN ROCKSTAR! IT WILL NEVER LET US DOWN!

GTA fanboy
User avatar #75 - kanatana ONLINE (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is this legit?
User avatar #87 to #75 - juzin (10/07/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #38 - ChronoBoost (10/07/2013) [-]
Theres a reason Rockstar is Chaotic good..
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